Ferocious brag thread slayer tales - trigger warning

[Deleted member 16944]

Shut the fuck up faggot, keep crying for us

None of us are 30

Ironic how your avi is a legit oldcel bearded roided gymcel

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you're nearly 30 aren't you?

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

im roping

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

also BTW the UK meetup is cancelled unless atleast 1 subhuman attends so I can mog someone

 

[Amexmaxx]

I hate and like this thread. Its good to know that theres htn-chads on here to having chad exp. But i hate it bc its not currently happening in my life.

 

[tyronelite]

- dentists ask me to model for their teeth and braces pics all the time

I’m doing this on my next teeth whitening appointment

 

[tyronelite]

also BTW the UK meetup is cancelled unless atleast 1 subhuman attends so I can mog someone

I’ll prob be that one subhuman

I’m from the US & I heard brits hate Americans

 

[Zeruel]

 

[StrangerDanger]

I was a teaching assistant at uni tutoring jr math classes and this girl would record and take pics of me, it’s pretty obvious to tell but I’m pretty self conscious so acted aloof, little flirt convo.

Fuark youre just like Pietro Boselli

 

[Gestapo]

Thanks. You’ve confirmed your op to be larp.

What are you huh reacting me for?

 

[Deprived]

Probably about 35% masc 65% fem

jfl no way, you'd look like a woman then

 

[forevergymcelling]

you're nearly 30 aren't you?

25

All this happened 21-23

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

ive met op twice in person he’s chadlite
has good frame so his height doesn’t matter

I’m coming to the next one fella,
I’ll mogg all of yeh kidda

 

[forevergymcelling]

@Sortofcel actually it was 21-22

My slaying prime was extremely short lived

 

[Artiste]

I’ll prob be that one subhuman

I’m from the US & I heard brits hate Americans

When’s the next one?

@Sortofcel actually it was 21-22

My slaying prime was extremely short lived

Have you been out since?

 

[forevergymcelling]

- I was in a club in Budapest with my gf and was cold approached by a Stacylite who tried hitting on me right in front of my gf with no shame. Happened again 10 mins later by another girl, it was weird as fuck, it was obvious the girl I was with was my gf yet they didn't give a shit. My gf then went to the toilet and came out to find another middle aged woman trying to drag me out by my arm to the dancefloor.

- NYE when I was skiing for a uni trip. The countdown began and at the last second some girl grabbed me for a makeout, then we walked straight out to go back to her room. I hadn't even said a word to her.

- In a hostel, me and a few lads I had befriended in there met a group of Aussie girls. I started speaking to one and after 10 mins of talking to her, I asked if she wanted to go outside for a cig. The bus was supposed to be leaving in about 20 mins so I told her I was gonna go upstairs to put my beers away so they dont get robbed. She followed me up there. I ended up fucking her on my top bunk literally 15 mins after I had met her. Then all of a sudden her friends and my friends walked in on us. Her friends were in shock. The guys were asking how I manged to fuck her so quick. And it was funny one of the guys that was asking me quesitons was a 6'2 gymcelled Australian Chad.

- I cold approached some girl in the smoking area of a club and managed to pull her within a few mins without having any prior contact inside the venue. I heard some incel that was standing against the fence asked his other friend "How did he do that?"

- Stacy I was seeing who mogged me face and height, became obsessed with me, fuck knows why. She walked to my house for 30 mins in a thunderstorm just to get fucked. She was an exchange student from Switzerland and after she went back she wouldn't stop messaging me and after about a year she offered to pay for flights and a hotel so she could come see me again.

- The last girl I slayed before my LTR was some girl I matched on Tinder and then I recognized her on a night out. She was with her housemates (one blonde and two lads). As the club was closing, she asked if I wanted to join them in the uber back to theirs. But this girl was drunk as fuck. When we got to their house, the girl I had matched went upstairs to be sick ect I was left downstairs with the blonde and the other two lads. They asked if I wanted to smoke weed with them and whipped out some joints. After smoking for a bit, the two lads said they were going to bed and I was left with the blonde. She then said to me "If girls name isn't feeling well, you're more than welcome to stay in my room". I went to check and the other girl was fine so I ended up staying round and fucking her. But then around 2 weeks later when we went out clubbing, I saw the blonde girl in the line and she was with another lad. She smiled at me and I started talking to the guy she was with. And he told me he was her boyfriend

I wish I had stayed with her tbh she was probably hotter than the other girl. And she ended up acting weird in the morning too when she woke up next to a manlet med jock

 

[forevergymcelling]

Tyler Maher

Don't believe you tbh

PM me a pic

 

[forevergymcelling]

- scouted to model for Abercrombie and Fitch at party I attended with my mom

- Asian girls always tell me I'm the best looking guy they've ever seen on tinder some white girls will too

- new intern girl at my moms work sucked me off in her office in less than 30minutes of meeting her

- dentists ask me to model for their teeth and braces pics all the time

- made girl break with her boyfriend of 5 years then I pumped and dumped her

- girl invited me to her bat mitzvah and 2 other girls with her forced me in her room before her ceremony started

I could go on I don't even want to mention the social media and dating app stories I literally lose count

Fuark, sounds insane

Can you PM me some pics of you? I've only ever seen the one of you sitting at the table looking in the distance

 

[forevergymcelling]

jfl no way, you'd look like a woman then

Ok maybe not that low. but nothing more than 40-50%

The only masc features I have are protruding chin, long mandible, stubble, thick eyebrows, decent chin height and largeish skull and nose

 

[forevergymcelling]

When’s the next one?



Have you been out since?

Yeah a few times but I can't do anything because of LTR

Although it has certainly gotten harder since covid.

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

My most vailidating experience - me and my ex were laying in bed and we were talking about what course had the best looking guys or girls and uni.

She said she thought econ had the hottest guys I was like oh my mate ‘Steve’ does econ and he’s the good looking one in our group. Then I hesitate cos j don’t wanna get cucked and I say oh I’ll show you his Instagram but I don’t want you to fanc him instead. She scrolls through and she’s like na not my type hehe. Then she stares and me for a second and just looks up at me with her glassy blue eyes and just says ‘well you’re way hotter’.

Biggest dopamine rush I’ve ever had.

If you saw my looks level and the guy she said I was hotter than you’d understand why jfl

Also the day my and my ex first slept together she was coming over and I thought she’d flaked cos she didn’t reply to my last text so I invited another girl over
instead and fucked her. Well basially I’m chilling in bed with this girl and the girl who turned out to be my ex messages me saying ‘still on for 7?’ Then I’m like oh fuck I need to get rid of this girls and she keeps saying oh please can I stay let’s fuck more so you can cum you haven’t cum yet. And I’m just like no I have to go meet a friend at the pub. Anyway I manage to get this girl to leave and then I go outside like 20 mins later to meet the other girl. Then I suggest going to sainsburys like 50 metres from my house tog get a bottle of wine- this was covid times when you still had to queue to get into a supermarket and as I’m approaching I see the first girl in the queue and she turns around and sees me with this other girl

At this point I just turn around iantnstly and say actually let’s go corner shop instead there’s no queue there. Honestly the first girl must’ve thought I was such a fuckboy slayer based off this whole thing

 

[forevergymcelling]

My most vailidating experience - me and my ex were laying in bed and we were talking about what course had the best looking guys or girls and uni.

She said she thought econ had the hottest guys I was like oh my mate ‘Steve’ does econ and he’s the good looking one in our group. Then I hesitate cos j don’t wanna get cucked and I say oh I’ll show you his Instagram but I don’t want you to fanc him instead. She scrolls through and she’s like na not my type hehe. Then she stares and me for a second and just looks up at me with her glassy blue eyes and just says ‘well you’re way hotter’.

Biggest dopamine rush I’ve ever had.

If you saw my looks level and the guy she said I was hotter than you’d understand why jfl

Also the day my and my ex first slept together she was coming over and I thought she’d flaked cos she didn’t reply to my last text so I invited another girl over
instead and fucked her. Well basially I’m chilling in bed with this girl and the girl who turned out to be my ex messages me saying ‘still on for 7?’ Then I’m like oh fuck I need to get rid of this girls and she keeps saying oh please can I stay let’s fuck more so you can cum you haven’t cum yet. And I’m just like no I have to go meet a friend at the pub. Anyway I manage to get this girl to leave and then I go outside like 20 mins later to meet the other girl. Then I suggest going to sainsburys like 50 metres from my house tog get a bottle of wine- this was covid times when you still had to queue to get into a supermarket and as I’m approaching I see the first girl in the queue and she turns around and sees me with this other girl

At this point I just turn around iantnstly and say actually let’s go corner shop instead there’s no queue there. Honestly the first girl must’ve thought I was such a fuckboy slayer based off this whole thing

Fuark insane coincidence

Did the first girl text you after?

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

Fuark insane coincidence

Did the first girl text you after?

She didn’t and I was always on the fence about whether I should text her.

She 100% saw me wit the other girl afterwards but I just turned around immediately to avoid an awkward encounter. I wonder whether it increased her attraction to me as she must have viewed me as such a slayer.

It was also such a obvious lie because the sainsburys was te opposite direction down the street to the pub I larped to her I was going to

 

[Deleted member 16944]

My most vailidating experience - me and my ex were laying in bed and we were talking about what course had the best looking guys or girls and uni.

She said she thought econ had the hottest guys I was like oh my mate ‘Steve’ does econ and he’s the good looking one in our group. Then I hesitate cos j don’t wanna get cucked and I say oh I’ll show you his Instagram but I don’t want you to fanc him instead. She scrolls through and she’s like na not my type hehe. Then she stares and me for a second and just looks up at me with her glassy blue eyes and just says ‘well you’re way hotter’.

Biggest dopamine rush I’ve ever had.

If you saw my looks level and the guy she said I was hotter than you’d understand why jfl

Also the day my and my ex first slept together she was coming over and I thought she’d flaked cos she didn’t reply to my last text so I invited another girl over
instead and fucked her. Well basially I’m chilling in bed with this girl and the girl who turned out to be my ex messages me saying ‘still on for 7?’ Then I’m like oh fuck I need to get rid of this girls and she keeps saying oh please can I stay let’s fuck more so you can cum you haven’t cum yet. And I’m just like no I have to go meet a friend at the pub. Anyway I manage to get this girl to leave and then I go outside like 20 mins later to meet the other girl. Then I suggest going to sainsburys like 50 metres from my house tog get a bottle of wine- this was covid times when you still had to queue to get into a supermarket and as I’m approaching I see the first girl in the queue and she turns around and sees me with this other girl

At this point I just turn around iantnstly and say actually let’s go corner shop instead there’s no queue there. Honestly the first girl must’ve thought I was such a fuckboy slayer based off this whole thing

You fucking Mong. Obviously a girl you're seeing WOULD tell you he's not her type just to appease your ego women will lie about shit like that constantly. She'd have fucked that other guy in a heartbeat no doubt

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

You fucking Mong. Obviously a girl you're seeing WOULD tell you he's not her type just to appease your ego women will lie about shit like that constantly. She'd have fucked that other guy in a heartbeat no doubt

idk fella it felt genuine and she was really attracted to me and would compliment me a lot

 

[Deleted member 7098]

I'm Normie - Chadlite according to users here

Manlet too

who can leake his pics to me in pms? i thought he was a short mixed-race guy with high-tier normie face

 

[Deleted member 16474]

brutal thread

 

[vaninskybird]

My cortisol

 

[AcneScars]

This one time a female cashier did NOT spit in my face

 

[Deleted member 8904]

I’m a low status chadlitelite with a big dick

a girl on snapchat said I had the biggest dick she had ever seen save for bbc porn

 

[oldcelloser]

Moved to new city after uni
None of my friends live near me
Quit my job and became a youtuber
Impossible to make new friends after uni, so forced into isolation

whats your youtube channel mayne?
also you're the one that was cruising on 400 mgs of test/week right? i wanna ask you something, can you DM me pic of frame?

 

[oldcelloser]

wow, tales

I mog op

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who is the 1st guy? i swear i saw him in multiple corners of the internet.....

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

Is the UK really this brutal?

You went from “where’s my hug” to dating a VS fashion model? Or was this in the US?

UK he would go to jail for asking for a hug while sub Thurston

- I was in a club in Budapest with my gf and was cold approached by a Stacylite who tried hitting on me right in front of my gf with no shame. Happened again 10 mins later by another girl, it was weird as fuck, it was obvious the girl I was with was my gf yet they didn't give a shit. My gf then went to the toilet and came out to find another middle aged woman trying to drag me out by my arm to the dancefloor.

- NYE when I was skiing for a uni trip. The countdown began and at the last second some girl grabbed me for a makeout, then we walked straight out to go back to her room. I hadn't even said a word to her.

- In a hostel, me and a few lads I had befriended in there met a group of Aussie girls. I started speaking to one and after 10 mins of talking to her, I asked if she wanted to go outside for a cig. The bus was supposed to be leaving in about 20 mins so I told her I was gonna go upstairs to put my beers away so they dont get robbed. She followed me up there. I ended up fucking her on my top bunk literally 15 mins after I had met her. Then all of a sudden her friends and my friends walked in on us. Her friends were in shock. The guys were asking how I manged to fuck her so quick. And it was funny one of the guys that was asking me quesitons was a 6'2 gymcelled Australian Chad.

- I cold approached some girl in the smoking area of a club and managed to pull her within a few mins without having any prior contact inside the venue. I heard some incel that was standing against the fence asked his other friend "How did he do that?"

- Stacy I was seeing who mogged me face and height, became obsessed with me, fuck knows why. She walked to my house for 30 mins in a thunderstorm just to get fucked. She was an exchange student from Switzerland and after she went back she wouldn't stop messaging me and after about a year she offered to pay for flights and a hotel so she could come see me again.

- The last girl I slayed before my LTR was some girl I matched on Tinder and then I recognized her on a night out. She was with her housemates (one blonde and two lads). As the club was closing, she asked if I wanted to join them in the uber back to theirs. But this girl was drunk as fuck. When we got to their house, the girl I had matched went upstairs to be sick ect I was left downstairs with the blonde and the other two lads. They asked if I wanted to smoke weed with them and whipped out some joints. After smoking for a bit, the two lads said they were going to bed and I was left with the blonde. She then said to me "If girls name isn't feeling well, you're more than welcome to stay in my room". I went to check and the other girl was fine so I ended up staying round and fucking her. But then around 2 weeks later when we went out clubbing, I saw the blonde girl in the line and she was with another lad. She smiled at me and I started talking to the guy she was with. And he told me he was her boyfriend

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I wish I had stayed with her tbh she was probably hotter than the other girl. And she ended up acting weird in the morning too when she woke up next to a manlet med jock

Caged at the girls boyfriend

Have a couple others I remembered but nothing crazy on your level, one complete stranger girl I left a club with to slay having only gone into said club about 5 minutes prior, and one time when I was living in London this 35-40yo giga-fakeupmaxxed blonde milf on the tube asked for my number out of nowhere (was in an LTR at the time so like a domesticated cuck told her I have a gf )

 

[Deleted member 16474]

who is the 1st guy? i swear i saw him in multiple corners of the internet.....

I don't know what you mean

 

[poopoohead]

I’m a low status chadlitelite with a big dick

a girl on snapchat said I had the biggest dick she had ever seen save for bbc porn

size?

 

[Deleted member 8904]

size?

8.5 x 6

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

The gym<<<<clubs

You know I have gf, but despite showing zero outward interest in women anywhere, I get looked at heaps more (by higher quality women) at gym than at clubs, obviously I get approached more at clubs (the 2 times per year that I go) cause that’s just the environment, but I find modern women repulsive so I usually bully them away from me. As you know I have Bailey Smith (with more muscle) body + tan, and decent PSL 5+ face, will likely be solid 5.5 by the end of the year, thick eyebrows and lashes due to castor oil + dying lashes and MT2, carnivore diet + 24+ raw eggs daily has legit grown chin and cheekbones, my eyes have gone from high to low trust.
(Imagine if I had been doing test this whole time)
I’m conclusion, the gym mogs every place on earth.

I've received a lot of possible IOIs at the gym and have been somewhat approached a few times there (girls asking for a spot or to help reach weights or asking for advice, never directly sexual or validating my looks beyond maybe height and physique though) but I'm always in such a gigafocused aspie head space while I'm there it doesn't even cross my mind

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

I've received a lot of possible IOIs at the gym and have been somewhat approached a few times there (girls asking for a spot or to help reach weights or asking for advice, never directly sexual or validating my looks beyond maybe height and physique though) but I'm always in such a gigafocused aspie head space while I'm there it doesn't even cross my mind

I’ve been to the gym 1000s of times and never had 1 single IOI there

 

[forevergymcelling]

I’ve been to the gym 1000s of times and never had 1 single IOI there

Legit never been asked for a spot. Never had a girl approach me

Only once when some girl couldn’t get the cable machine handle to the top, she asked for my help. That’s literally it

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

I’ve been to the gym 1000s of times and never had 1 single IOI there

Legit never been asked for a spot. Never had a girl approach me

Only once when some girl couldn’t get the cable machine handle to the top, she asked for my help. That’s literally it

In my experience the gym is the one and only place where being significantly bigger or stronger can actually help, provided you're very NT and meet the looks threshold
I've known legit fatass 20%+ bodyfat bulklords that have slayed numerous gym girls, usually that have below average faces but fitness model tier physiques, just because they overall mass and strength mog (which also gives status within their gyms) and are very very NT and extroverted
Goes without saying that a ripped Chad would destroy them but it is an interesting niche, I'm too redpilled on bodyfat and on wanting to be an all around slayer to ever seriously try it though.

Since this thread is what it is I once had a girl who was doing quite easy reps on squats with 40kg come up and ask me to help her put a 5kg plate on each side of the bar and spot her, only for her to very dramatically fail the first rep with it and go overboard thanking me for "saving" her (said almost nothing back to her, put my headphones back on and just walked away to whatever machine I was using jfl)

 

[looksmaxxed]

i have loads of these encounters, i don't remember them much they're very muddy and indistinguishable from one another, they don't really register in my mind to warrant becoming a memory. i can only remember female encounters if it's sex with escorts

 

[looksmaxxed]

In my experience the gym is the one and only place where being significantly bigger or stronger can actually help, provided you're very NT and meet the looks threshold
I've known legit fatass 20%+ bodyfat bulklords that have slayed numerous gym girls, usually that have below average faces but fitness model tier physiques, just because they overall mass and strength mog (which also gives status within their gyms) and are very very NT and extroverted
Goes without saying that a ripped Chad would destroy them but it is an interesting niche, I'm too redpilled on bodyfat and on wanting to be an all around slayer to ever seriously try it though.

Since this thread is what it is I once had a girl who was doing quite easy reps on squats with 40kg come up and ask me to help her put a 5kg plate on each side of the bar and spot her, only for her to very dramatically fail the first rep with it and go overboard thanking me for "saving" her (said almost nothing back to her, put my headphones back on and just walked away to whatever machine I was using jfl)

is that really an ioi? because i've done that with a man. maybe she just wanted to progress too fast.

 

[|Daddy_Zygos|]

Post your most brutal brags / validating experiences ITT

No holding back, no humbleness ect

Mine:

- Girl I got with at a festival (who had a boyfriend) came back to mine and told me I was the best looking guy she had ever met
- Manage to slay the hottest girl on my uni course within 2 hours of meeting her (her bf was a pro cricket player too)
- Caught girls taking pics of me when walking down the beach with my physique out
- Caught hot blonde jb taking a pic of me on the bus
- Left the bar with an Ivy league whore within 5 minutes of entering the venue. When I asked why she wanted to leave so early she said it was because I was so GL
- Got cold approached on Instagram by girl with 400k followers
- Asked on date by Tik tok star (350k followers) / actress
- Pulled some girl in front of another girl I had gotten with a few mins prior. She got mad and asked me to leave with her straight away. Was fucking her in the sea 10 mins later
- Standing on the road corner once, a bus pulls around and a girl at the back made a shocked face when she saw me standing there. She quickly turned around to get her friend's attention then pointed at me through the window as the bus was driving past
- Matched girl on Tinder who added me a group chat with her friend and asked me to come round for a threesome. They started posting nudes of themselves in the chat too in an attempt to convince me
- Made a girl cry when I rejected her
- Rejected a girl and she followed me all night to the point of standing outside the toilets waiting for me to come out (in club)
- Being cold approached countless times in clubs without even making eye contact, just so the girl could grope my arms and chest
- Walking through a bar to get a drink before some girl stopped me dead in my tracks and said "you are so attractive" then walked past
- Standing in line at a festival, some guy in front of me got his friend's attention and said "Look how GL this guy is"
- Cucked some guy who had been in a relationship for 7 years after 3 days of knowing the girl



None of this matters now. I'm a perma rotter friendless statusless loser who spends his days wasting away on PSL forums writing cuckold stories, making youtube videos and playing PS5

@geezcel
@ForeverRecession
@Amnesia
@ArvidGustavsson
@Salludon

post yours

fuck this thread is lifefuel

 

[Timelessbrah]

Made out with a girl and then her friend got jealous and made out with me.

 

[MoggerGaston]

Most of this stuff can be achieved even as HTN. Except the girls will be low-tier beckies or beckies at best.

 

[Tom Jones]

There have been plenty.

My favorite was when I was at a bar and talked to a maybe 5.25 PSL girl. She was maybe 27-28 and I was 19 years.
We talked for less than 5 min before she invited me home. After I finished slaying her she was caressing my chest hair and said “my husband gets off work in an hour”
I bolted tf out of there

Funny thing tho is my dong is 16,5 cm long, probably only 16 cm because I was pretty drunk, yet she was certain it was over 18 cm long. I also made her squirt with only PIV.

 

[Deleted member 16944]

Don't have any stories like this. I have 110 slays but I had to grind for all of them. Never get IOIs when I'm out or any positive attention. Always ignored

 

[tyronelite]

Don't have any stories like this. I have 110 slays but I had to grind for all of them. Never get IOIs when I'm out or any positive attention. Always ignored

How do you have 110 slays if you don’t get positive attention?

 

[ItsOVERBuddyBoyos]

No models unfortunately


- Some low tier normie was crushing on this girl that i knew liked me so when i saw her in the club i just walked straight up to her while he was mid conversation with her and started making out with her while he was left standing there like a cuck.

- A blonde stacey came to visit her friends at uni, me and and alot of the guys are arguing about which one one of us will manage to hook up with her. Guys are mobbing her most the night and i didn't really try to go up to talk to her. Probably worked in my favour because as the night dies down she makes conversation and she ends up going back with me. One of the best moments of my life since i out mogged all the other guys.

- Woke up after a night out like 1pm. Go get breakfast and my friend wants to go help put some banners up for some club he's in. I tag along and meet this virgin balkan girl. After we get done my friend suggests we got back to halls for predrinks to get ready for another night out. She comes along with us and her friends. She's all over me and when its time to leave for the club she asks me to use my bathroom and i take her to my room and then she just closes the door and we never make it to the club.

- I'm drunk as fuck literally sitting in a kitchen sink, don't ask my why. Some girls hotter older sister is visiting and her sis had showed a pic of me beforehand so once she arrives she just turns to her sister and is like "you're right he is my type" and it was a wrap.

- Had "girlfriends" before that were girls i was seeing but don't stop me from hooking up with other girls as long as i didn't do it infront of them

- Took a girl home from predrinks directly and fucked her and then left to go see my friends in the club and met another girl while there so two in one night.

- Had a girl travel like 3 hours across the country to just sleep with me

- Had a girl trying to physically drag me into her cab to take me home while i wanted to go with my friends to smoke weed JFL.

Being ethnic had the advantage that I've taken way more virginities than most guys I know.
My nickname used to be the " virgin surgeon "

 

[Deleted member 16944]

How do you have 110 slays if you don’t get positive attention?

I get the bare minimum but never proper IOIs or get outright approached like some of the stories here

 

[tyronelite]

I get the bare minimum but never proper IOIs or get outright approached like some of the stories here

Yeah but that’s rare in itself lol

It’s normal to approach