Top three things you shouldn’t be doing as a grown ass man (Part 8)

[Dr. Mog]

Three things I don’t think you should be doing as a grown ass man. Let’s get right into it.

1. Showering for longer than 10 minutes. You should have things to do. You shouldn’t have time to be in the shower for 30 minutes. Don’t you have work to get back to? I mean realistically, what are you really doing in there? Wanking your Wilson? Let the water hit you, wash your ass and get the fuck out. You’re not a girl. Lock in, fuck nigga.

2. Drinking decaf. What the fuck is the point? You’re a grown ass man giving yourself a placebo. If you’re gonna drink coffee, then drink coffee. Taking the caffeine out of it defeats the whole purpose, you fucking dickhead. I have spoken.

3. Being a backseat driver. Honestly, I’ma say it for the people that can’t shut the fuck up and let me drive. I’m a grown ass man so I know what I’m doing, and you’re a grown ass man so if you don’t like it, you shouldn’t have gotten in my damn car.

And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s window shopping. You’re a grown ass fucking man. You came in the mall just to look around? You don’t have to make these grand gestures. You can just tell us you don’t have any fucking money in your bank account. Broke ahh nigga.

@Glorious King @Mogs Me @registerfasterusing @Centurion Hunter @petsmart

 

[Reinhard_Heini]

Three things I don’t think you should be doing as a grown ass man. Let’s get right into it.

1. Showering for longer than 10 minutes. You should have things to do. You shouldn’t have time to be in the shower for 30 minutes. Don’t you have work to get back to? I mean realistically, what are you really doing in there? Wanking your Wilson? Let the water hit you, wash your ass and get the fuck out. You’re not a girl. Lock in, fuck nigga.

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2. Drinking decaf. What the fuck is the point? You’re a grown ass man giving yourself a placebo. If you’re gonna drink coffee, then drink coffee. Taking the caffeine out of it defeats the whole purpose, you fucking dickhead. I have spoken.

Coffee is based, but depends which one it would be, there are some different sorts of them

3. Being a backseat driver. Honestly, I’ma say it for the people that can’t shut the fuck up and let me drive. I’m a grown ass man so I know what I’m doing, and you’re a grown ass man so if you don’t like it, you shouldn’t have gotten in my damn car.

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And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s window shopping. You’re a grown ass fucking man. You came in the mall just to look around? You don’t have to make these grand gestures. You can just tell us you don’t have any fucking money in your bank account. Broke ahh nigga.

@Glorious King @Mogs Me @registerfasterusing @Centurion Hunter @petsmart

 

[Kind soul]

I am freshly 18 can I bath for 20 minutes?

 

[Mogs Me]

Playing music while showering

 

[Blasian-K]

Cheese pulls should be added! No grown-ass man should be oohing and ahhing when they see a cheese pull on their feed.

 

[registerfasterusing]

1. Shower

 

[Dr. Mog]

I am freshly 18

Being a grown ass man isn’t necessarily confined to your age. If you are Mexican for example your grown man life starts at 12.

 

[IronMike]

Three things I don’t think you should be doing as a grown ass man. Let’s get right into it.

1. Showering for longer than 10 minutes. You should have things to do. You shouldn’t have time to be in the shower for 30 minutes. Don’t you have work to get back to? I mean realistically, what are you really doing in there? Wanking your Wilson? Let the water hit you, wash your ass and get the fuck out. You’re not a girl. Lock in, fuck nigga.

2. Drinking decaf. What the fuck is the point? You’re a grown ass man giving yourself a placebo. If you’re gonna drink coffee, then drink coffee. Taking the caffeine out of it defeats the whole purpose, you fucking dickhead. I have spoken.

3. Being a backseat driver. Honestly, I’ma say it for the people that can’t shut the fuck up and let me drive. I’m a grown ass man so I know what I’m doing, and you’re a grown ass man so if you don’t like it, you shouldn’t have gotten in my damn car.

And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s window shopping. You’re a grown ass fucking man. You came in the mall just to look around? You don’t have to make these grand gestures. You can just tell us you don’t have any fucking money in your bank account. Broke ahh nigga.

@Glorious King @Mogs Me @registerfasterusing @Centurion Hunter @petsmart

I shower for 45 minutes sometimes

 

[registerfasterusing]

I shower for 45 minutes sometimes

My showers are an hour long cuz of ocd so I quit showering entirely. It’s been like 2 months since I last showered