Why is @xangsane obsessed about huricanes?

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It seems like every fucking thread he makes is about hurricanes, like why being obsessed about such a random subject?
 
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It’s so jova
 
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It’s so jova
its jova

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It’s so jova
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Hurricane Jova was a powerful Category 5 hurricane, and the strongest tropical cyclone so far of the 2023 Pacific hurricane season.

Hurricane Jova
Overall effects
Category 5 hurricane
Meteorological history

Jova nearing its peak intensity on September 7
FormedSeptember 4, 2023
Remnant lowSeptember 10, 2023
DissipatedSeptember 12, 2023
1-minute sustained (SSHWS/NWS)
Highest winds160 mph (260 km/h)
Lowest pressure929 mbar (hPa); 27.43 inHg
FatalitiesNone reported
Areas affectedWestern Mexico, Baja California peninsula, Southwestern United States

Part of the 2023 Pacific hurricane season
 
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Hurricane Jova was a powerful Category 5 hurricane, and the strongest tropical cyclone so far of the 2023 Pacific hurricane season.

Hurricane Jova
Meteorological history
Category 5 hurricane
Overall effects

Jova nearing its peak intensity on September 7
FormedSeptember 4, 2023
Remnant lowSeptember 10, 2023
DissipatedSeptember 12, 2023
1-minute sustained (SSHWS/NWS)
Highest winds160 mph (260 km/h)
Lowest pressure929 mbar (hPa); 27.43 inHg
FatalitiesNone reported
Areas affectedWestern Mexico, Baja California peninsula, Southwestern United States

Part of the 2023 Pacific hurricane season
Dancing GIF
 
It's just autism.
 
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It’s so jova

I stuffed my PSL 5.5 face in Jova's hurricussy​

Hurricane Jova was a powerful Category 5 hurricane, and the strongest tropical cyclone so far of the 2023 Pacific hurricane season.

Hurricane Jova
Meteorological history
Category 5 hurricane
Overall effects
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Jova nearing its peak intensity on September 7
FormedSeptember 4, 2023
Remnant lowSeptember 10, 2023
DissipatedSeptember 12, 2023
1-minute sustained (SSHWS/NWS)
Highest winds160 mph (260 km/h)
Lowest pressure929 mbar (hPa); 27.43 inHg
FatalitiesNone reported
Areas affectedWestern Mexico, Baja California peninsula, Southwestern United States

Part of the 2023 Pacific hurricane season
NIGGA YOU'RE MEANT TO CONTINUE THE JOVA TRAIN
It's just autism. Jova for your autism nigga.
 
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@Xangsane I didn't say that.
 
NIGGA YOU'RE MEANT TO CONTINUE THE JOVA TRAIN
It’s so jova
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Hurricane Jova was a powerful Category 5 hurricane, and the strongest tropical cyclone so far of the 2023 Pacific hurricane season.

Hurricane Jova
Meteorological history
Category 5 hurricane
Overall effects
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Jova nearing its peak intensity on September 7
FormedSeptember 4, 2023
Remnant lowSeptember 10, 2023
DissipatedSeptember 12, 2023
1-minute sustained (SSHWS/NWS)
Highest winds160 mph (260 km/h)
Lowest pressure929 mbar (hPa); 27.43 inHg
FatalitiesNone reported
Areas affectedWestern Mexico, Baja California peninsula, Southwestern United States

Part of the 2023 Pacific hurricane season
NIGGA YOU'RE MEANT TO CONTINUE THE JOVA TRAIN

I stuffed my PSL 5.5 face in Jova's hurricussy​

"Fuck. Fuck!" Lee shouted as Jova wrapped her arms around his neck. "You taste good, baby!" Jova replied, wrapping her tongue around his member and sucking it.
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CONTINUE THE JOVA TRAIN OTHERWISE YOUR MAXILLA WILL RECESS 15 MM BACKWARDS, JOVA FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T
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i bet he was watching weather report and then he was like "damn, hurricanes have names? who give them names?" and then searched the rabbit hole.
 
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"Fuck. Fuck!" Lee shouted as Jova wrapped her arms around his neck. "You taste good, baby!" Jova replied, wrapping her tongue around his member and sucking it.
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@looksmaxxer2 @HernanDrago
CONTINUE THE JOVA TRAIN OTHERWISE YOUR MAXILLA WILL RECESS 15 MM BACKWARDS, JOVA FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T
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My maxilla is already fucked, maybe 15mm more of recession will get me a free bimax from insurance.
 
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The name Jova has been used for seven tropical cyclones in the Eastern Pacific Ocean.

 
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Hurricane Jova
Overall effects
Category 3 hurricane
Meteorological history

Hurricane Jova near peak intensity on October 10, 2011
FormedOctober 6, 2011
DissipatedOctober 12, 2011
1-minute sustained (SSHWS/NWS)
Highest winds125 mph (205 km/h)
Lowest pressure955 mbar (hPa); 28.20 inHg
Fatalities9 total
Damage$204 million
Areas affectedSouthwestern Mexico, Western Mexico
IBTrACS / [1]

Part of the 2011 Pacific hurricane season
 
TO ALL NEW NIGGAS WHO JUST TUNED INTO THIS THREAD:

READ THE THREAD WORD FOR WORD, AND TAKE A SHOT OF VODKA EVERY TIME YOU SEE THE WORD "JOVA"
 
i bet he was watching weather report and then he was like "damn, hurricanes have names? who give them names?" and then searched the rabbit hole.
Who named it Jova
 
some mexican probably. its Hova
But which Mexican was it?
Was it @WanderingBurro ?
The name Jova has been used for seven tropical cyclones in the Eastern Pacific Ocean.

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With Lee's pants around his ankles, Jova reached down and pulled his boxers down. She smirked as she felt Lee stiffen beneath her fingers.
 
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CONTINUE THE JOVA AND HERNAN TRAIN OTHERWISE YOUR MAXILLA WILL RECESS 15 MM BACKWARDS, JOVA AND HERNAN FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T
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Hurricane hernan
 
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CONTINUE THE JOVA TRAIN OTHERWISE YOUR MAXILLA WILL RECESS 15 MM BACKWARDS, JOVA FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T
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With Lee's pants around his ankles, Jova reached down and pulled his boxers down. She smirked as she felt Lee stiffen beneath her fingers.
 
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With Lee's pants around his ankles, Jova reached down and pulled his boxers down. She smirked as she felt Lee stiffen beneath her fingers.
Did You Get The Chico Results?
 
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CONTINUE THE JOVA AND HERNAN TRAIN OTHERWISE YOUR MAXILLA WILL RECESS 15 MM BACKWARDS, JOVA AND HERNAN FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T
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List of Category 5 Pacific hurricanes[8]
Storm
name
SeasonDates as a
Category 5
Time as a
Category 5 (hours)
Peak one-minute
sustained winds
Pressure
mphkm/hhPainHg
Patsy1959September 6617528093027.46
Ava1973June 72416026091527.02
Emilia1994July 19–21†1816026092627.34
Gilma1994July 24–251816026092027.17
John1994August 22–244217528092927.43
Guillermo1997August 4–52416026091927.14
Linda1997September 12–144218529590226.64
Elida2002July 25616026092127.20
Hernan2002September 11216026092127.20
Kenna2002October 241816527091326.96
Ioke2006August 24–26‡4216026091527.02
Rick2009October 182418028590626.75
Celia2010June 251216026092127.20
Marie2014August 24616026091827.11
Patricia2015October 22–232321534587225.75
Lane2018August 221216026092627.34
Walaka2018October 1–21216026092027.17
Willa2018October 22616026092527.32
Jova2023September 71216026092927.43
 
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But which Mexican was it?
Was it @WanderingBurro ?

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With Lee's pants around his ankles, Jova reached down and pulled his boxers down. She smirked as she felt Lee stiffen beneath her fingers.
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