Ferocious brag thread slayer tales - trigger warning

Matched on tinder and they wanted to fuck me
Also these are the biggest natural titties I’ve ever played with. She has over 100k ig followers before deleting her page since she was going for Med school lol
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@StrangerDanger get on risk on rain or whatever. I need somethin to cope with :feelsbadman:
 
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- "Cucked some guy who had been in a relationship for 7 years after 3 days of knowing the girl"

tell this story @forevergymcelling did guy find out?
 
i talked to a girl for five minutes one day. im 22 and ive never even hugged a woman good god yall mog the shit out of me

literally same
The most action I got in college was hugging a girl I played beer pong with at a frat party. I thought she had a back brace or something but it was her bra.

It gets better in time, bro. Just focus on improving yourself.
 
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My faggot dog has @Thompsonz wild imagination I bet he will tell you his story when he wake up from his cuck sleep
 
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Dated a girl who is signed with Ford Models Agency. It was like living on another planet. People kept staring at us. Random women would approach us to talk about themselves and their daughters. They would listen in on our conversations too.

Best part was being told we make such a wonderful couple by absolute fucking strangers.

We’d walk past restaurants with outdoor seating and I could see and feel everyone’s heads turning.

A group of four college aged guys were walking towards us and even at probably 300 feet away, they stopped what they were doing and talking about and just stared at us.

Shit was fun ngl
Why would random women aproach you to talk about themselves and their daughters? Self-validation? what's your opinion?
 
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5'9

Probably about 35% masc 65% fem

The compliments I get are handsome, beautiful, cute, gorgeous. Don't usually get called hot or sexy unless I have my physique out, but it has happened with a few girls.
i think this is optimal and good body is underestimate here hard (if ur face is aleast mtn) after gymmaxcing my smv skyrocket
 
A bunch of 30 year olds with ugly faces but gymcelled bodies reminiscing about how women touched them in low inhib settings

Muh festival :soy:
Muh club :feelsgah:
Muh cat call :feelsuhh:


Remember niggers your true genetic potential is how you looked skinny and without the beard fraud.
Shut the fuck up faggot, keep crying for us

None of us are 30

Ironic how your avi is a legit oldcel bearded roided gymcel

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This the only slay I got proof for, also the most validating tbh. Texts are on old phone tho but basically I was a teaching assistant at uni tutoring jr math classes and this girl would record and take pics of me, it’s pretty obvious to tell but I’m pretty self conscious so acted aloof, little flirt convo.

Next week she stays till the end and tells me she lives on residence and got invited over to her dorm and shieet bruh :Comfy:

Up until I moved for internship I got my dick wet everyday on campus, I wanted to use her toget with the other hoes there but shegot jealous and eventually went complete batshit wanting a full on relationship @StrangerDanger she tried to spin it out like I was leading her on, sending snaps of cutting her wrists etc :Comfy::Comfy:
 
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In high school and in uni I had groups of girl take pics of me and say how hot I am in their groupchats (one of them always tells me to embarass the girl who took the pic)
I dated a girl who works with a gigafamous modelling agency/brand
Always having thousands of matches on online dating whenever I use it and bitches simping over me
Girls often tell me I’m the most handsome man they’ve ever met
People do me favours all the time and buy me gifts. I befriend someone and they’ll buy me an iphone the next week
Everyone told me all my life I’m too good looking

Just from top of my head…there’s just too many to keep going
 
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In high school and in uni I had groups of girl take pics of me and say how hot I am in their groupchats (one of them always tells me to embarass the girl who took the pic)
I dated a girl who works with a gigafamous modelling agency/brand
Always having thousands of matches on online dating whenever I use it and bitches simping over me
Girls often tell me I’m the most handsome man they’ve ever met
People do me favours all the time and buy me gifts. I befriend someone and they’ll buy me an iphone the next week
Everyone told me all my life I’m too good looking

Just from top of my head…there’s just too many to keep going
what do you look like?
 
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Yes I did and tbh could have had similar results, the main thing is just being lean with "enough" muscle which imo is around where the natty limit for guys with above average genetics is, but years of lurking fitmisc and watching Rich Piana etc. destroyed my brain
You were on Ftmisc ?
 
My slaying stories are pretty mediocre compared to these


Tbf I three way kissed a pair of girls in a club on holiday but they were both LTB
 
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Post your most brutal brags / validating experiences ITT

No holding back, no humbleness ect

Mine:

- Girl I got with at a festival (who had a boyfriend) came back to mine and told me I was the best looking guy she had ever met
- Manage to slay the hottest girl on my uni course within 2 hours of meeting her (her bf was a pro cricket player too)
- Caught girls taking pics of me when walking down the beach with my physique out
- Caught hot blonde jb taking a pic of me on the bus
- Left the bar with an Ivy league whore within 5 minutes of entering the venue. When I asked why she wanted to leave so early she said it was because I was so GL
- Got cold approached on Instagram by girl with 400k followers
- Asked on date by Tik tok star (350k followers) / actress
- Pulled some girl in front of another girl I had gotten with a few mins prior. She got mad and asked me to leave with her straight away. Was fucking her in the sea 10 mins later
- Standing on the road corner once, a bus pulls around and a girl at the back made a shocked face when she saw me standing there. She quickly turned around to get her friend's attention then pointed at me through the window as the bus was driving past
- Matched girl on Tinder who added me a group chat with her friend and asked me to come round for a threesome. They started posting nudes of themselves in the chat too in an attempt to convince me
- Made a girl cry when I rejected her
- Rejected a girl and she followed me all night to the point of standing outside the toilets waiting for me to come out (in club)
- Being cold approached countless times in clubs without even making eye contact, just so the girl could grope my arms and chest
- Walking through a bar to get a drink before some girl stopped me dead in my tracks and said "you are so attractive" then walked past
- Standing in line at a festival, some guy in front of me got his friend's attention and said "Look how GL this guy is"
- Cucked some guy who had been in a relationship for 7 years after 3 days of knowing the girl



None of this matters now. I'm a perma rotter friendless statusless loser who spends his days wasting away on PSL forums writing cuckold stories, making youtube videos and playing PS5 :Comfy:

@geezcel
@ForeverRecession
@Amnesia
@ArvidGustavsson
@Salludon

post yours :feelshmm:
I just overheard a MILF profesor talking with a girl from my class she watches Euphoria and dont know how to feel about it:feelsohgod:
 
I was paxman85 lol
Ngl the only users I remember there were @6ft4, bigmane123, DLTBB, johneffer, cruzetor and flinch something the methhead powerlifter guy, no offence I just wasn't as involved there
 
Ngl the only users I remember there were @6ft4, bigmane123, DLTBB, johneffer, cruzetor and flinch something the methhead powerlifter guy, no offence I just wasn't as involved there
Is DLTBB still in jail?:lul:
 
Ngl the only users I remember there were @6ft4, bigmane123, DLTBB, johneffer, cruzetor and flinch something the methhead powerlifter guy, no offence I just wasn't as involved there
That was my era tbh - DLTBB was a mod of sluthate for a while then went to prison for selling roids lol
 
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Why would random women aproach you to talk about themselves and their daughters? Self-validation? what's your opinion?
She want u to get with her daughters
 
Ngl the only users I remember there were @6ft4, bigmane123, DLTBB, johneffer, cruzetor and flinch something the methhead powerlifter guy, no offence I just wasn't as involved there
some more notorious fitmisc posters:

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Do you remember the guy that posted loads of elaborate slaying tales with supposed proof of non stop threesomes and orgies etc and it turned out he was larping and stealing pics from some obscure male pornstar
Yeah I remember that jfl
Before he was exposed as a larper I wanted to believe he was telling the truth and get as much info as I could from him since it is such a rare thing for real slayers to detail that shit on forums
 
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Yeah I remember that jfl
Before he was exposed as a larper I wanted to believe he was telling the truth and get as much info as I could from him since it is such a rare thing for real slayers to detail that shit on forums
Didn't you have a slaying diary there or something like that as well or am I misremembering?
 
Didn't you have a slaying diary there or something like that as well or am I misremembering?
I had my "daily interactions with other human beings" thread
It was around the time I did a first cycle and started to get a few dates from online including chavs from Facebook
 
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fuark, I knew there was something familiar looking about you in those pics u showed me
We’ve somehow both spent our whole youths hopping from one obscure forum to another and keep bumping into eachother
 
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We’ve somehow both spent our whole youths hopping from one obscure forum to another and keep bumping into eachother
Do you still have a preference for hqnp girls or you want to slay low class whores now?
 
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Do you still have a preference for hqnp girls or you want to slay low class whores now?
I slay what I can get but my ex was a hqnp jew

I only started slaying properly quite recently
 
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Thanks for the memories. I have also been rotting OP. Weird
 
inspiring stuff.

I was a virgin at school with attention from LTB

Bit of looksmax and NTmax w the blackpill and now i have high appeal for emo chicks.

IT GETS BETTER LADS DONT FEEL BAD READING THIS
 
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The most action I got in college was hugging a girl I played beer pong with at a frat party. I thought she had a back brace or something but it was her bra.

It gets better in time, bro. Just focus on improving yourself.
Is the UK really this brutal?

You went from “where’s my hug” to dating a VS fashion model? Or was this in the US?
 
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Why would random women aproach you to talk about themselves and their daughters? Self-validation? what's your opinion?
It was older woman. I believe it’s just human nature to do things like this tbh. Keep in mind all these things happened within the first week of dating, more such things that I listed continued to occur throughout.
The reason we stopped dating was because I was full on fuckboy mode post breakup and didn’t have enough time to juggle all these women. But it was the most interesting experience with her.
She’s also 5’9 and won pageants and shit too
 
Is the UK really this brutal?

You went from “where’s my hug” to dating a VS fashion model? Or was this in the US?
Oh this is in the USA. Midwest too lol
 
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Maternity ward bomber inducing rage at this
 
- scouted to model for Abercrombie and Fitch at party I attended with my mom

- Asian girls always tell me I'm the best looking guy they've ever seen on tinder some white girls will too

- new intern girl at my moms work sucked me off in her office in less than 30minutes of meeting her

- dentists ask me to model for their teeth and braces pics all the time

- made girl break with her boyfriend of 5 years then I pumped and dumped her

- girl invited me to her bat mitzvah and 2 other girls with her forced me in her room before her ceremony started

I could go on I don't even want to mention the social media and dating app stories I literally lose count
 
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Damn, some chads here. That's good

Girl asks to sit on my lap
"Can I sit on your lap?"
(After sitting on lap) "Me and [friend] are thinking of having a threesome, are you interested?"
Refused because mentalcel

Grabbing my dick at parties

Girls waiting in a car shouted at me "Jimmie! I got the coke, jimmie!". I said "my name's not Jimmie" JFL

Subway tourists grinding on me
Girls at bars grinding

taking pics of me

tall blonde girl with shades with her blonde friend staring at me while waiting in the subway station, i was already seated in the subway car and wanted to sleep so ignored them like a chad (or a fag) and smirked

Girls following me on the street, through stores, to restaurants, flirting across the park, copying my moves and smiling, stopping in front of me, pullling out their phones, giggling, smacking ass, humping, lordosis, other sexually suggestive positions

"the guy over there is really cute" "yeah that's the whole reason I came in here"

girl starts talking to her friends about her "fine blonde hair"

girl comes over to sit at the fast food restaurant table across from me with her friend, starts talking about what looks good on her face / getting something on her face

girl gets in a suggestive lordosis but not really position in my direct line of view at an outdoor movie showing, looks back just enough to for me to see her side profile, holds long enough to make sure I see, then watches for me getting ready to leave, waits in my path, and crosses directly in front of me smiling to her friend. Didn't bang cuz too low T at that moment :LOL:
 
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Thanks. You’ve confirmed your op to be larp.
ive met op twice in person he’s chadlite
has good frame so his height doesn’t matter
 
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