Ferocious brag thread slayer tales - trigger warning

[Deleted member 16833]

I never had a validating experience in my life
Hearing about being well treated by the opposite sex is completely unreal to me. It's like meeting aliens

 

[AscendingHero]

- Pulled some girl in front of another girl I had gotten with a few mins prior. She got mad and asked me to leave with her straight away. Was fucking her in the sea 10 mins later

Fucking in the sea? you got elab chode

- Got cold approached on Instagram by girl with 400k followers

- Asked on date by Tik tok star (350k followers) / actress

Did anything materialize out of this? a slay?

- Being cold approached countless times in clubs without even making eye contact, just so the girl could grope my arms and chest

How gymcelled are you/were you?

Post your most brutal brags / validating experiences ITT

No holding back, no humbleness ect

Mine:

- Girl I got with at a festival (who had a boyfriend) came back to mine and told me I was the best looking guy she had ever met
- Manage to slay the hottest girl on my uni course within 2 hours of meeting her (her bf was a pro cricket player too)
- Caught girls taking pics of me when walking down the beach with my physique out
- Caught hot blonde jb taking a pic of me on the bus
- Left the bar with an Ivy league whore within 5 minutes of entering the venue. When I asked why she wanted to leave so early she said it was because I was so GL
- Got cold approached on Instagram by girl with 400k followers
- Asked on date by Tik tok star (350k followers) / actress
- Pulled some girl in front of another girl I had gotten with a few mins prior. She got mad and asked me to leave with her straight away. Was fucking her in the sea 10 mins later
- Standing on the road corner once, a bus pulls around and a girl at the back made a shocked face when she saw me standing there. She quickly turned around to get her friend's attention then pointed at me through the window as the bus was driving past
- Matched girl on Tinder who added me a group chat with her friend and asked me to come round for a threesome. They started posting nudes of themselves in the chat too in an attempt to convince me
- Made a girl cry when I rejected her
- Rejected a girl and she followed me all night to the point of standing outside the toilets waiting for me to come out (in club)
- Being cold approached countless times in clubs without even making eye contact, just so the girl could grope my arms and chest
- Walking through a bar to get a drink before some girl stopped me dead in my tracks and said "you are so attractive" then walked past
- Standing in line at a festival, some guy in front of me got his friend's attention and said "Look how GL this guy is"
- Cucked some guy who had been in a relationship for 7 years after 3 days of knowing the girl



None of this matters now. I'm a perma rotter friendless statusless loser who spends his days wasting away on PSL forums writing cuckold stories, making youtube videos and playing PS5

@geezcel
@ForeverRecession
@Amnesia
@ArvidGustavsson
@Salludon

post yours

Lol insane tales, why are u here tho? did u descend or lose your physique or something mate?

 

[AscendingHero]

I remember this super model who cold approached me after her VS show but I flaked her after the first blowjob


Busy making banger threads for the bros on Looksmax

Link threads

@forevergymcelling​

Gymcelling you actually believed/even a crumb of belief of this ethnic bloke? muh victoria secret supermodel

 

[AscendingHero]

Calling on @averagejoe

My condoloscences incels

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@Amnesia

@Salludon

@Afrikancel

@Prettyboy

@looksmaxxer234

@Frank Jack

any slayer tales?

 

[Chinacurry]

Wow how u look?

 

[Chinacurry]

@forevergymcelling​

Gymcelling you actually believed/even a crumb of belief of this ethnic bloke? muh victoria secret supermodel

View attachment 1713408

Who's ethnic ?? Op is white isn't he???

 

[Deleted member 18840]

Dated a girl who is signed with Ford Models Agency. It was like living on another planet. People kept staring at us. Random women would approach us to talk about themselves and their daughters. They would listen in on our conversations too.

Best part was being told we make such a wonderful couple by absolute fucking strangers.

We’d walk past restaurants with outdoor seating and I could see and feel everyone’s heads turning.

A group of four college aged guys were walking towards us and even at probably 300 feet away, they stopped what they were doing and talking about and just stared at us.

Shit was fun ngl

Post face of the girl or did’t happen

 

[AscendingHero]

The most action I got in college was hugging a girl I played beer pong with at a frat party. I thought she had a back brace or something but it was her bra.

It gets better in time, bro. Just focus on improving yourself.

What would you rate yourself as? whats ur stats?

 

[GandyIsNormie]

Girls buy me game passes

ugly or skinny teenagers harass me because of my faggot appearance

the political science teacher liked me and we left at the end of the year

I am approached by many homosexuals (I am not gay)

several girls in my class had crushes on me but i'm fucking autistic

My neighbor gave me money to buy me opioids and weed

@5´11skullcel @Toth's thot

 

[Deleted member 18522]

I’ve never had any of this happen to me

 

[Deleted member 1140]

you can see the clear difference between chad (you) and htn-chadlite (me)

i get similar results but much less aggressive and less sexual

- first approach ever was in hs, random libanese stacylite said i was very good looking and wanted to walk to the bus with me
- mate and me walk past some festival, 2 gl jbs walk past us and 1 screams „can i have your number????“ i said yes and kept walking
- some foid at beach ran after me and a mate, asked if her friend can have my number, i just said no and she looked shocked as fuck
- some gl slutty jb approached me and a mate and asked us for our snapchats, she ghosted him after a day but sent me nudes
- girl at beach sees me, bumps her 2 friends and they all stare at me
- walk in city and ask my mates if they wanna drink smth, girl next to bar says „hey, i want to drink with you“
- girl at beach approached me saying my face is pretty but my body is perfect, couldve 100% slayed her
- good looking girl said i was cute when she saw me with clothes and glasses, 2 weeks later she saw me shirtless and with contact lenses and she told her friend „i was wrong he is so hot“
- some low iq slut said her vagina tingles when she thinks about her crush, 2 days later told me she has a crush on me
- me and mates approached 2 foids at the beach, the hot one told me 2 weeks later how her friend and her were saying smth like „he doesnt come from bad parents“ idk if you can directly translate it like that into english but she meant i was good looking

some more approached and shit but i got a gf for 6 years now and never went further than flirting with others

 

[Deleted member 11097]

Calling on @averagejoe

My condoloscences incels

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@Amnesia

@Salludon

@Afrikancel

@Prettyboy

@looksmaxxer234

@Frank Jack

any slayer tales?

I’m fucking shit faced rn, was out yesterday drinking from 5 in the afternoon till 4 in the morning lmao

As for some tales I can summarise what happened yesterday

Was waiting for a friend while drinking a beer at a bar. A girl comes and asks if she can sit at the same table because she’s waiting for her friends as well and there’s no more seats on the terrace. We start talking, she pays me a drink, I pay her a drink etc etc
My friend arrives, she greets the new chick they start getting along well.
Now the friends of the chick that we just met show up as well. Had to change tables, 8 girls and me. We drank the whole afternoon, completely wasted we go to a nightclub. Nightclub was shit, we go to one of the girls place for an after party. I start flirting with one of them cuz she was hot, my friend got jealous, she starts pissing me off, I reason her and told her that if she wants I can share. Ended up doing a 3some. Called a cab after, went home, got a text from another girl, she wanted to fuck. Told her to come over, we fucked, she went home.

8:15 currently in the morning, got another message like 10 minutes ago asking if she can come over

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

Jfl at this thread being revived
I've now had 2 slays this year (double last year already jfl) both since last time I saw this thread back in March
not much special or brutal brag worthy to either but I feel like I'm on a good trajectory now

 

[Incellectually_Shy]

I was...bullied at home by relatives and half-relatives. My half-cousins laughed at me, excluding their much younger brother, as he is an autistic little ape yet fairly innocent.

Then, I met a lovely young White foid named Shannon:

 

[forevergymcelling]

@Niko69

 

[AscendingHero]

I’m fucking shit faced rn, was out yesterday drinking from 5 in the afternoon till 4 in the morning lmao

As for some tales I can summarise what happened yesterday

Was waiting for a friend while drinking a beer at a bar. A girl comes and asks if she can sit at the same table because she’s waiting for her friends as well and there’s no more seats on the terrace. We start talking, she pays me a drink, I pay her a drink etc etc
My friend arrives, she greets the new chick they start getting along well.
Now the friends of the chick that we just met show up as well. Had to change tables, 8 girls and me. We drank the whole afternoon, completely wasted we go to a nightclub. Nightclub was shit, we go to one of the girls place for an after party. I start flirting with one of them cuz she was hot, my friend got jealous, she starts pissing me off, I reason her and told her that if she wants I can share. Ended up doing a 3some. Called a cab after, went home, got a text from another girl, she wanted to fuck. Told her to come over, we fucked, she went home.

8:15 currently in the morning, got another message like 10 minutes ago asking if she can come over

Insane if true. What were the looks level of these girls?

This is the embodiment of just exist+be charismatic and get laid theory, obviously being 99th percentile though

Any other tales?

 

[Afrikancel]

Calling on @averagejoe

My condoloscences incels

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@Amnesia

@Salludon

@Afrikancel

@Prettyboy

@looksmaxxer234

@Frank Jack

any slayer tales?

Not rn bro. My libido cant keep up with all the sluts espeically because i have covid rn

Women have never been sluttier

 

[Deleted member 3573]

- scouted to model for Abercrombie and Fitch at party I attended with my mom

asian girls DON'T COUNT

 

[VenomGT3]

What would you rate yourself as? whats ur stats?

Idk, above average for sure. 5’11 170 lbs, lean/fit

 

[closedplatecel]

Bro does game exist?

Guys are getting non verbal sex and shit within minutes in this thread wtf

 

[Deleted member 19896]

How come you didn't tag @loox

 

[Johnnybegood]

- Got cold approached on Instagram by girl with 400k followers
- Asked on date by Tik tok star (350k followers) /

How bro? Do you have a good IG? What type of photos do you have? Super NT?

 

[Afrikancel]

I will add another slayer tale later today

 

[forevergymcelling]

How bro? Do you have a good IG? What type of photos do you have? Super NT?

I think they got it from my insta handle on my tinder bio

 

[forevergymcelling]

@FunkyMcMunky24 post yours

 

[RetardSubhuman]

 

[mogs_me]

a fat girl sent me her tits on snapchat once

 

[MoggerGaston]

A woman in her 50s told me "I must have a lot of girlfriends" at my new job a few weeks ago.

Easily makes it into the top 10 most validating experiences of my entire life ngl.

 

[190cm90kg]

typical uni day: girls holding eye contact or bumping into me and extroverted chadlites making small talk and acting like they know me. underage cuties and half naked girls approaching at church or lifeguard duty. having impossibly high standards I don't convert this into many slays

 

[wannaimprove]

Post your most brutal brags / validating experiences ITT

No holding back, no humbleness ect

Mine:

- Girl I got with at a festival (who had a boyfriend) came back to mine and told me I was the best looking guy she had ever met
- Manage to slay the hottest girl on my uni course within 2 hours of meeting her (her bf was a pro cricket player too)
- Caught girls taking pics of me when walking down the beach with my physique out
- Caught hot blonde jb taking a pic of me on the bus
- Left the bar with an Ivy league whore within 5 minutes of entering the venue. When I asked why she wanted to leave so early she said it was because I was so GL
- Got cold approached on Instagram by girl with 400k followers
- Asked on date by Tik tok star (350k followers) / actress
- Pulled some girl in front of another girl I had gotten with a few mins prior. She got mad and asked me to leave with her straight away. Was fucking her in the sea 10 mins later
- Standing on the road corner once, a bus pulls around and a girl at the back made a shocked face when she saw me standing there. She quickly turned around to get her friend's attention then pointed at me through the window as the bus was driving past
- Matched girl on Tinder who added me a group chat with her friend and asked me to come round for a threesome. They started posting nudes of themselves in the chat too in an attempt to convince me
- Made a girl cry when I rejected her
- Rejected a girl and she followed me all night to the point of standing outside the toilets waiting for me to come out (in club)
- Being cold approached countless times in clubs without even making eye contact, just so the girl could grope my arms and chest
- Walking through a bar to get a drink before some girl stopped me dead in my tracks and said "you are so attractive" then walked past
- Standing in line at a festival, some guy in front of me got his friend's attention and said "Look how GL this guy is"
- Cucked some guy who had been in a relationship for 7 years after 3 days of knowing the girl



None of this matters now. I'm a perma rotter friendless statusless loser who spends his days wasting away on PSL forums writing cuckold stories, making youtube videos and playing PS5

@geezcel
@ForeverRecession
@Amnesia
@ArvidGustavsson
@Salludon

post yours

damn we live different reality

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Ignored.

Cant handle the mog

 

[FunkyMcMunky24]

@FunkyMcMunky24 post yours

Whatever you're expecting, my lay count isn't even past 50 I don't think. I'm very low sex drive. That being said: mile high club with a legit RANDOM HTBish 18 year old

 

[forevergymcelling]

Whatever you're expecting, my lay count isn't even past 50 I don't think. I'm very low sex drive. That being said: mile high club with a legit RANDOM HTBish 18 year old

How did it happen fauarrrrk

 

[FunkyMcMunky24]

How did it happen fauarrrrk

On a flight back from Oregon, we sat next to each other at our gate, and then on the plane. It was a pretty empty plane tbh, so we were able to sneak into the bathroom pretty unnoticed . Didn't get a chance to finish obvs. Too much anxiety lol.

 

[forevergymcelling]

On a flight back from Oregon, we sat next to each other at our gate, and then on the plane. It was a pretty empty plane tbh, so we were able to sneak into the bathroom pretty unnoticed . Didn't get a chance to finish obvs. Too much anxiety lol.

How did you end up in the bathroom, was it her or you? How did it escalate?

 

[FunkyMcMunky24]

How did you end up in the bathroom, was it her or you? How did it escalate?

We were drinking the canned cocktails on the plane. We didn't board together so I just kept buying them and pretending that I was the only one drinking. Eventually we were shitfaced. The rest is just flirty hypotheticals that turned into reality.

 

[forevergymcelling]

We were drinking the canned cocktails on the plane. We didn't board together so I just kept buying them and pretending that I was the only one drinking. Eventually we were shitfaced. The rest is just flirty hypotheticals that turned into reality.

I thought alcohol wasn't involved. Would've been a mog of epic proportions. Nothing like this has ever happened to me sober

 

[FunkyMcMunky24]

I thought alcohol wasn't involved. Would've been a mog of epic proportions. Nothing like this has ever happened to me sober

Dawg you know how nerve wracking that is? Even drunk it was suffocating.

 

[xtremfailer]

My most brutal: I once slayed a 21yo stacylite that had a boyfriend in another city (she was in our hometown during easter holidays), all her friends encouraged her to cheat with me and literally everybody saw her leaving the place with me headed to my car, keep in mind that our town is super small and everybody knows each other. After the slay I dropped her in her friend's place and then went to fuck a hot milf I had been seeing for a while prior to that. After this event, the blackpill was undeniably 100% the reality of life in my head, no possibility for coping anymore

 

[Over]

Post your most brutal brags / validating experiences ITT

No holding back, no humbleness ect

my most brutal brags:


1. I've got complimented by I think five girls genuinely and in irl situation (in entire lifespan)

2. I've had sex twice (in lifespan of 26 years)

3. I talked to multiple girls at work but all of them are taken

4. I kissed with a total of two girls (in lifespan of 26 years)

5. I am currently talking to 1 (one) girl but she doesn't return sexual jokes/comments, just taking them as jokes



i dont remember more

 

[Artbreeder Is Law]

A lot of this didn't happen in the UK

Make sense.

 

[forevergymcelling]

Make sense.

About 50/50

 

[Skywalker]

so why tf are you still complaining.jpg?
and why tf r u wanting for us to give u validation jpg?
and why tf wouldnt u just tell us to roid.jpg?
what the fuck is this lowIQ bs?

 

[Deleted member 16275]

insane how uneventful my life is while ppl are out there doing this

Tales from the mind of 5.75 PSL curry Tom Cruise lookalike @BrahminBoss

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Tales from the mind of 5.75 PSL curry Tom Cruise lookalike @BrahminBoss

Fuck that larper

 

[Hero of the Imperium]

I forgot you were this good. UK has broken you

Girl asks to sit on my lap
"Can I sit on your lap?"
(After sitting on lap) "Me and [friend] are thinking of having a threesome, are you interested?"
Refused because mentalcel

Stacies, both of them. one blonde one brunette who initiated (forward italian girl)

valentine's day they came to find me again, showing up together at my room to get me, the brunette said "i'll suck his dick, and you lick his asshole". she also talked about prostate stimulation the previous time

later at the bar the blonde was grinding on me and shouting my name

still didn't bang. non NT brutal. in fairness i had shit diet and sleep

Girls waiting in a car shouted at me "Jimmie! I got the coke, jimmie!". I said "my name's not Jimmie" JFL

four girls. htb stacy lite. jimmy is slang for penis. low inhib italians

girl gets in a suggestive lordosis but not really position in my direct line of view at an outdoor movie showing, looks back just enough to for me to see her side profile, holds long enough to make sure I see, then watches for me getting ready to leave, waits in my path, and crosses directly in front of me smiling to her friend. Didn't bang cuz too low T at that moment

I think this was a miss Sweden btw. I came across her insta years later. Tall with pale hair and pale skin.

I do think she looks a little weird but not in the alien coathanger runway manner, still good and conventionally attractive

 

[Deleted member 16275]

Fuck that larper

Badge of Honour

 

[SecularIslamist]

Moved to new city after uni
None of my friends live near me
Quit my job and became a youtuber
Impossible to make new friends after uni, so forced into isolation

Holy shit just like me. Are you moneymaxxed though. JFL if you didn't sacrifice your social circle for a gain.

EDIT: Just realised this was last year. Wouldn't be surprised if you moved back to mom's basement.

 

[forevergymcelling]

Holy shit just like me. Are you moneymaxxed though. JFL if you didn't sacrifice your social circle for a gain.

EDIT: Just realised this was last year. Wouldn't be surprised if you moved back to mom's basement.

Nah I'm still here jfl

 

[SEPRAY]

My sister stroked my dick at 12 yrs old (I wasn’t even good looking or attractive then but she must’ve not seen an erect dick ever). She’s 5 years older

brag story, i got raped by my own sister