Proof that Being a Dog Doesn't Attract Women

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I'm Living Proof that Being a Dog Doesn't Attract Women
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I am a fairly attractive mid-sized dog, and will likely become even bigger in the next 2-4 years as long as long as I keep following my healthy diet of rice, meat and vegetables. Doesn't mean shit, though, because women don't get wet for Mr. Golden Retriever, they get wet for Chad.

Chad has 3 critical qualities that everyone must possess in order to have a normal sex life. They are:

- Youth
- Looks
- A neurotypical personality

Notice that I didn't include being a dog? That's right. It's totally unnecessary. A penniless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular, while a magnificent dog like me will rot in his kennel, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to WhiteGirlsFuckDogs.

Anyone who claims that being a dog will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness.
 
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@Tony look at this .
 
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No1 cared tbh
 
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