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Kraken
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I'm pale as fuck and saw that there's some lotion you can rub all over you to make you tanner. But then a thought came into my head:
"Dude are you really going to go the rest of your life having to apply this lotion shit all over your body every 3 days?"
I felt discouraged. But then I realized the reality.
It's better to be fake and get laid than be genuine and be incel.
What do I mean?
Sure, maybe if I get a gf and she finds out that I have a fake tan, fake colored contact lenses, fake hair, etc, she'll be turned off and dump me.
But if I didn't do that, I wouldn't get laid in the first place. Not with my looks.
All I can do is maximize my life. Unfortunately there is NOT a natural solution to everyone's physical problems. Unfortunately not everyone will be able to get someone to love them because of their natural looks. So all you can do is your best, and if getting laid and then getting exposed is your best, so be it. Better than rotting in your room saying "lol i'm not wearing colored contacts i'll get exposed eventually durr." Ok man, keep rotting in your room forever if you think that's a better alternative.
In conclusion: If you're short, wear fucking lifts. If you're balding, buy a realistic hairpiece. If you have dark circles, wear fucking makeup. Yes it sucks it's not genuine, yes it sucks you might get exposed later on, but it's way better than rotting.
As the famous phrase says, "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."
"Dude are you really going to go the rest of your life having to apply this lotion shit all over your body every 3 days?"
I felt discouraged. But then I realized the reality.
It's better to be fake and get laid than be genuine and be incel.
What do I mean?
Sure, maybe if I get a gf and she finds out that I have a fake tan, fake colored contact lenses, fake hair, etc, she'll be turned off and dump me.
But if I didn't do that, I wouldn't get laid in the first place. Not with my looks.
All I can do is maximize my life. Unfortunately there is NOT a natural solution to everyone's physical problems. Unfortunately not everyone will be able to get someone to love them because of their natural looks. So all you can do is your best, and if getting laid and then getting exposed is your best, so be it. Better than rotting in your room saying "lol i'm not wearing colored contacts i'll get exposed eventually durr." Ok man, keep rotting in your room forever if you think that's a better alternative.
In conclusion: If you're short, wear fucking lifts. If you're balding, buy a realistic hairpiece. If you have dark circles, wear fucking makeup. Yes it sucks it's not genuine, yes it sucks you might get exposed later on, but it's way better than rotting.
As the famous phrase says, "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."