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Some users on threads, such as @repiles , @LiteralCaucasian and @slavcelchinceljawcel have brought up how climate affects your facial aesthetics.
PART 1
WARNING: INCOMING AUTISM!
This thread may also interest @PrinceLuenLeoncur @justinzayn and @Moneymaxerr
As racist as it sounds, users have unanimously agreed that if the vast majority of your ancestors were from a cool, temperate climate, you would have the best facial aesthetics. I personally do not agree, since it is racist and there are Chads of every race.
If you're Latino, this will be covered in another part. If you're mixed race, the midpoint of where your paternal and maternal ancestors would be considered for your "facial climate zone". For example, my mother's ancestors were mostly from the British Isles (Cfb/cool temperate), and my father's were from Southwest Asia (BWh/hot desert), so the midpoint is in Turkey (Cwa/subtropical), so according to this logic I have a subtropical climate-adapted face.
This logic won't work for Mestizos (midpoint is the Atlantic Ocean) but it would for mulattos (midpoint is North Africa) and hapas (midpoint is in Central Russia/Central Asia).
HERE'S A HANDY CALCULATOR IF YOU'RE MIXED RACE. USE THE START AND END POINTS AS THE PLACES YOUR PARENTS' ANCESTORS CAME FROM. IF YOU'RE TRIRACIAL OR QUADRACIAL, DO IT TWICE TO INCLUDE YOUR GRANDPARENTS (START WITH THEM FIRST).
Taking me as an example, I used both my parents' ancestral places to come up with the midpoint:
Zonguldak has a humid subtropical climate.
In an ideal world, where would you prefer to evolve?
Here's the world climate map:
And here's what these three-letter legends/codes mean:
To put it simply:
TYPE A (TROPICAL)
AF (Tropical rainforest climate)
Aw (Tropical savanna)
TYPE B (DESERT)
BWh (hot desert)
BWk (cool desert)
TYPE C (TEMPERATE)
Csa/Csb (Mediterranean, hot summer)
Cfa (Subtropical)
Cfb/Cfc (Oceanic, cool temperate)
PART 2 COMING UP IN A MOMENT.
PART 1
WARNING: INCOMING AUTISM!
This thread may also interest @PrinceLuenLeoncur @justinzayn and @Moneymaxerr
As racist as it sounds, users have unanimously agreed that if the vast majority of your ancestors were from a cool, temperate climate, you would have the best facial aesthetics. I personally do not agree, since it is racist and there are Chads of every race.
If you're Latino, this will be covered in another part. If you're mixed race, the midpoint of where your paternal and maternal ancestors would be considered for your "facial climate zone". For example, my mother's ancestors were mostly from the British Isles (Cfb/cool temperate), and my father's were from Southwest Asia (BWh/hot desert), so the midpoint is in Turkey (Cwa/subtropical), so according to this logic I have a subtropical climate-adapted face.
This logic won't work for Mestizos (midpoint is the Atlantic Ocean) but it would for mulattos (midpoint is North Africa) and hapas (midpoint is in Central Russia/Central Asia).
HERE'S A HANDY CALCULATOR IF YOU'RE MIXED RACE. USE THE START AND END POINTS AS THE PLACES YOUR PARENTS' ANCESTORS CAME FROM. IF YOU'RE TRIRACIAL OR QUADRACIAL, DO IT TWICE TO INCLUDE YOUR GRANDPARENTS (START WITH THEM FIRST).
Halfway between two cities
Calculate the geographic midpoint between cities based on actual driving directions and find a meeting point.
www.travelmath.com
Taking me as an example, I used both my parents' ancestral places to come up with the midpoint:
The halfway point between English Town and HOT DESERT PLACE is:
Zonguldak, Turkey
Zonguldak has a humid subtropical climate.
In an ideal world, where would you prefer to evolve?
Here's the world climate map:
And here's what these three-letter legends/codes mean:
To put it simply:
- A = tropical
- B = desert/steppe (can be hot or cold)
- C = temperate
- D = continental (warm summers with deep freezing winters)
- E = polar
TYPE A (TROPICAL)
AF (Tropical rainforest climate)
Aw (Tropical savanna)
TYPE B (DESERT)
BWh (hot desert)
BWk (cool desert)
TYPE C (TEMPERATE)
Csa/Csb (Mediterranean, hot summer)
Notice how India isn't included:
Cfa (Subtropical)
Cfb/Cfc (Oceanic, cool temperate)
PART 2 COMING UP IN A MOMENT.
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