My Initial Impressions on Love Island UK Season 8 - Crimson Pill Analysis

Only interesting cast is Davide

Everyone else is boring

Are You The One mogs Love Island
Are you the one kinda sucks. 90% of the contestants are trash and there’s too much meaningless shit going on.
 
Are you the one kinda sucks. 90% of the contestants are trash and there’s too much meaningless shit going on.
I’m prob biased since I’m in the US

But I like that there’s more contestants, they can freely talk to anyone, they have real challenges & the production is more exciting (IMO)
 
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Introduction​

Quick shoutout to @Xangsane for convincing me to start watching

There was so many threads being made on this show I decided I had to check it out for myself

First I had to find out how to watch it since I'm from the US.

They had previous seasons on Hulu but it was only fair to watch the latest season

So I found this website & made an account with a fake UK postal code :lul: & used my VPN to access all episodes


Accent Barrier​

At first it was hard to understand what half of the guys / girls were saying with their heavy accents & UK slang especially Davide :lul: I can't stand when he rolls his r's in every sentence

I even had to google some of the words they were saying just to understand the conversation JFL

UK Commercials / Ads​

These were one of the most insufferable commercials I had to endure.

Especially this nigga who sounds like he has a punchable face :woke::woke:



The only commercials I enjoyed & was surprised by was seeing Gandy & this random PSL model that's been all over the forum





The Music​

Not gonna lie I was surprised by the songs they played. Some of the songs I already had in my Spotify playlist :lul:

Reminds me of when I go clubbing. 10/10 for me well done to the producers

Moving The Simpsons GIF
Dance Dancing GIF by Galantis


Initial Couple Up Thoughts​

Amber & Demi

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Of course the public put the black couples together (water) saw this coming a mile away

Demi clearly mogs Amber. But unfortunately Amber didn't have as high of a sexual attraction towards Demi

It was clear as day the way she reacted when she found out they were going to be a couple

And as the episodes went on, Demi kept doing more to try to get her to like him more but we all know what happened (if you watched the last ep with Remy)

I knew this couple wasn't going to last. Over lol

Gemma & Liam

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Man... poor Liam. The lad had it the worst out of all the guys IMO

My mans was like a puppy wagging his tail when they paired up

Gemma on the other hand was very neutral & reserved. As she said she wasn't blown away

Gemma def mogs Liam in terms of facial aesthetics. Gemma is cute but to me her personality is dog shit

She's the typical Stacy who doesn't have to add much to the conversation cuz she's carried by her looks

As the episodes went on it was looking bad for Liam. Shit tests after shit tests.. like an abused dog

As soon as Davide entered the Villa it was over for him. All the other chicks were paired up & he was sent his own way literally..

Absolutely brutal.. #RIPLiam :feelsrope:

Tasha & Andrew

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I don't have much to say about this couple.

I was skeptical at first but throughout the episodes their relationship got better and better

Andrew is like the walmart version of Chico Lachowski

Tasha body mogs Andrew but they're both looksmatched facially

Tasha is def invested in the relationship after Jay came in & tried to get Tasha to open up to others

Good for her. She's doing well in my books

Indiyah & Ikenna

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Another black couple chosen to be together (water)

Looksmatched. Indiyah had mid interest from the start & so did Ikenna

She was playing hard to get from the start & over time the relationship didn't really progress until Remy came in the picture :feelshah:

Paige & Luca

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JFL @ Luca and his garbage tattoos

He went for the RTT niche but is missing the body halo :forcedsmile:

Paige clearly mogs him. Wider face, better eye area, nose, etc

At first I didn't like Paige's smile (kinda ugly) but her personality & vibe made up for it over time :Comfy:

Brutal Interactions & Mate Guarding​








Summary​

Overall the show is OK. Not the best

There's a lot of dead conversations & the atmosphere is boring in general

The majority of guys are blue pilled (expected). Davide seems to be the only one who's somewhat red pilled in his behavior.

Most of the initial female cast didn't have genuine physical attraction to their pair

Excuses like "I need to get to know him more" "I want to take it slow" etc all means I don't like you & you're not my first choice

The challenges are lackluster. I was expecting some host to come out & tell em what to do to win the challenge & whoever is the winner goes on a special date or some bullshit lol

I prefer US shows like Are You The One & Too Hot To Handle

(I'll be making a thread on one of the casts who experienced a brutal blackpilling experience on the show)



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Shit show. No wonder the ethnic in west are getting more and more degenerate.
And I don’t understand how a user like Xangsane would watch it. It must be painful.
 
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i've watched an episode or two (some girl friends were watching it). always funny seeing all the guys constantly look over the black girls and people screeching about it on twitter. :feelskek:
@fogdart

Luca clearly stated to the new mulatta girl that he doesn't want her.
 
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Shit show. No wonder the ethnic in west are getting more and more degenerate.
And I don’t understand how a user like Xangsane would watch it. It must be painful.
For all the blackpills :feelskek:
 
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Luca clearly stated to the new mulatta girl that he doesn't want her
It seems that his girl barely likes him tho. If someone comes in for her he will lose it lmao.
 
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I matched with Ekinsu on bumble last summer. Got her WhatsApp but then she ghosted me after a few voice notes back and forth. She's a low 8 so gutted I didn't get a date with her
 
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I matched with Ekinsu on bumble last summer. Got her WhatsApp but then she ghosted me after a few voice notes back and forth. She's a low 8 so gutted I didn't get a date with her
At least provide pics lol
 
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I matched with Ekinsu on bumble last summer. Got her WhatsApp but then she ghosted me after a few voice notes back and forth. She's a low 8 so gutted I didn't get a date with her
Proof?
 
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Watching as we speak :Comfy:
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They dumped my boy Rémy :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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They dumped my boy Rémy :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

lmao saw this guys' name go viral on twitter and wondered what it was all about.

Guy got humiliated by the stacey host after he got out :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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lmao saw this guys' name go viral on twitter and wondered what it was all about.

Guy got humiliated by the stacey host after he got out :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Oh shit link ???
 
@fogdart

Luca clearly stated to the new mulatta girl that he doesn't want her.
She mogs Gemma tho imo, I’d got for mulatta if I was Luca, dunno why he’s so obsessed with Gemma lol
 
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She mogs Gemma tho imo, I’d got for mulatta if I was Luca, dunno why he’s so obsessed with Gemma lol
Lucas simpin hard af for Gemma :feelskek::feelskek:

If I was him I’d be happy af I got 2 bitches feelin me

But this nigga would rather cuddle under her all day :feelskek::feelskek:
 
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Lucas simpin hard af for Gemma :feelskek::feelskek:

If I was him I’d be happy af I got 2 bitches feelin me

But this nigga would rather cuddle under her all day :feelskek::feelskek:
U can tell gemma’s turned off by his behaviour now. He went full simp, boy was even nearly crying if I remember correctly:lul:
 
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U can tell gemma’s turned off by his behaviour now. He went full simp, boy was even nearly crying if I remember correctly:lul:
Just finished the episode

My intuitions were correct once again

Ikenna & Indiyah never had genuine attraction from the start @Xangsane
 
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Just finished the episode

My intuitions were correct once again

Ikenna & Indiyah never had genuine attraction from the start @Xangsane
So you’re up to date with latest episode?

True, also dami & amber. Amber likes him but dami is just pretending fam. He’s playing the game, he’s leaving her for indiyah I call it now
 
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So you’re up to date with latest episode?

True, also dami & amber. Amber likes him but dami is just pretending fam. He’s playing the game, he’s leaving her for indiyah I call it now
Yessir

And facts Dami was chasing Amber & got worse when Rémy entered the villa

Now that he’s gone she has no other options. I agree he’s def gonna go for Indiyah
 
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Just finished the episode

My intuitions were correct once again

Ikenna & Indiyah never had genuine attraction from the start @Xangsane
They're both looking for milk but they got milo instead.
 
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@PCT01 @Chadethnic101 @Xangsane i am furious rn after last episode :feelsree::feelsree:

How did the public not pick Gemma?

Either it’s filled with simps or the game is rigged
 
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@PCT01 @Chadethnic101 @Xangsane i am furious rn after last episode :feelsree::feelsree:

How did the public not pick Gemma?

Either it’s filled with simps or the game is rigged
Its pretty well known too that a lot of love island is set up by producers to produce excitement and shit

But yeah UK public is full of simps srs
 
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@PCT01 @Chadethnic101 @Xangsane i am furious rn after last episode :feelsree::feelsree:

How did the public not pick Gemma?

Either it’s filled with simps or the game is rigged
Strong nepotism as michael owen’s daughter
I think love island is staged…convenient how they sent home amber and ikena so now Dami and indhyia can carry on linking after they just discussed it the previous episode
 
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home amber and ikena so now Dami and indhyia can carry on linking after they just discussed it the previous episode
How’d you know? They didn’t release the next episode did they ?

Nvm I just checked.. they released another one

Over for time zone cels
 
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How’d you know? They didn’t release the next episode did they ?
Wait..ur in US right? Ignore my last post bro:forcedsmile: in UK we are 1 episode ahead I think
 
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Strong nepotism as michael owen’s daughter
I think love island is staged…convenient how they sent home amber and ikena so now Dami and indhyia can carry on linking after they just discussed it the previous episode

India will monopolise the black vote.
Blonde chick will get the starbucks vote
Paige is liked by fans
Gemma is celebs daughters so of course shes not going anywhere.
Ekin-su has drama. had the vote been to evict she would be in trouble.

Amber , she is bland and vote was too keep she doesnt have much fans and black girls are going to vote for india not amber.

Ikenna was confused my guy thought he was on free vacation island
He was sure to go out of the guys.
 
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Ikenna was confused my guy thought he was on free vacation island
He was sure to go out of the guys.
Bruv if ikenna comes out as batty boy in next few weeks I wouldn’t be surprised. My g’s a lil confused for sure
 
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India will monopolise the black vote.
Blonde chick will get the starbucks vote
Paige is liked by fans
Gemma is celebs daughters so of course shes not going anywhere.
Ekin-su has drama. had the vote been to evict she would be in trouble.

Amber , she is bland and vote was too keep she doesnt have much fans and black girls are going to vote for india not amber.

Ikenna was confused my guy thought he was on free vacation island
He was sure to go out of the guys.
Dami should go for Danica
 
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Dami should go for Danica
She’s sexy

idk why Luca didn’t coup a feel at least. He’s too busy simping for Walmart Madison Beer
 
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Dami should go for Danica
Why? dumb idea.

You're on TV, the smart strat is not to worry about getting your dick wet thats for after the show.

India is perfect situation for him.
If the couple up they will become celeb couple for black people in the UK
He should just stay loyal to her and get all black girls simping for him.
Then after the show you just go your own way once you can milk you relationship for money & fame.

Now you have 1000 girls like danica hitting you up.
 
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where's the chads? i dont see a single guy over 4 PSL
 
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She’s sexy

idk why Luca didn’t coup a feel at least. He’s too busy simping for Walmart Madison Beer
She knows he’s the safe guy lol

As soon as a hotter guy comes in she’s gone
Why? dumb idea.

You're on TV, the smart strat is not to worry about getting your dick wet thats for after the show.

India is perfect situation for him.
If the couple up they will become celeb couple for black people in the UK
He should just stay loyal to her and get all black girls simping for him.
Then after the show you just go your own way once you can milk you relationship for money & fame.

Now you have 1000 girls like danica hitting you up.
High IQ
 
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idk why Luca didn’t coup a feel at least. He’s too busy simping for Walmart Madison Beer

Damn bro you fucking got her :lul::lul::lul::lul: its so accurate
 
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Why? dumb idea.

You're on TV, the smart strat is not to worry about getting your dick wet thats for after the show.

India is perfect situation for him.
If the couple up they will become celeb couple for black people in the UK
He should just stay loyal to her and get all black girls simping for him.
Then after the show you just go your own way once you can milk you relationship for money & fame.

Now you have 1000 girls like danica hitting you up.
4D chess move my guy
 
She knows he’s the safe guy lol

As soon as a hotter guy comes in she’s gone
It’s so obvious she’s not that into him

Tbh tasha is the same with andrew, she can have her head turned. She’s just more cunning going about it

When new bombshells come in the villa, it’s over for some of the boys:Comfy:
 
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She knows he’s the safe guy lol

As soon as a hotter guy comes in she’s gone

High IQ

I dunno, gemma seems pretty smart for her age i'm going to guess she's going to be very wary of how she comes across.

She might leave him, and i agree he is being too much. The fact she didnt join him when he left to sleep outside was a sign.

However, shes not going to do a ekin su and get on her hands and knees on national tv.
She'll make it seem like she has a genuine connection with the new guy.

If shes planning on dropping luca i expect we will see her start bringing up issues to luca or to the girls behind his back.
This way she has plausibility when she leaves him because she left the breadcrumbs.
 
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