Ferocious brag thread slayer tales - trigger warning

[Sigmamale]

mirin though

 

[fogdart]

• Was about to leave the club & this chick grabbed my hand, asked my name & kid you not said “You have nice facial structure” ..

Made out seconds later then when I gave her my phone number I realized she was a sugar baby with lots of IG followers pic below

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• Coming back from the club the boys & I went back to campus & a chick driving past us yelled out “You’re soo hot” I yelled back “Come baack” they turned around & I got her #

• Had multiple women rub their hands all over my chest at the club (I wear mostly button downs & henleys)

• I was waiting in line for the bathroom at the club & this chick tried skipping I told her “whoa.. you gotta wait like the rest of us”.. she told me she left her vape in there so I told her I’d get it after I’m done.. I come out the bathroom she hugs me for gettin her vape & starts kissing me then her pulls her away & calls me trash

• Had one chick get her friend to come get me to meet her cuz I was so oblivious from the IOIs she was giving me all night

• I was holding the camera while my boy was doing an interview & after some girl came up to me said I was cute & asked if she could give me her #

• Couple tinder messages that start out like this

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• Lots more random makeout sesh not worth mentioning.. I apologize for my black ass the lightning was not in my favor

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All this effort & still not even gymmaxxed

Certified club slayer. At 6'4", the club should be your second home.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

A lot of this didn't happen in the UK

Thank god was about 2 rope

 

[misterstabone]

I see that y'all lookism users don't be making new experiences cause you don't be making some for the sake of bragging on lookism... it's over

 

[tyronelite]

I see that y'all lookism users don't be making new experiences cause you don't be making some for the sake of bragging on lookism... it's over

I’ll be at the next UK incelcon

 

[Prettyboy]

I once attended an outside party (we were cooking at a campfire at one of my friends holiday house). Multiple girls couldnt show up so it was kind of a sausage fest, 3 girls were present (1 of them being the host's gf) and 9 guys. Long story short I got both of them by the end of the night. Escorted one to her taxi and ended up as an fwb after the party, while banged the other one on the sofa after everybody passed out

 

[aBetterMii]

I was in a throuple at one point and had many threesomes with the same 2 girls


Another time, this one girl i was trynna fuck asked to sneak out with her friend. I fucked her friend that night next to her in back seat, then next weekend i fucked her

 

[VenomGT3]

I had a threesome with a model and her girlfriend

 

[onnysk]

 

[Deleted member 4430]

None of this matters now. I'm a perma rotter friendless statusless loser who spends his days wasting away on PSL forums writing cuckold stories, making youtube videos and playing PS5

and making tolkien kind of tales

 

[forevergymcelling]

While working as bouncer I had a group of girls come up to me and call me goodlooking and one got my number then later in the night when the first girl wasn't around the other girl got my number. Met the first girl a few days later and slayed her

While working as bouncer a girl approached me and treated me like I was Chad and agreed to come back to mine to fuck that night.

Had a milf on POF ask me to meet her at the hotel she was staying in since my distance was within 1km and I said I'd come just to test if she was bullshitting or not and she sent me a snap of the drink she ordered for me. I went to meet her at the hotel bar then she paid for my drinks all night then I slayed her in her hotel room. She then demanded that she took the condom off (because she apparently loved cum) and went into the bathroom with it. I always questioned if she put my cum into her vag at that point to get pregnant

I met a 17 y/o that I worked with in a shop for drinks and when I got there and met her friends they were all giddy and she later told me that her friends didn't expect me to look so impressive and said they now refer to me as "hot (my name)"
I got her back to my house that night but didn't slay her until the following week when she did mdma with me for her first time then when she left the next morning I get a message from a JB I planned to meet that day saying she was getting on the bus to meet me.
I assumed before that text it 99% gonna be a flake but she showed up and I gave her a rough fucking because she said the guy she lost her virginity to was shit so I came in her ass then she sucked my dick immediately after then left and blocked me an couple of hours later

Asked a girl in a club if she wanted to come back to mine 30 seconds into the approach and she agreed (happened a few more times within 2 minutes)

Was waiting to order a drink at the bar and a girl says I'd be ideal for her friend so she shows me to her friend and she is StaceyLite and I fuck her about an hour later

Got approached at a bar by a girl, go with her to a nightclub then in the nightclub as I'm walking through with her I pass a group of girls and one of them grabs my chest to feel it

Walked into chipper at the end of the night and was just being retarded and loud asking if anyone wanted to go halves on a pizza then a girl gets into a convo with me and walks out with me a few seconds later coz I told her my house was 5 minute walk away and we could fuck there

Had a few girls agree to come over and fuck within first few tinder messages but none stand out as overly impressive since they were likely all gigasluts who did it plenty of other times

Took off my shirt when camping with the boys and some girls showed up and one of them was asking my mate to get my attention.
My mate tells me so I tell her to come for a walk with me then get her to start sucking my dick. Her lift was then leaving so she left before I got to fuck her


Despite all of this it really counts for nothing with the girls you meet in future since you can't carry a slayer reputation around with you as a nobody. Also I would argue all of the pain from the nights out of getting nothing and girls on tinder agreeing to fuck then flaking cancels out a lot of the pleasure from slayer situations

I get a message from a JB I planned to meet that day saying she was getting on the bus to meet me.
I assumed before that text it 99% gonna be a flake but she showed up and I gave her a rough fucking because she said the guy she lost her virginity to was shit so I came in her ass then she sucked my dick immediately after then left and blocked me an couple of hours later

Fucking mirin. How did you meet this jb?

 

[geezcel]

will write some later but keep caging at my ex that won’t leave me alone. she messages me randomly about how much she likes certain films or how horrible her recent ex was. texts my mum as well saying she misses me loads jfl haven’t replied to her in years but she still messages me about how much she enjoyed the latest marvel film or if my dad still likes motown music jfl

 

[Deleted member 18372]

this thread is ERfuel

JK FEDS

 

[forevergymcelling]

will write some later but keep caging at my ex that won’t leave me alone. she messages me randomly about how much she likes certain films or how horrible her recent ex was. texts my mum as well saying she misses me loads jfl haven’t replied to her in years but she still messages me about how much she enjoyed the latest marvel film or if my dad still likes motown music jfl

 

[Kami]

my biggest brag is that against all odds I still haven't killed myself

 

[LightSkinNoob]

Took an emo girl home (her friends place) from the club for a smash, next morning I met her friends whose birthday they were out celebrating, her freind was some whore that tried to fuck up a uni group assignment I was in a year ago, feelsgoodman

 

[forevergymcelling]

hahah lol he fucked me over like you said. Please message me back loool I cant cope haha xx

 

[forevergymcelling]

I have a few more I remembered while at the gym

Will post later

 

[forevergymcelling]

How tall arę u masc, doom orr?

5'9

Probably about 35% masc 65% fem

The compliments I get are handsome, beautiful, cute, gorgeous. Don't usually get called hot or sexy unless I have my physique out, but it has happened with a few girls.

 

[forevergymcelling]

I had a threesome with a model and her girlfriend

How did it happen?

 

[6ft4]

Fucking mirin. How did you meet this jb?

She set her age to 18 on tinder
I was matched with her and her best friend and was messaging both of them but the one who I slayed was telling me I looked like one of her Teachers who she fancied so that's why things were so straight forward with her jfl

 

[Uglyzayn]

Got approached by literally the hottest girl in my college but I ignored her because of my ultra high inhibition
Actually attractive girls used to simp for me in HS, i literally felt like a king in high school
Only went to club once, got approached two times.
A girl literally harassed me in school, she pressed her boobs on me.
In school a girls diary was leaked and that diary only contained her conversations with me and how good looking i was, how I talked rudely to her on some specific day etc
Went out to eat once and noticed a girl clicking my photos
Have some more stories but doesn't matter because I am virgin because of my ULTRA HIGH INHIBITION, i find literally everything cringe. Id rate my self around 5.5-6 PSL, 70%fem 30%masc

 

[Chadeep]

insane how uneventful my life is while ppl are out there doing this

Same lmao.

 

[Deleted member 16474]

Post your most brutal brags / validating experiences ITT

No holding back, no humbleness ect

Mine:

- Girl I got with at a festival (who had a boyfriend) came back to mine and told me I was the best looking guy she had ever met
- Manage to slay the hottest girl on my uni course within 2 hours of meeting her (her bf was a pro cricket player too)
- Caught girls taking pics of me when walking down the beach with my physique out
- Caught hot blonde jb taking a pic of me on the bus
- Left the bar with an Ivy league whore within 5 minutes of entering the venue. When I asked why she wanted to leave so early she said it was because I was so GL
- Got cold approached on Instagram by girl with 400k followers
- Asked on date by Tik tok star (350k followers) / actress
- Pulled some girl in front of another girl I had gotten with a few mins prior. She got mad and asked me to leave with her straight away. Was fucking her in the sea 10 mins later
- Standing on the road corner once, a bus pulls around and a girl at the back made a shocked face when she saw me standing there. She quickly turned around to get her friend's attention then pointed at me through the window as the bus was driving past
- Matched girl on Tinder who added me a group chat with her friend and asked me to come round for a threesome. They started posting nudes of themselves in the chat too in an attempt to convince me
- Made a girl cry when I rejected her
- Rejected a girl and she followed me all night to the point of standing outside the toilets waiting for me to come out (in club)
- Being cold approached countless times in clubs without even making eye contact, just so the girl could grope my arms and chest
- Walking through a bar to get a drink before some girl stopped me dead in my tracks and said "you are so attractive" then walked past
- Standing in line at a festival, some guy in front of me got his friend's attention and said "Look how GL this guy is"
- Cucked some guy who had been in a relationship for 7 years after 3 days of knowing the girl



None of this matters now. I'm a perma rotter friendless statusless loser who spends his days wasting away on PSL forums writing cuckold stories, making youtube videos and playing PS5

@geezcel
@ForeverRecession
@Amnesia
@ArvidGustavsson
@Salludon

post yours

wow, tales

I mog op

 

[Deleted member 15309]

wow, tales

I mog op

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u dont mog shit 17inchcel

 

[2d v2]

an 80 year old woman smiled at me at church

 

[Deleted member 16474]

u dont mog shit 17inchcel

 

[VenomGT3]

How did it happen?

Matched on tinder and they wanted to fuck me
Also these are the biggest natural titties I’ve ever played with. She has over 100k ig followers before deleting her page since she was going for Med school lol

 

[Deleted member 15309]

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mirin narcistmaxxed strum

 

[House Lannister]

When I was 13 I went to a party where I was one of the few people that knew everyone there, then some girl I met there msgd me on snap straight up asking if we can get together I said “Aren’t you 14 you are too old” as a joke
When I joined my old school a group of girls sent a snap of them together and one of them was showing off her ass. I ignored it and then they msgd saying “Hey what did we send u I sent it accidentally” I said “oh it was nothing”. I eventually became a fat high in hib loser in this school tho rip
A girl I knew from years ago randomly msgd me saying that “she has a heart next to my name because I am a person she loves” I replied ah ok
All this was in a Muslim country tho so it’s nothing compared to shit here I am KV at 18 now anyway rip. I had to leave the area I had many friends in at 16 (when I finally had a drive to get a gf) because cucked by Covid. Also everyone who hasn’t seen me since 16 doesn’t recognize me I became fitter and had a massive glow up

 

[wollet2]

I'm Normie - Chadlite according to users here

Manlet too

U consider urself sub chad and manlet too

So its much easier to slay - looks theory btfo

 

[forevergymcelling]

U consider urself sub chad and manlet too

So its much easier to slay - looks theory btfo

I consider myself a manlet Chadlite

 

[germanlooks]

This is you, am I right ? Mirin

HTN From Lookism Slays MODEL from Tinder

@venomgt3 an oldcel on Lookism, that's actually him. We've been imploring the guy to get his mole removed for years, but it's actually a failo booster for him in this reverse hypergamous world. Just be Medium Ugly Theory was discovered by @Biggdink (pbuh), and his @looksmaxxer234 (pbuht). These...

looksmax.org

How did you met her ?

Matched her on Tinder within days of breaking up with my ex lol. The pics in that thread are just random screenshots since I couldn’t upload the video.
She was in college, that was one of our first dates. I didn’t smash until the third one though so it’s not that easy.

Don’t know if I’m coping rn but you both are almost looksmatched. She looks good obv but I wouldn’t think she is a model when I’d see her on the street. Maybe if she had blue or green eyes

 

[Entschuldigung]

I get eye raped by ethnic women often

 

[Deleted member 16453]

Was the hottest guy in my high school.
Ded srs

I was an office aid my last year of high school so I have the ability to take anyone out of class to go to the office


I was asked by girls to take them out of their 3rd period to hu, I’d usually take them back to my car and fuck or eat their pussy cause some wanted to date.


I got suspended from uni my freshman year because I was fucking the math librarians best friend which I was dating. I had proof of sluts text and got academic misconduct instead of sexual thwnk god


They had me in the front of the store in the mall and had a lot of girls come up to me and call me beautiful and exchange numbers. And we’d usually fuck after or date ( was 17)


I get my ass grabbed everywhere I go, and i mean whenever it’s crowded. men and women alike are grabbing my ass.


I fucked my peer advisor right before college started cause she thought I was fine as fuck


Got cat called everywhere I went

Would just walk upto girls in parties and just start making out. This went on all the way till 2019



My girlfriends friends
And her best friend are giving EXTREME IOI to fuck them but I just tell my gf to make her mad and jelly.


My aunt one day started feeling up my whole body infront of my dad and her son. And I mean really feeling me up. (During a Tren cycle)


My sister stroked my dick at 12 yrs old (I wasn’t even good looking or attractive then but she must’ve not seen an erect dick ever). She’s 5 years older


I was walking towards a party alone and there were 3 girls in a car. They were really choosy ab who to make out with rejecting every guy. When they saw me walking THEY ALL WENT NUTS and tried to calm down fast and were like hey can you please make out with her (girl in back) she’s never kissed anybody. I ended up making out w her


I have way more stories, sooooo much more. but I can’t remember that much anymore.


Sadly this doesn’t happen as much anymore post COVID. Things aren’t as easy hard to explain how but I’m not sure if it’s me (I’m legit gymmAxxed and roidmaxxed) or the girls have changed.


I remember girls used to be so much more receptive before COVID.


Also when I first went to uni is when I had to brutally swallow the muscle pill. Bitches love muscle so Fucking much. Girls fucking love the smell of a roider and his attitude and the way he acts and presents himself. I started injecting 2 years ago. Zero regrets
@tyronelite

 

[tyronelite]

Also when I first went to uni is when I had to brutally swallow the muscle pill. Bitches love muscle so Fucking much. Girls fucking love the smell of a roider and his attitude and the way he acts and presents himself. I started injecting 2 years ago. Zero regrets
@

@tyronelite

Mirin your experiences

Fuck I missed out on so much pussy in college as a STEMcel

I’m gonna get an apartment close to campus as soon as I’m done

 

[Deleted member 16453]

Bro u have toooo. I didn’t even go to college after I got kicked out and didn’t bother continuing after my 1st year. But still slayed because of my friends at parties and shit.

Had I actually gone to college or better yet, LIVED ON CAMPUS, I would’ve drowned in pussy and probably failed out either way.

Mirin your experiences

Fuck I missed out on so much pussy in college as a STEMcel

I’m gonna get an apartment close to campus as soon as I’m done

Pussy ruined my life tbh, I’m trying to redeem myself but too much of a good thing is bad, no different than drugs

U will land in jail, kicked out of places, and no boss wants a womanizer mother fucker working for him when he’s more focused on fucking than working.

Use in moderation guys, just like everything else

Also I like u bro, u seem really nice. Good luck

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

Despite all of this it really counts for nothing with the girls you meet in future since you can't carry a slayer reputation around with you as a nobody. Also I would argue all of the pain from the nights out of getting nothing and girls on tinder agreeing to fuck then flaking cancels out a lot of the pleasure from slayer situations

This is why I'm kinda glad I have some normie mates from uni because they saw or were aware of a lot of the stuff I posted about so I still have semi-slayer status among them and people they talk to about me despite having near enough 0 noteworthy or slayer moments in the last 2-3 years

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

will write some later but keep caging at my ex that won’t leave me alone. she messages me randomly about how much she likes certain films or how horrible her recent ex was. texts my mum as well saying she misses me loads jfl haven’t replied to her in years but she still messages me about how much she enjoyed the latest marvel film or if my dad still likes motown music jfl

nuked my ex on everything the moment we broke up theory tbh
even the possible validation of knowing she still stalks me isn't worth the mental fatigue of dealing with her

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

She set her age to 18 on tinder
I was matched with her and her best friend and was messaging both of them but the one who I slayed was telling me I looked like one of her Teachers who she fancied so that's why things were so straight forward with her jfl

matched with a few 16 and 17 year olds (legal in the UK) with their ages faked to 18 on tinder when I was 21 that seemed dtf but they always flaked, ragefuel ngl

 

[6ft4]

This is why I'm kinda glad I have some normie mates from uni because they saw or were aware of a lot of the stuff I posted about so I still have semi-slayer status among them and people they talk to about me despite having near enough 0 noteworthy or slayer moments in the last 2-3 years

Mirin, only 2 of my irl mates know about my slaying
This forum has effectively become a place for gymcels born in the mid 90s who went clubbing in the Shittish Isles to reminisce about slaying that last happened over 2 years ago, having previously been dominated by guys born post 2000 with zero night out experience who aspire to look like poor man's Richard Ramirez/tiktok twink hybrid

 

[forevergymcelling]

Mirin, only 2 of my irl mates know about my slaying
This forum as effectively become a place for gymcels born in the mid 90s who went clubbing in the Shittish Isles to reminisce about slaying that last happened over 2 years ago, having previously been dominated by guys born post 2000 with zero night out experience who aspire to look like poor man's Richard Ramirez/tiktok twink hybrid

You say this like gymcel status was determined at birth

Like the moment you were born, the doctor turns to your mum and says "Yep, looks like you have yourself a gymcel"


Legit though, I'd do anything to go back to 2017 and relive my uni life

 

[Deleted member 2729]

mogs

 

[tyronelite]

having previously been dominated by guys born post 2000 with zero night out experience who aspire to look like poor man's Richard Ramirez/tiktok twink hybrid

Legit.. we need to bring back Keys to the VIP era

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

You say this like gymcel status was determined at birth

Like the moment you were born, the doctor turns to your mum and says "Yep, looks like you have yourself a gymcel"


Legit though, I'd do anything to go back to 2017 and relive my uni life

the uni clubbing days from like 2014-18 were ideal ngl even though my slay to night out ratio was horrendous and love island/instagram/tinder gigahypergamy was in its early stages

 

[6ft4]

You say this like gymcel status was determined at birth

Like the moment you were born, the doctor turns to your mum and says "Yep, looks like you have yourself a gymcel"


Legit though, I'd do anything to go back to 2017 and relive my uni life

did not notice that's how it would sound when reading it
I initially typed "guys born in the mid 90s" but had to throw the gymcel part in somewhere and didn't want to make the sentence even longer

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

chads.org. I exist on this forum to get life mogged

 

[cmfanel]

chads.org. I exist on this forum to get life mogged

the only people posting slayer stories are lookism refugees, make of that what you will

 

[Deleted member 16834]

A bunch of 30 year olds with ugly faces but gymcelled bodies reminiscing about how women touched them in low inhib settings

Muh festival
Muh club
Muh cat call


Remember niggers your true genetic potential is how you looked skinny and without the beard fraud.

 

[ray]

i talked to a girl for five minutes one day. im 22 and ive never even hugged a woman good god yall mog the shit out of me

chads.org. I exist on this forum to get life mogged

literally same