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Your body fat percentage is higher than 8-14%

You don’t have a body such that people can tell that you train.

You have fixable skin problems.

You have fixable teeth problems.

You have fixable posture problems.

You have fixable grooming problems.

You are broke. That’s right. Since you were able to pass the registration part on this website, your IQ must be 90 +. Anyone with an IQ of that level can make some money. No money = volcel.

You live with your parents. Living with parents is volcel.


You ignore pick up, the red pill? You don’t read books written by pick up artists? You don’t try to understand game better and then take action? Volcel.

You don’t start conversations with girls and crack jokes every once in a while? volcel.

You haven’t forgiven your parents for letting you down in life? Loser and volcel.

You spend all of your time at home? Volcel.

You don’t shower? Volcel. (JFL)

You place expectations on girls? Volcel.
 
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Volcel doesn’t exist
 
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spitting facts
 
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True tbh
 
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Volcel if you’re above 6’3
 
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I already knew that, but thanks OP
 
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But it just so fucking happens that most people are able to get laid without doing any of these
 
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But it just so fucking happens that most people are able to get laid without doing any of these
Because they’re not fatherless boys with mommy issues like most dudes are here.
 
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This dude lives at his parents, is broke and doesn't shower

Is he volcel? :feelsuhh:
 
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Your body fat percentage is higher than 8-14%

You don’t have a body such that people can tell that you train.

You have fixable skin problems.

You have fixable teeth problems.

You have fixable posture problems.

You have fixable grooming problems.

You are broke. That’s right. Since you were able to pass the registration part on this website, your IQ must be 90 +. Anyone with an IQ of that level can make some money. No money = volcel.

You live with your parents. Living with parents is volcel.


You ignore pick up, the red pill? You don’t read books written by pick up artists? You don’t try to understand game better and then take action? Volcel.

You don’t start conversations with girls and crack jokes every once in a while? volcel.

You haven’t forgiven your parents for letting you down in life? Loser and volcel.

You spend all of your time at home? Volcel.

You don’t shower? Volcel. (JFL)

You place expectations on girls? Volcel.
I have almost everything.

High bf (23% )
Bad hair still trying to fix
Acne scars& pimples
I'm still studycelling so very less earnings
I still live with my parents
I believe pua / redpill doesn't work

I will looksmax as hard as i can in 4-5 months. I'll get to 12% bf by next half of 2021 and will fix hair via Fin, minox, dermaroll and skin by Retin A, Dermarolling etc.

I don't know if i will be attractive enough for any girls after that but it's worth a shot. Offcourse chad doesn't need to do any of these but i will still try
 
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I have almost everything.

High bf (23% )
Bad hair still trying to fix
Acne scars& pimples
I'm still studycelling so very less earnings
I still live with my parents
I believe pua / redpill doesn't work

I will looksmax as hard as i can in 4-5 months. I'll get to 12% bf by next half of 2021 and will fix hair via Fin, minox, dermaroll and skin by Retin A, Dermarolling etc. I don't know if i will be attractive enough for any girls after that but it's worth a shot. Offcourse chad doesn't need to do any of these but i will still try
Try everything you can, then give up. You have no excuse until you try what you can.
 
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Try everything you can, then give up. You have no excuse until you try what you can.
Yeah. Atleast i can say i tried or I'll regret later that i was a lazy slob who did nothing.
 
what makes someone a mentalcel OP?
 
Your body fat percentage is higher than 8-14%
:no:
You don’t have a body such that people can tell that you train.
:no:

You have fixable skin problems.
:yes:
You have fixable teeth problems.
:yes:
You have fixable posture problems.
:yes:
You have fixable grooming problems.
:yes:
You are broke. That’s right. Since you were able to pass the registration part on this website, your IQ must be 90 +. Anyone with an IQ of that level can make some money. No money = volcel.
:yes:
You live with your parents. Living with parents is volcel.
:yes: (I’m a minor so of course I live with my parents)
 
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Game :soy:
 
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This was very motivational. Back to being an incel :love:🥵
 
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No volcel for my 5' 8" height
 
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You ignore pick up, the red pill? You don’t read books written by pick up artists? You don’t try to understand game better and then take action?
I agree with everything except this. PUA is a bunch of horseshit, just do lots of hobbies and meet ppl through there, meet ppl at work, or meet women through social groups and be chill. If you start doing a bunch of stupid PUA crap, you'll be the opposite of chill especially if you're on this site jfl. If you're in college def don't do PUA, just go to parties and do clubs.
 
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I agree with everything except this. PUA is a bunch of horseshit, just do lots of hobbies and meet ppl through there, meet ppl at work, or meet women through social groups and be chill. If you start doing a bunch of stupid PUA crap, you'll be the opposite of chill especially if you're on this site jfl. If you're in college def don't do PUA, just go to parties and do clubs.
Most guys are dumb when it comes to talking to girls, so they need a manual or instructions on how to do it. That’s the same reason why you have the torah, the bible, the quran etc. You need a guide and clear instructions.
 
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Do you go to looksmax.me?Volcel
Do you exist?volcel
 
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I am too high inhb to go outside and talk with people
 
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i am literally deformed
 
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Your body fat percentage is higher than 8-14%

You don’t have a body such that people can tell that you train.

You have fixable skin problems.

You have fixable teeth problems.

You have fixable posture problems.

You have fixable grooming problems.

You are broke. That’s right. Since you were able to pass the registration part on this website, your IQ must be 90 +. Anyone with an IQ of that level can make some money. No money = volcel.

You live with your parents. Living with parents is volcel.


You ignore pick up, the red pill? You don’t read books written by pick up artists? You don’t try to understand game better and then take action? Volcel.

You don’t start conversations with girls and crack jokes every once in a while? volcel.

You haven’t forgiven your parents for letting you down in life? Loser and volcel.

You spend all of your time at home? Volcel.

You don’t shower? Volcel. (JFL)

You place expectations on girls? Volcel.
major cope
everyone apart from me has had sex
 
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Your body fat percentage is higher than 8-14%

You don’t have a body such that people can tell that you train.

You have fixable skin problems.

You have fixable posture problems.

You have fixable grooming problems.

You live with your parents. Living with parents is volcel.

You ignore pick up, the red pill? You don’t read books written by pick up artists? You don’t try to understand game better and then take action? Volcel.

You don’t start conversations with girls and crack jokes every once in a while? volcel.

You spend all of your time at home? Volcel.
I'm still 5'7" with a giga forehead
 
This nigga spittin.
 
Seriously PUA?
 
Volcel if you're white
 
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But it just so fucking happens that most people are able to get laid without doing any of these
Most men don't get laid very often and most of their sexual partners aren't Stacies.
 
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Using aspie low quality pics online = volcel
 
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I have almost everything.

High bf (23% )
Bad hair still trying to fix
Acne scars& pimples
I'm still studycelling so very less earnings
I still live with my parents
I believe pua / redpill doesn't work

I will looksmax as hard as i can in 4-5 months. I'll get to 12% bf by next half of 2021 and will fix hair via Fin, minox, dermaroll and skin by Retin A, Dermarolling etc.

I don't know if i will be attractive enough for any girls after that but it's worth a shot. Offcourse chad doesn't need to do any of these but i will still try
Some thing's take time.

If you're putting serious effort into all those areas, then you're not a volcel in my opinion.

But you also have no reason to complain because you're working towards you're goals, like life should be.
 
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Some thing's take time.

If you're putting serious effort into all those areas, then you're not a volcel in my opinion.

But you also have no reason to complain because you're working towards you're goals, like life should be.
You’re volcel 99% of the time if you’re not getting laid. If you’re “trying” but not seeing any results you’re still volcel because you’re not trying hard enough.
 
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PUA is dogshit fucking cope and makes you look desperate. foids are horny sex fiends and will gravitate towards you if you're handsome. You don't need to put any amount of work like imagine going out of your way just to meet and talk to women. jfl
 
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Some thing's take time.

If you're putting serious effort into all those areas, then you're not a volcel in my opinion.

But you also have no reason to complain because you're working towards you're goals, like life should be.
Yeah I'm not a volcel at all. I'm am incel . So everything is 100x hard. I don't know if I can make it so just trying
 
PUA is dogshit fucking cope and makes you look desperate. foids are horny sex fiends and will gravitate towards you if you're handsome. You don't need to put any amount of work like imagine going out of your way just to meet and talk to women. jfl
You say that because you don’t have the balls to do it. You haven’t even tried it.
 
@higgabigga kiss my cock
 
Well yeah I guess
 
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