Stop saying hey on Tinder and be interesting...

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Everyone who’s had success on Tinder show a interesting or unique opener other than hey, what’s up, or a name flip lmao...
I’ll start off...
 

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i type: i see ur lossuspilled es well my brolossus. Me turbofukky when?
 
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OP's really gonna start this thread with a shit example. This is how it's done:
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what's with this black af1 = thug thing
 
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So men have to come up with an elaborate opener just to get the ball rolling. A simple hi or hey doesn't cut it anymore. Do they want me to put on clown make up and juggle bowling pins for them too? Fucking femoids in 2020 are insane. the ego on these women.
 
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So men have to come up with an elaborate opener just to get the ball rolling. A simple hi or hey doesn't cut it. Do they want me to put on clown make up and juggle bowling pins for them too? Fucking femoids in 2020 are insane. the ego on these women.
No I just like to put a little effort in. Btw my most of my matches I never message or i leave them on likes. I saw black forces and had to get on her ass
 
semi legit but you still shouldn’t be a jester, just be different and interesting but remember looks = number 1 and even to a certain level you can just say hey wanna fuck if ur gl enough..
 
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semi legit but you still shouldn’t be a jester, just be different and interesting but remember looks = number 1 and even to a certain level you can just say hey wanna fuck if ur gl enough..
Yeah but her profile played along with the whole troll mentality.
 
So men have to come up with an elaborate opener just to get the ball rolling. A simple hi or hey doesn't cut it anymore. Do they want me to put on clown make up and juggle bowling pins for them too? Fucking femoids in 2020 are insane. the ego on these women.
you don’t need to see it like that, meh are naturally the pursuers, think about from their perspective tons of simps saying the same shit...

you should try to be more interesting and original... doesn’t mean you have to be some dancing monkey for her, just don’t say boring shit like “hey you’re beautiful”
 
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Yeah but her profile played along with the whole troll mentality.
well it does work it seems for you, i do the same thing because if you’re not chad you have to compensate in every way
 
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you don’t need to see it like that, meh are naturally the pursuers, think about from their perspective tons of simps saying the same shit...

you should try to be more interesting and original... doesn’t mean you have to be some dancing monkey for her, just don’t say boring shit like “hey you’re beautiful”
I’ve never called a girl hot, cute or beautiful lol. Gotta be brutal just like them
 
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True, but if you look good enough, you can say almost anything.
 
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cringed hard reading tbh
 
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well it does work it seems for you, i do the same thing because if you’re not chad you have to compensate in every way
Yeah but I’ve said Boring shit and bitches was like you should text me on snap. Point is if you’re chad or the girl likes you can say whatever whenever
 
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No I just like to put a little effort in. Btw my most of my matches I never message or i leave them on likes. I saw black forces and had to get on her ass

thats bullshit. i'm not putting effort in just to break the ice. if u wanna know the real me lets skip the texting and hook up in person. thats what i would tell that bitch.
 
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True, but if you look good enough, you can say almost anything.
Yeah. Honestly I don’t even message matches tho fuck these hoes lol
 
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I’ve never called a girl hot, cute or beautiful lol. Gotta be brutal just like them
you can compliment them lmfao it’s a good way to get them attatched just only do it when they satisfy your needs and wants and occasionally
 
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thats bullshit. i'm not putting effort in just to break the ice. if u wanna know the real me lets skip the texting and hook up in person. thats what i would tell that bitch.
Lol I just looked at her pic and made an opener no effort involved at all after she replied I said something she replied then I left her on read.
 
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you can compliment them lmfao it’s a good way to get them attatched just only do it when they satisfy your needs and wants and occasionally
Nah I’m good bro. These simps hype girls up enough
 
you don’t need to see it like that, meh are naturally the pursuers, think about from their perspective tons of simps saying the same shit...

you should try to be more interesting and original... doesn’t mean you have to be some dancing monkey for her, just don’t say boring shit like “hey you’re beautiful”

how i act ordinarily is my authentic self. im not gonna act extra quirky and witty just for some bitch on tinder. so fake and cringe. im glad ive never used dating apps. it wouldn't work for me
 
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how i act ordinary is my authentic self. im not gonna act extra quirky and witty just for some bitch on tinder. so fake and cringe. im glad ive never used dating apps. it wouldn't work for me
it’s also hard for me to fake myself but after a while you kinda just become that way naturally and able to talk and flirt much better without it being a conscious effort.
 
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how i act ordinary is my authentic self. im not gonna act extra quirky and witty just for some bitch on tinder. so fake and cringe. im glad ive never used dating apps. it wouldn't work for me
That’s my personality tho. Roasting bitches and making up crazy scenarios. That’s not something I do to kiss ass
 
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what's with this black af1 = thug thing
Niggas who wear black af 1 or beat up white af1 have nothing to lose in life
 
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chad doesn't have to be interesting
 
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When I use tinder with my own photos I barely get any responses whatever I say and have to be really creative.

With my catfish account I get like
-90%response rate with: "Hey"
- 75% response rate with the opener: "I am depressed what should I do to brighten my day"
-40% response rate with the opener: "I am really depressed but your body can make me happy again"

Didnt want to go a step further to test if I could get phone numbers with worse openers since I was disgusted with the results.

With the last 2 openers I got some phone numbers before i deleted tinder.
 
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Well like I said early if the girls likes you can say whatever yo want or be chad lol. Most of the girls I hit off tinder I said something basic or they hit me up first cause they liked me. Most girls on there for validation or they’re bored. Timing is key. Make a tinder late Saturday night and you’ll get some if you decent looks and maybe smv
When I use tinder with my own photos I barely get any responses whatever I say and have to be really creative.

With my catfish account I get like
-90%response rate with: "Hey"
- 75% response rate with the opener: "I am depressed what should I do to brighten my day"
-40% response rate with the opener: "I am really depressed but your body can make me happy again"

Didnt want to go a step further to test if I could get phone numbers with worse openers since I was disgusted with the results.

With the last 2 openers I got some phone numbers before i deleted tinder.
 
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I usually start conversations with "huora" which means whore in english. Sometimes it works sometimes doesnt i honestly dont give a shit.
 
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True even wanna fuck? Is better than hi
 
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I will never jestermaxx for foids knowing Chad can say "dtf?" and fuck
 
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I will never jestermaxx for foids knowing Chad can say "dtf?" and fuck
True I feel it but her profile
was setup in a funny way. I literally said this and one other thing then left her on read...
 
True I feel it but her profile
was setup in a funny way. I literally said this and one other thing then left her on read...
So what was the point of jestermaxxing?
 
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So what was the point of jestermaxxing?
I used tinder when I’m bored and to see how many likes I can get. I don’t use it for pussy anymore. Last girl pretty much stalks me and is still obsessed with me.
 
I used tinder when I’m bored and to see how many likes I can get. I don’t use it for pussy anymore. Last girl pretty much stalks me and is still obsessed with me.
Plus I’m a jester in real life. I make everyone around me laugh and we’ll crack jokes on someone in a heartbeat
 
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post pic of girl u matched op
 
Cope. If she thinks you're hot you can say whatever the fuck you want, even "hi"
 
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Nigga if she likes you it don’t matter whether you say hey or some extremely autistic starter. I always start with “hey how are ya” it ain’t that serious lol
 
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Just have this thought experiment:

If you're hot and you say "hi", the girl is not going to reject you for being boring, because you're hot.

If you're hot and you say something autistic, it can be both a pro or con depending on the girl's sense of humour. But in the end it doesn't matter. You're hot. She wants your sperm.

If you're not hot and say "hi", you're rejected immediately. No wasted time.

If you're not hot and say something autistic, the girl might be amused and lead you on for attention. You're not going to make her pussy wet by being a comedian. Your pictures are what make her wet or dry. Ironically, being straightforward instead of being a jester might actually make her more wet.
 
Nigga if she likes you it don’t matter whether you say hey or some extremely autistic starter. I always start with “hey how are ya” it ain’t that serious lol
I say that multiple times in the thread
 
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Just jestermaxx bro. That way you can put off the ghosting till later.

If they're not messaging you first, forget about it.
 

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