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@Stalker @Mast Reich
not sure if the videos will load in because its a copy and paste, check out the original post to watch.
Clavicular (real name Braden Eric Peters) is a serial roider, painting enthusiast, and ""ascended"" looksmax.org moderator from Hoboken, New Jersey. At the age of twenty, he has acquired one DUI charge, managed to total a BMW, chugged steroids to the point of being unable to produce testosterone, and been expelled from college for taking steroids (and possibly for plotting to set up a DIY cosmetic surgery clinic in his dorm, ostensibly to practice the DIY surgeries that he preforms on himself). He is obsessed with his appearance to the point of taking out loans for cosmetic surgery. He lived with his grandma in Massachusetts after being kicked out by his parents(a). He currently lives in Miami, FL.
Clavicular was first brought to the attention of the Kiwi Farms when @NotClavicular (allegedly Xangsane on looksmax.org) posed as Clavicular on Kiwi Farms. Eventually, it was discovered that he was an imposter. Included in the spoiler are the antics of this imposter, and how much of the info about Braden was discovered.
Spoiler: Clavicular's Kiwi Farms Experience
Who is the Real Clavicular?
0:13
5:14
You might recognize Clavicular from this meme(a) that went around on Twitter a while back:
The looksmax.org moderator Clavicular is a 19 year old man (DOB: December 17, 2005) named Braden Peters from Hoboken, NJ. He went to Seton Hall Preparatory school in West Orange, NJ.
We know Clavicular is Braden because he uploaded a thread(a) on the looksmaxing forum where he uploaded an audio recording of him making a girl cry (due to her cheating on her boyfriend with him, apparently). Sometime in the audio file, the girl must have said his name, because the replies call him "Braden". The audio file has since been deleted. He joined the looksmax.org forum on August 19, 2023 under the name ylrevn, but later changed it to Clavicular(a). I have reason to believe that he has deleted most of his posts on the forum before his name change:
Why would he do this? Probably wanted to clean up his digital footprint because he got accepted into an ivy league university(a)! Congrats, dude! How are things going at school?
9:04
PreserveTube
Oh. Kicked out for doing steroids. That's rough, buddy. Getting hormones from underground labs might not be the most legal. And he mentions there were other posts that were sent to his university. What else could they possibly have an issue with?
Link | Archive
Turning your dorm into a DIY cosmetic surgery clinic? What a saint, to perform procedures on the poor with no medical experience. Truly a Robin Hood to big pharma. Speaking of surgery...
Get Pretty
As mentioned in the video, Clavicular is quite poor. As such, he has taken matters into his own hands (a) to keep his looksmaxing dream alive. And fortunately, he uploads videos on his YouTube channel so that we can observe how things are done.
Spoiler: DIY surgery videos, needles
He's also posted about his DIY adventures on the looksmaxing forum.
Some procedures include (but are not limited to):
Alas, a lone looksmaxer can only do so much. When Clav desires a procedure that is outside of his skill level, he must go to the professionals(a). Here's what the inside of his head looks like by the way:
Clav has gotten two professional procedures done that I could find. CO2 laser resurfacing of his face(a) and Botox in his nose(a). The botox even comes with a video:
10:40
PreserveTube
Lovely.
That's not to say a man can't dream, however. He currently also wants a rhinoplasty(a) as well as other procedures detailed in the cat scan post:
Get Swole
Every looksmaxer worth his salt knows that the face is only 50% of the reason ladies talk to you. The other 50% is your awesome, jacked muscles. And how do you get big muscles? What was that? Go to the gym and balance your diet? No, of course not! Just shoot up a bunch of steroids, silly!
Archive
Clavicular started injecting testosterone when he was 16(a). Today, he maintains a healthy balance of steroids, hair loss prevention drugs, and appetite suppressants(a), with a smattering of unregulated Accutane on top, a drug with no adverse side effects(a) whatsoever. Due to his prolonged exposure to steroids, his body has lost the ability to produce testosterone on its own(a). Because of this, he cannot grow a full mustache, and must use eyebrow pencil to fill it in(a). He does no cardio, and takes less than 1,500 steps per day(a). If you ask Clav, though, the only exercises that matter are strength training and dick-ups. What are dick ups? I'll let him explain:
Link | Archive
Get the Ladies
Now it's time to get out there and get some ladies. But wait, we've spent so much time obsessing over facial details and taking steroids that we didn't have time to develop a personality! Don't worry, Clavicular to the rescue!
Link | Archive
Ah, I see. we'll merely pretend to have hobbies. After all, once women talk to us, they'll naturally stay due to our awesome muscles and our botox-filled faces. Let's make sure to fill our dating profile with interesting photos, too.
Link | Archive
But wait, what if the stress of being a total fraud and not being able to keep up with my lies starts to get to me? Luckily, Clav has some more words of wisdom:
12:55
PreserveTube
Aaahhh... I see. Just take seizure medicine sourced from overseas.
Say, taking all these drugs seems a bit iffy. Like will they impair my ability to drive?
Link | Archive
Here's the police footage:
22:14
Spoiler: Police Report
Huh. I guess I'll have to be extra careful, then.
And what do I do once I trick a woman at da club into having sex (as is likely to happen)?
Link | Archive
I see. I... ejaculate into them without their consent, and with no intention to father the child.
Get That Bag
I know what you're thinking. "How does a young guy finance all of these drugs and surgeries?" Why, he takes out a loan, of course!
Link | Archive
Link | Archive
Additionally, Braden has a course on the site Skool. This course has a $50 price tag, but it's super worth it. Clavicular gives out all of the best looksmaxing advice. But you have to understand, he'd do it for free if he could.
Link | Archive
The powers that be simply forced him to grift.
Unfortunately, Clav's course has been subject to leaks. The first leak came from a site called lookism.cc. They leaked his entire course on a gitbook page. The second leak is less complete, and came from Clav himself. While updating his course, Clav made some video seminars. Apparently, the site uses Vimeo embeds, so Clav uploaded his videos to Vimeo. Unfortunately, he forgot to set them to unlisted.
Get High on Meth
0:49
0:05
"Do you have any meth?"
Braden really hates going to the gym. This is evident in his physique, which is relatively scrawny despite all of the steroids he's taking. So how does one stay lean when they avoid exercise?
2:36
The answer, of course, is meth. Braden seems to take meth quite frequently:
0:16
Naturally, this has led to some funny moments, such as Braden ranting about how he hates the people that talk about him online:
13:10
Notably, he mentions how he stayed awake for three days while high on meth to get "hollow cheeks".
Get Rejected
0:14
Unfortunately for Braden, all of his looksmaxing techniques aren't as effective as he thinks they are. Here is a video of him getting rejected by a girl at a club:
Link | Archive
0:31
Replacing his social skills with drugs has left Braden with no game. Here are a bunch of clips of him in action while streaming at a party
Spoiler: Clips
His antics have even repulsed women to the point that they get a restraining order against him.
Spoiler: Court Docs
Get Violent
Due to all of the steroids he takes, Braden can be quite angry at times. When he was 18, he got into a fight while working as a bouncer in Chatham, in response to a party goer grabbing him by the neck. This resulted in one person requiring an overnight hospital stay, and stiches in her face. If the charges had not been dropped, Braden would have been up against both misdemeanor and felony assault charges. The police report, witness reports, bar security footage, and 911 call can be found in this post.
1:20
Here is a clip of him knocking the drink out of one of his fans' hands:
0:19
On December 10, 2025, Braden Peters, afflicted by meth holes in his brain and the ambient insanity of Florida, had a full on wigger moment. Braden went outside to confront motorists that he believed to be A-logs. To deter the dang dirty trolls, Braden pointed a gun at their car.
0:24
Note how he sweeps his friend as he keeps the gun aimed at the car.
Conclusion
If all this is what it really took to get women these days, I think I would rather just stay home and masturbate all day.
Link | Archive
Glad you agree, Braden. Fortunately, we don't live in that world, and Clav is just a delusional freak, forever stuck in the botox uncanny vally.
Say, how's Tinder working out for you?
9:40
Oh. turns out women can tell when you're lying. And another DUI, too. That's rough, buddy.
@Stalker @Mast Reich
not sure if the videos will load in because its a copy and paste, check out the original post to watch.
Clavicular (real name Braden Eric Peters) is a serial roider, painting enthusiast, and ""ascended"" looksmax.org moderator from Hoboken, New Jersey. At the age of twenty, he has acquired one DUI charge, managed to total a BMW, chugged steroids to the point of being unable to produce testosterone, and been expelled from college for taking steroids (and possibly for plotting to set up a DIY cosmetic surgery clinic in his dorm, ostensibly to practice the DIY surgeries that he preforms on himself). He is obsessed with his appearance to the point of taking out loans for cosmetic surgery. He lived with his grandma in Massachusetts after being kicked out by his parents(a). He currently lives in Miami, FL.
Clavicular was first brought to the attention of the Kiwi Farms when @NotClavicular (allegedly Xangsane on looksmax.org) posed as Clavicular on Kiwi Farms. Eventually, it was discovered that he was an imposter. Included in the spoiler are the antics of this imposter, and how much of the info about Braden was discovered.
Spoiler: Clavicular's Kiwi Farms Experience
Who is the Real Clavicular?
0:13
5:14
You might recognize Clavicular from this meme(a) that went around on Twitter a while back:
The looksmax.org moderator Clavicular is a 19 year old man (DOB: December 17, 2005) named Braden Peters from Hoboken, NJ. He went to Seton Hall Preparatory school in West Orange, NJ.
We know Clavicular is Braden because he uploaded a thread(a) on the looksmaxing forum where he uploaded an audio recording of him making a girl cry (due to her cheating on her boyfriend with him, apparently). Sometime in the audio file, the girl must have said his name, because the replies call him "Braden". The audio file has since been deleted. He joined the looksmax.org forum on August 19, 2023 under the name ylrevn, but later changed it to Clavicular(a). I have reason to believe that he has deleted most of his posts on the forum before his name change:
Why would he do this? Probably wanted to clean up his digital footprint because he got accepted into an ivy league university(a)! Congrats, dude! How are things going at school?
PreserveTube
Oh. Kicked out for doing steroids. That's rough, buddy. Getting hormones from underground labs might not be the most legal. And he mentions there were other posts that were sent to his university. What else could they possibly have an issue with?
Turning your dorm into a DIY cosmetic surgery clinic? What a saint, to perform procedures on the poor with no medical experience. Truly a Robin Hood to big pharma. Speaking of surgery...
Get Pretty
As mentioned in the video, Clavicular is quite poor. As such, he has taken matters into his own hands (a) to keep his looksmaxing dream alive. And fortunately, he uploads videos on his YouTube channel so that we can observe how things are done.
Spoiler: DIY surgery videos, needles
He's also posted about his DIY adventures on the looksmaxing forum.
Some procedures include (but are not limited to):
- A medial and lateral canthoplasty(a)
- Plasma Fibrosis(a)
- Eye lifts (a)
- Buccal fat removal(a)
- A PDO thread lift on his dick(a)
Alas, a lone looksmaxer can only do so much. When Clav desires a procedure that is outside of his skill level, he must go to the professionals(a). Here's what the inside of his head looks like by the way:
Clav has gotten two professional procedures done that I could find. CO2 laser resurfacing of his face(a) and Botox in his nose(a). The botox even comes with a video:
PreserveTube
Lovely.
That's not to say a man can't dream, however. He currently also wants a rhinoplasty(a) as well as other procedures detailed in the cat scan post:
Get Swole
Every looksmaxer worth his salt knows that the face is only 50% of the reason ladies talk to you. The other 50% is your awesome, jacked muscles. And how do you get big muscles? What was that? Go to the gym and balance your diet? No, of course not! Just shoot up a bunch of steroids, silly!
Archive
Clavicular started injecting testosterone when he was 16(a). Today, he maintains a healthy balance of steroids, hair loss prevention drugs, and appetite suppressants(a), with a smattering of unregulated Accutane on top, a drug with no adverse side effects(a) whatsoever. Due to his prolonged exposure to steroids, his body has lost the ability to produce testosterone on its own(a). Because of this, he cannot grow a full mustache, and must use eyebrow pencil to fill it in(a). He does no cardio, and takes less than 1,500 steps per day(a). If you ask Clav, though, the only exercises that matter are strength training and dick-ups. What are dick ups? I'll let him explain:
Link | Archive
Get the Ladies
Now it's time to get out there and get some ladies. But wait, we've spent so much time obsessing over facial details and taking steroids that we didn't have time to develop a personality! Don't worry, Clavicular to the rescue!
Link | Archive
Ah, I see. we'll merely pretend to have hobbies. After all, once women talk to us, they'll naturally stay due to our awesome muscles and our botox-filled faces. Let's make sure to fill our dating profile with interesting photos, too.
Link | Archive
But wait, what if the stress of being a total fraud and not being able to keep up with my lies starts to get to me? Luckily, Clav has some more words of wisdom:
PreserveTube
Aaahhh... I see. Just take seizure medicine sourced from overseas.
Say, taking all these drugs seems a bit iffy. Like will they impair my ability to drive?
Link | Archive
Here's the police footage:
Spoiler: Police Report
Huh. I guess I'll have to be extra careful, then.
And what do I do once I trick a woman at da club into having sex (as is likely to happen)?
Link | Archive
I see. I... ejaculate into them without their consent, and with no intention to father the child.
Get That Bag
I know what you're thinking. "How does a young guy finance all of these drugs and surgeries?" Why, he takes out a loan, of course!
Link | Archive
Link | Archive
Additionally, Braden has a course on the site Skool. This course has a $50 price tag, but it's super worth it. Clavicular gives out all of the best looksmaxing advice. But you have to understand, he'd do it for free if he could.
Link | Archive
The powers that be simply forced him to grift.
Unfortunately, Clav's course has been subject to leaks. The first leak came from a site called lookism.cc. They leaked his entire course on a gitbook page. The second leak is less complete, and came from Clav himself. While updating his course, Clav made some video seminars. Apparently, the site uses Vimeo embeds, so Clav uploaded his videos to Vimeo. Unfortunately, he forgot to set them to unlisted.
Get High on Meth
"Do you have any meth?"
Braden really hates going to the gym. This is evident in his physique, which is relatively scrawny despite all of the steroids he's taking. So how does one stay lean when they avoid exercise?
The answer, of course, is meth. Braden seems to take meth quite frequently:
Naturally, this has led to some funny moments, such as Braden ranting about how he hates the people that talk about him online:
Notably, he mentions how he stayed awake for three days while high on meth to get "hollow cheeks".
Get Rejected
Unfortunately for Braden, all of his looksmaxing techniques aren't as effective as he thinks they are. Here is a video of him getting rejected by a girl at a club:
Link | Archive
Replacing his social skills with drugs has left Braden with no game. Here are a bunch of clips of him in action while streaming at a party
Spoiler: Clips
His antics have even repulsed women to the point that they get a restraining order against him.
Spoiler: Court Docs
Get Violent
Due to all of the steroids he takes, Braden can be quite angry at times. When he was 18, he got into a fight while working as a bouncer in Chatham, in response to a party goer grabbing him by the neck. This resulted in one person requiring an overnight hospital stay, and stiches in her face. If the charges had not been dropped, Braden would have been up against both misdemeanor and felony assault charges. The police report, witness reports, bar security footage, and 911 call can be found in this post.
Here is a clip of him knocking the drink out of one of his fans' hands:
On December 10, 2025, Braden Peters, afflicted by meth holes in his brain and the ambient insanity of Florida, had a full on wigger moment. Braden went outside to confront motorists that he believed to be A-logs. To deter the dang dirty trolls, Braden pointed a gun at their car.
Note how he sweeps his friend as he keeps the gun aimed at the car.
Conclusion
If all this is what it really took to get women these days, I think I would rather just stay home and masturbate all day.
Link | Archive
Glad you agree, Braden. Fortunately, we don't live in that world, and Clav is just a delusional freak, forever stuck in the botox uncanny vally.
Say, how's Tinder working out for you?
Oh. turns out women can tell when you're lying. And another DUI, too. That's rough, buddy.
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