My mom's cooking for me for the first time in ages and I'm about to rage

[PsychoDsk]

She's preparing
mashed potatoes (fine and natural)
soybeans (crazy, does she want me to transition into an ugly ltb or what)
sheep meat (fine)
solo butter (that shit crazy, it contains every non-natural fucked up ingredient on the universe)

I am caging
I don't wanna eat that garbage
should I eat her instead

 

[Vermilioncore]

Yeah eat her asshole and make her fart nut into your mouth

 

[arabcelxxx]

Yeah eat her asshole and make her fart nut into your mouth

 

[GabachoCopium]

my mom cooks me good food ngl

 

[PsychoDsk]

my mom cooks me good food ngl

mirin hard

 

[thereallegend]

solo butter (that shit crazy, it contains every non-natural fucked up ingredient on the universe)

not actually real butter?

soybeans (crazy, does she want me to transition into an ugly ltb or what)

refuse to eat that shit

sheep meat (fine)

eat it raw or the minerals will be cauterized

mashed potatoes (fine and natural)

sure

 

[PsychoDsk]

not actually real butter?

nah shit's pure chemicals JFL
Imma just eat a lil bite of that butter infused garbage sheep and munch on the potatoes, when she's off to work Imma eat a good raw steak with some REAL butter

 

[Carv]

She's preparing
mashed potatoes (fine and natural)
soybeans (crazy, does she want me to transition into an ugly ltb or what)
sheep meat (fine)
solo butter (that shit crazy, it contains every non-natural fucked up ingredient on the universe)

I am caging
I don't wanna eat that garbage
should I eat her instead

Be grateful most people moms are dead and or shitty

 

[StraightHeadJames]

tell her she's ruining your looksmaxxing progress and she doesn't love you and she never cares about u and how she ruined ur development by not giving u ideal diet

 

[PsychoDsk]

tell her she's ruining your looksmaxxing progress and she doesn't love you and she never cares about u and how she ruined ur development by not giving u ideal diet

You're right, I should gaslight her into putting some tren in the water tap

 

[PsychoDsk]

Be grateful most people moms are dead and or shitty

it's jokes buddy boyo I love my mom

 

[Carv]

it's jokes buddy boyo I love my mom

eat ur mom