Finished thread: Baldingcels get in here!!

[SplendidChap]

From balding man, to youthful star bucks barista slayer.

Hello ma'am, may I take your coffee?

Yes, I get off at this time, we can go see the beautiful lights at night by the water. I'd love to, make your night wonderful my gal.

Steps: You'll need a decent Norwood to pull this off, and you can do it in such a way where your frontal hairs cover your recessed sides as well.

You'll need long enough hair, and you should do something about your balding as well.


From two balding buddies, to two gorgeous gal slayers. Remember to get lean and hit the gym too and dress nice as well of course.

Travel the world to country to country, city to city, state to state, town to town, party to party, mingle with the most gorgeous gals you have ever seen. You got this mayne!

 

[SplendidChap]

Bump

 

[SplendidChap]

Bump

 

[Tiddlywink]

And then she undoes the bun while you're fucking, gets disgusted, accuses you of rape, and you end up in jail.
Don't do it bros, it's not worth it.

 

[Deleted member 17244]

his shedding on top is probably a telogen effluvium, not AGA. It's temporary and reversible

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[SplendidChap]

his shedding on top is probably a telogen effluvium, not AGA. It's temporary and reversible

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Some people who are balding have that pattern.

 

[SplendidChap]

And then she undoes the bun while you're fucking, gets disgusted, accuses you of rape, and you end up in jail.
Don't do it bros, it's not worth it.
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Why would she undo it?

 

[Deleted member 17244]

his shedding on top is probably a telogen effluvium, not AGA. It's temporary and reversible

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idk, its really rare tho

 

[Tiddlywink]

Why would she undo it?

Women undo everything.
Example: Modern Society.
Repeal women's right to vote.

 

[SplendidChap]

idk, its really rare tho

Many people bald on the crown though, and they can get a transplant for the hairline. If the crown starts to bald badly more or to begin with they can do this until their next transplant for the crown.

 

[randomvanish]

his shedding on top is probably a telogen effluvium, not AGA. It's temporary and reversible

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not really. it's a type of male balding pattern which i have

 

[SplendidChap]

not really. it's a type of male balding pattern which i have

You know what to do. Accept Christ most of all!

 

[randomvanish]

You know what to do. Accept Christ most of all!

sorry but that's not a choice for me. we need transplant

 

[SplendidChap]

sorry but that's not a choice for me. we need transplant

Did you put that reaction due to me mentioning The Lord Christ? Repent and accept Him or you will have to face Judgement for your sins soon.

 

[randomvanish]

Did you put that reaction due to me mentioning The Lord Christ? Repent and accept Him or you will have to face Judgement for your sins soon.

no because of you thinking this is a legit solution.

 

[Deleted member 17244]

sorry but that's not a choice for me. we need transplant

such genes... My hairline is pretty decent despite of roiding 500mg Test/week

 

[SplendidChap]

such genes... My hairline is pretty decent despite of roiding 500mg Test/week

Stfu! Get out of here this place isn't for you roidcel!

 

[Deleted member 17244]

Stfu! Get out of here this place isn't for you roidcel!

roiding is mandatory if you have only normie face and being a manlet just like me

 

[SplendidChap]

roiding is mandatory if you have only normie face and being a manlet just like me

I just want to be lean and ripped, not into being too big but I'm sure the boost in test would be a looksmax.

 

[Deleted member 13847]

the top two guys have noticably bad hairlines and obviously doesnt look as good as the guys below
the gl guys below have an obvious full head of hair
this is a cope regardless because if youre not on dht blockers and youre losing hair on your crown itll probably only be a few more years max until you cant pull this off anymore, the crown is the easiest to protect with fin/dut anyways

 

[SplendidChap]

the top two guys have noticably bad hairlines and obviously doesnt look as good as the guys below
the gl guys below have an obvious full head of hair
this is a cope regardless because if youre not on dht blockers and youre losing hair on your crown itll probably only be a few more years max until you cant pull this off anymore, the crown is the easiest to protect with fin/dut anyways

The top left guy has a norwood 1.

 

[Deleted member 13847]

The top left guy has a norwood 1.

he is very obviously nw 1.75-2, it doesnt change the fact that he will probably lose the rest of it in a few years with how everything behind it looks

 

[SplendidChap]

he is very obviously nw 1.75-2, it doesnt change the fact that he will probably lose the rest of it in a few years with how everything behind it looks

Yeah but dude, his hairline looks really clean. Like it's straight asf, he just has a widows peak. It doesn't look bad at all.

 

[Deleted member 13847]

Yeah but dude, his hairline looks really clean. Like it's straight asf, he just has a widows peak. It doesn't look bad at all.

balding behind hairline is gameover if youre not taking measures to prevent it, if hes frauding like this already he'll end up another victim in a baldcafe video coping by saying how much better he looks in a couple years time

 

[SplendidChap]

balding behind hairline is gameover if youre not taking measures to prevent it, if hes frauding like this already he'll end up another victim in a baldcafe video coping by saying how much better he looks in a couple years time

Well I already mentioned about doing something about it in the meantime, lol.

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Starbucks barista slayer?

More like Starbucks faggot LGBT barista

 

[Deleted member 13847]

Well I already mentioned about doing something about it in the meantime, lol.

whatever floats your boat man
also to keep in mind that you really do need a low hairline to begin with to pull of a cut like that, and the guy on the right really does look kind of ridiculous with it
and most people will also just look like some soy hipster too

 

[CupOfCoffee]

foot porn

 

[SplendidChap]

whatever floats your boat man
also to keep in mind that you really do need a low hairline to begin with to pull of a cut like that, and the guy on the right really does look kind of ridiculous with it
and most people will also just look like some soy hipster too

Women love soy hipsters, they are cool millennials who are hip. Imagine now that same guy ripped with abs and nice shape to him and high libido. Fuaaak

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Serious tho those baristas always give off low T gay vibes.

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Women love soy hipsters, they are cool millennials who are hip. Imagine now that same guy ripped with abs and nice shape to him and high libido. Fuaaak

Doesn't happen, those guys always are socialist faggots who drink too much soymilk and smoke too much weed.

 

[SplendidChap]

Doesn't happen, those guys always are socialist faggots who drink too much soymilk and smoke too much weed.

Is that not a way to ascend though? I get the political views on lgbt and stuff, but being a laid back ripped, hot cocoa mocha frappe drinking man bun hip social barista man who smokes weed with girls, and fucks would seem like an ascension to me no? I’m saying if you’re balding you can become this.

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Is that not a way to ascend though? I get the political views on lgbt and stuff, but being a laid back ripped, hot cocoa mocha frappe drinking man bun hip social barista man who smokes weed with girls, and fucks would seem like an ascension to me no? I’m saying if you’re balding you can become this.

Bruh I could never be a "hip" laid back dude, I'm a balding aggressive overly horny ogre on steroids with a top 1% bidelt and top 1% fwhr who hates feminism. Jfl

 

[SplendidChap]

Bruh I could never be a "hip" laid back dude, I'm a balding aggressive overly horny ogre on steroids with a top 1% bidelt and top 1% fwhr who hates feminism. Jfl

Pardon my late reply, I was just making some hot cocoa with milk, all this talk made me crave that stuff. And lol, maybe this wouldn't fit your phenotype then mate, haha. I'm sure the roids and test make you happy though, just get that hair under control mayne!