How can I use steroids to get muscular while minimizing side effects as much as possible?

[Deleted member 6512]

i mog you to another galaxy

no mog a nadie, maricón asqueroso.
You look like a tall lesbian, you redhead subhuman.

 

[Deleted member 5292]

no mog a nadie, maricón asqueroso.
You look like a tall lesbian, you redhead subhuman.

you are nobody next to me. You didnt post any pic, idiotic manlet. I can crush your skull easily. And I am blonde, stupid manlet.

 

[Deleted member 5292]

no mma for your legs, manlet

 

[Deleted member 6512]

you are nobody next to me. You didnt post any pic, idiotic manlet. I can crush your skull easily. And I am blonde, stupid manlet.

You are not blonde you ugly faggot your hair are red and jfl at posting pics here and turning into a living meme for aspies like you. You can't crush shit with your tiny ass wrists. No gym for your bones.

 

[stillsteppin]

also

mogged.com kucked.me

I wasn’t tryna hate on bruh but if you read his posts on gym threads for the past couple of months you’d think he’s the resident gymcel of the forum with a developed physique and years of *practical* knowledge yet this thread jfl

 

[Deleted member 5292]

You are not blonde you ugly faggot your hair are red and jfl at posting pics here and turning into a living meme for aspies like you. You can't crush shit with your tiny ass wrists. No gym for your bones.
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I everythingmog you to another planet manlet.

 

[Deleted member 6512]

I everythingmog you to another planet manlet.

Keep coping wristcel

 

[Deleted member 5292]

Keep coping wristcel

Keep coping femurcel

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

Use trenbolone, i've heard it's safest anabolic androgenic steroid around. trust me bro

 

[Deleted member 10913]

I know that a few people told me to do it in my rating thread back in August, but I wasn't ready to accept the truth back then:

Rate me (22 year old, 6 foot 4, white)

I have never had any success with women even though I taller than most men and my jaw is also better than most men in my area but I still don't look good. What I really want to know is this: What features am I missing to be really good looking and do well on dating apps? I tried really hard to...

looksmax.org

Now I understand that there is a reason why I am still skinny fat, weak and at the same weight after years of weightlifting experience, I should already be gymmaxxed by now but because of my low total testosterone levels of 533 ng/dl, and my bad genetics, I remain stuck with 11 inch arms and a 14.5 inch neck at a height of 6 foot 4 and an age of 22. It is extremely awkward and embarassing to still have the body of child as an adult.

Not only that, but I feel less masculine also and less dominant and I always have very low energy levels and this pisses me off because no matter how hard I train, I still look and feel like lazy guy who has never touched a weight in his life.

I've seen videos on youtube by Greg Doucette about how to do a steroid cycle and how to maintain your gains post cycle and I was wondering if your advice will be similar to his or better and how I can be sure that I am making the best cycle possible to maximize results while minimizing side effects, I don't want to make it worse but I really need this, I don't think I can ever get an aesthetic muscular body as a natural. While with steroids, according to Greg Doucette, you can get the equivalent of 5 years of natural training in a 12 week cycle.

That 12 week cycle alone would be enough to make me able to get laid on Tinder, I'd still do more cycles though to become even bigger of course but I absolutely need that shortcut, I don't want to waste more time. Also, where is the best place to buy the drugs? Some people say to buy it from guys at the gym but others say that it is too risky to do that and you need to get the drugs from a doctor however I don't know where I would find such a doctor who isn't going to say no, just getting my testosterone blood test was already very difficult on its own since my doctor didn't want to do it at first.

Also, I apologize for all the times I said wrong things about fitness and steroids, I was just repeating things that I read online like a parrot, I didn't actually know what I was saying and I know that now. If I had realized this 4 years ago when I started, I'm sure that I wouldn't be a kissless virgin at 22.

Here are pictures of my shitty 4 year transformation to give you an idea of how terrible my genetics are:

i saw one thread of you where you was pretty much against roids, something i agree with. i have not read the text but wat is your reason for a change of mind?

 

[bl0odyme5s]

I know that a few people told me to do it in my rating thread back in August, but I wasn't ready to accept the truth back then:

Rate me (22 year old, 6 foot 4, white)

I have never had any success with women even though I taller than most men and my jaw is also better than most men in my area but I still don't look good. What I really want to know is this: What features am I missing to be really good looking and do well on dating apps? I tried really hard to...

looksmax.org

Now I understand that there is a reason why I am still skinny fat, weak and at the same weight after years of weightlifting experience, I should already be gymmaxxed by now but because of my low total testosterone levels of 533 ng/dl, and my bad genetics, I remain stuck with 11 inch arms and a 14.5 inch neck at a height of 6 foot 4 and an age of 22. It is extremely awkward and embarassing to still have the body of child as an adult.

Not only that, but I feel less masculine also and less dominant and I always have very low energy levels and this pisses me off because no matter how hard I train, I still look and feel like lazy guy who has never touched a weight in his life.

I've seen videos on youtube by Greg Doucette about how to do a steroid cycle and how to maintain your gains post cycle and I was wondering if your advice will be similar to his or better and how I can be sure that I am making the best cycle possible to maximize results while minimizing side effects, I don't want to make it worse but I really need this, I don't think I can ever get an aesthetic muscular body as a natural. While with steroids, according to Greg Doucette, you can get the equivalent of 5 years of natural training in a 12 week cycle.

That 12 week cycle alone would be enough to make me able to get laid on Tinder, I'd still do more cycles though to become even bigger of course but I absolutely need that shortcut, I don't want to waste more time. Also, where is the best place to buy the drugs? Some people say to buy it from guys at the gym but others say that it is too risky to do that and you need to get the drugs from a doctor however I don't know where I would find such a doctor who isn't going to say no, just getting my testosterone blood test was already very difficult on its own since my doctor didn't want to do it at first.

Also, I apologize for all the times I said wrong things about fitness and steroids, I was just repeating things that I read online like a parrot, I didn't actually know what I was saying and I know that now. If I had realized this 4 years ago when I started, I'm sure that I wouldn't be a kissless virgin at 22.

Here are pictures of my shitty 4 year transformation to give you an idea of how terrible my genetics are:

your 6'4 and trying to gain muscle naturally dude your crazy. I am 6'3 roids ascend us tall looksmaxers. A cycle of just test will give the least side effects and in my opinion give great results

 

[Alesund]

Chin Ups: 4 reps
Barbell Curls: 60 lb for 7 reps (biceps still as small as when I could only do 10 lbs)
Tricep Extensions: 20 lbs for 10 reps (did this one only a few times)
Overhead Press 1RM: 92.5 lb (shoulders same size as when I could only do a third of that)
Bench Press 1RM: 122.5 lb (chest same size as when I could only do a fourth of that)
Pendlay Row 1RM: 135 lb (back has never gotten bigger)
Squat 1RM: 165 lb (legs are the same size as when I couldn't do the bar)
Deadlift 1RM: 225 lb (legs are the same size as when I could only do 100 lbs.

Conclusion: Poverty genetics (thank you mom and dad)

Best example of why you shouldn't listen to armchair specialists like this dipshit-he has hundreds of posts on gymcelling where he repeats shit that Greg "the maingaining retard" Faggete said like a parrot and treats it like a gospel, even though he has NO personal experience on the subject. I was anorexic @ 125lb at one point and I could dp all of these lifts after a few weeks of weightlifting, you just don't eat enough and train like a little bitch, end of discussion. Going on a cycle when you haven't even hit 1/2/3/4 and don't even REMOTELY look like you work out is a disaster waiting to happen.

 

[randomuser2407]

Best example of why you shouldn't listen to armchair specialists like this dipshit-he has hundreds of posts on gymcelling where he repeats shit that Greg "the maingaining retard" Faggete said like a parrot and treats it like a gospel, even though he has NO personal experience on the subject. I was anorexic @ 125lb at one point and I could dp all of these lifts after a few weeks of weightlifting, you just don't eat enough and train like a little bitch, end of discussion. Going on a cycle when you haven't even hit 1/2/3/4 and don't even REMOTELY look like you work out is a disaster waiting to happen.

I agree, you're right, it's best that I don't give advice based on what I read but instead, based on what I have experienced, and in this topic, I am not experienced enough to give valuable advice. All I should do is point people towards the right youtube channels where real lifetime naturals teach useful advice that works for natural lifters, instead of simply parotting what they say to make myself look like an expert. I was too immature to realize this in the past and I am sorry for that.

 

[randomuser2407]

Best example of why you shouldn't listen to armchair specialists like this dipshit-he has hundreds of posts on gymcelling where he repeats shit that Greg "the maingaining retard" Faggete said like a parrot and treats it like a gospel, even though he has NO personal experience on the subject. I was anorexic @ 125lb at one point and I could dp all of these lifts after a few weeks of weightlifting, you just don't eat enough and train like a little bitch, end of discussion. Going on a cycle when you haven't even hit 1/2/3/4 and don't even REMOTELY look like you work out is a disaster waiting to happen.

I don't train like a little bitch, but I just lack consistency, because I lack self discipline, because I go to sleep really late and then I am forced to wake up really early, so the lack of sleep makes me want to skip workouts which makes me reset my progress constantly, so I do train hard but not for a long enough period of time and not with enough recovery to reach my goals. And, yes, in the beginning, when I started lifting, I didn't train hard, but it's because I didn't know how much I could train before it was too much, so I did way too little volume and too little exercises, but I don't do that anymore.

 

[Alesund]

I don't train like a little bitch, but I just lack consistency, because I lack self discipline, because I go to sleep really late and then I am forced to wake up really early, so the lack of sleep makes me want to skip workouts which makes me reset my progress constantly, so I do train hard but not for a long enough period of time and not with enough recovery to reach my goals. And, yes, in the beginning, when I started lifting, I didn't train hard, but it's because I didn't know how much I could train before it was too much, so I did way too little volume and too little exercises, but I don't do that anymore.

Well, you at least admit to your past mistakes. I can respect that. What are you current stats? Are you anywhere near your physique goal?

 

[Deleted member 14160]

Well, you at least admit to your past mistakes. I can respect that. What are you current stats? Are you anywhere near your physique goal?

fuarkkk who is that absolute mogger in ur avi