I choose to have stuffed animals instead of real animals

Vermilioncore

Vermilioncore

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a stuffed animal doesn’t smell, doesn’t eat, doesn’t cry, doesn’t die, doesn’t disobey. He just relaxes with me, we make each other happy and enjoy time together and I know he will never get hurt or hurt me
 
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imagine paying hundreds a month for an animals food and having to clean its shit too, jfl at normtards
 
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Frfr I got my big red dog plushie to keep my company, don't need no hoe or nun.
 
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Frfr I got my big red dog plushie to keep my company, don't need no hoe or nun.
make sure to keep him happy and for him to keep you happy
 
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i have a baby stuffed tiger named Tigey

i also have a wolf named wolfy

might as well award me the pulitzer prize
 
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i want neither
 
Happy Funny Bunny GIF by Eszter Molnar
 
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I should buy new plushies
 
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Most importantly the stuffed animal even watches a movie with you
 
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a stuffed animal doesn’t smell, doesn’t eat, doesn’t cry, doesn’t die, doesn’t disobey. He just relaxes with me, we make each other happy and enjoy time together and I know he will never get hurt or hurt me
And you can hump them too
 
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