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FunkyMcMunky24

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Everything I've posted on here selfie-wise has been android. Thoughts on this update?

@MakinMogReturns @StreegeReturn @Xangsane @PrinceLuenLeoncur @Pakicel @StrangerDanger @Blackgymmax @gymmaxedhorse @yomama, etc and any other important people I may have missed.
 

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HTN but for some reason I think you're deformed 🤔
 
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I imagined you with a deeper voice
 
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Why do people think android makes you ugly

Nah nigga u were just ugly to begin with
 
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You have zombie tier skin. How would one go about fixing that, can it be?
 
you're chad and subhuman at the same time. idk how to explain.
 
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Everything I've posted on here selfie-wise has been android. Thoughts on this update?

@MakinMogReturns @StreegeReturn @Xangsane @PrinceLuenLeoncur @Pakicel @StrangerDanger @Blackgymmax @gymmaxedhorse @yomama, etc and any other important people I may have missed.
Looks like Handsome Squidward!
 
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you look kind of weird here
 
Ur right


Resurrection is all I can think of tbh fam
I can’t even JFL @ this fourm

Niggaz calling this guy ugly, these guys are worse than the foids they hate
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You look like an ancient Egyptian
 
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2.65 iirc. Somebody measured my commercial headshot.

It's my aspie stare tbh.
you look good in theory but you almost look like a caricature of an attractive person at least in this video. other pics i've seen of you look good though it could be lens distortion
 
You look like an ancient Egyptian
I'm part Arab so perhaps

you look good in theory but you almost look like a caricature of an attractive person at least in this video. other pics i've seen of you look good though it could be lens distortion
I really do think it's my neoteny and aspie stare. I also have a hard time blinking, so I can go 20 seconds at a time before my subconscious says it's time to blink. Can make my stare even more intense.
 
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2.65 iirc. Somebody measured my commercial headshot.

It's my aspie stare tbh.
2.65 is a lot more than me lol Barrett is 2.30...

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0.3 + 30 + 31 + 32 +33 + 34 + 35 + 36 + 37 + 38 + 39 + 40 + 41 + 42 + 43 + 44 + 45 + 0.6 = 16.9 cm

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6.9 cm midface

16.9 ÷ 6.9 = 2,4492753623188405 aka 2.45

I also have a 80 inch wingspan (measured from the back like in MMA and Basketball) and a 19.3 inch biacromial width at 6'1 1/10 (morning height).
 
2.65 is a lot more than me lol Barrett is 2.30...

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0.3 + 30 + 31 + 32 +33 + 34 + 35 + 36 + 37 + 38 + 39 + 40 + 41 + 42 + 43 + 44 + 45 + 0.6 = 16.9 cm

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6.9 cm midface

16.9 ÷ 6.9 = 2,4492753623188405 aka 2.45

I also have a 80 inch wingspan (measured from the back like in MMA and Basketball) and a 19.3 inch biacromial width at 6'1 1/10 (morning height).
Your face is very wide indeed, it's that my zygos are just that much bigger than yours tbh. Exact same wingspan as me, even though I'm 6'4.5. for me I think my FWHR is a slight failos, my philtrum barely even exists JFL.
 
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Your face is very wide indeed, it's that my zygos are just that much bigger than yours tbh. Exact same wingspan as me, even though I'm 6'4.5. for me I think my FWHR is a slight failos, my philtrum barely even exists JFL.
Yes but don't be sad bro: we are ALL going to make it :')
 
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Yes but don't be sad bro: we are ALL going to make it :')
I mean I'm already a model i don't really care about making it out of inceldom or w.e. lmao. I'm just super aspie (I can't even blink correctly!!!!) and I feel very at home with this community. This is my way of participating.
 
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I mean I'm already a model i don't really care about making it out of inceldom or w.e. lmao. I'm just super aspie (I can't even blink correctly!!!!) and I feel very at home with this community. This is my way of participating.
My psychologist said I should model but Idk, I have some failos like acne scars and Scoliosis + I need to get lean... How old are you?
 
My psychologist said I should model but Idk, I have some failos like acne scars and Scoliosis + I need to get lean... How old are you?
I've seen you, most of the makeup they put on these models will greatly diminish your acne scars. After you get lean (leaner than you think boyo), I actually think you could.
 
My psychologist said I should model but Idk, I have some failos like acne scars and Scoliosis + I need to get lean... How old are you?
I'm currently 25 years old.
 
Stop sucking your cheeks.

You look emaciated. Eat don't starve yourself for modelling gigs

Overall 5.25 PSL here.
 
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Stop sucking your cheeks.

You look emaciated. Eat don't starve yourself for modelling gigs

Overall 5.25 PSL here.
How am I sucking my cheeks when I have the same exact hollows while talking??? Try sucking your cheeks while enunciating a sentence correctly.
 
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How am I sucking my cheeks when I have the same exact hollows while talking??? Try sucking your cheeks while enunciating a sentence correctly.
You look like a cancer patient. I hope you are okay.
 
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Everyone is coping so hard in this thread.

Yes you look uncanny maybe because surgeries or some other reason...

but you look good.

at least chadlite
 
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Everyone is coping so hard in this thread.

Yes you look uncanny maybe because surgeries or some other reason...

but you look good.

at least chadlite
No surgeries, but thanks broski:)
 
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No surgeries, but thanks broski:)

Again you look good but uncanny to the point where even normies would think you had operations.

I would say you had fillers at least. Or just born with a very weird face (doubt that) whatever though again looking good is what matters
 
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Again you look good but uncanny to the point where even normies would think you had operations.

I would say you had fillers at least. Or just born with a very weird face (doubt that) whatever though again looking good is what matters
Tbh the feature I get the most surgery questions on are my lips. But yeah normies do ask about my jaw alot.
 
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Weak chadlite. Strong chadlite irl with ur height (I remember ur tall)
 
You look kinda uncanny because of your cheekbones and jaw and lips.

Without it you could be chadlite but currently you're HTN.

You look better in your selfie
 
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What you see before being raped
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jokes aside you look good 👍
 
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Why do people think android makes you ugly

Nah nigga u were just ugly to begin with
Distortion and inbuilt filters can make you look very different vs irl. Real life is 3d. Pictures are 2d. Maybe, this isn't relevant for you as you aren't a subhuman who needs surgery. But for many of us, if we want to look better IRL, taking this shit into account is important if you don't want to get botched.
 
Everything I've posted on here selfie-wise has been android. Thoughts on this update?

@MakinMogReturns @StreegeReturn @Xangsane @PrinceLuenLeoncur @Pakicel @StrangerDanger @Blackgymmax @gymmaxedhorse @yomama, etc and any other important people I may have missed.
Ratings on here are mostly cope in case you haven't noticed. But all I am gonna say is that I'd be very happy to switch bodies with you.
 
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Everything I've posted on here selfie-wise has been android. Thoughts on this update?

@MakinMogReturns @StreegeReturn @Xangsane @PrinceLuenLeoncur @Pakicel @StrangerDanger @Blackgymmax @gymmaxedhorse @yomama, etc and any other important people I may have missed.
I’ve been rated MTN here and you deff mog me. I’d say your at least HTN. How tall are you?
 
HOnestly not tryna shit on u but this vid just gave me a revelation that harmony>>>>>>bones

You got great bones tho which I think is good but it ain’t easy on the eyes for whatever reason
 
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Ratings on here are mostly cope in case you haven't noticed. But all I am gonna say is that I'd be very happy to switch bodies with you.
OP mog 99% of people that mocked him or thinks mogs him. His bone mass alone mogs huge

His lips shape are uncanny tho. Giga uncanny. Its his most brutal failo. Hes between HTN to low chadlite to me. Autistic ratings but hes def attractive
 
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retarded htn
 
You got striking features which is believe is the main criteria for getting into modelling

Ethnicity?
 
Ratings on here are mostly cope in case you haven't noticed. But all I am gonna say is that I'd be very happy to switch bodies with you.
Yeah this video is more to experiment with harsh lighting. I turned my ring light to maximum to illuminate my features as much as possible. I tend to get much higher rates with more balanced and neutral lighting I find. Example:

My harmony decreases the more my bones pop I realize.
 

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HOnestly not tryna shit on u but this vid just gave me a revelation that harmony>>>>>>bones

You got great bones tho which I think is good but it ain’t easy on the eyes for whatever reason
It's not that simple! Aesthetics isn't really gonna be a mathematical equation. You still need bones to have great harmony!
 
You look kinda uncanny because of your cheekbones and jaw and lips.

Without it you could be chadlite but currently you're HTN.

You look better in your selfie
Yeah because this video was made to have the harshest lighting I could possibly find tbh.
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