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the reason nordics have small lips is because larger lips make you more prone to frostbite, and our ancestors survived the ice-age.
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What climate do we look most adapted for?the reason nordics have small lips is because larger lips make you more prone to frostbite, and our ancestors survived the ice-age.
the area of the world you've got your characteristics from is similar to the mediterranean hence why there's a bit of overlap.What climate do we look most adapted for?
I calculated the midpoint region (start and end points are where my mum and dad's ancestors came from) to get the overall climate zone:the area of the world you've got your characteristics from is similar to the mediterranean hence why there's a bit of overlap.
Gonna do a few midpoint calculations for my facial climate zone as I'm bored.
I got:
Overall, my face is adapted for subtropical climates.
- Zonguldak, Turkey (Cfa/subtropical)
- Luleburgaz, Turkey (Csa/Mediterranean hot summer)
- Istanbul, Turkey (Cfa/subtropical)
- Karabuk, Turkey (Cfa/subtropical)
@PrinceLuenLeoncur @JohnDoe @Moneymaxerr
My dad is from a BWh climate zone, haha.hot and dry summers mean more pigmentation,
I rarely burn from the sun. Once I accidentally went outside without sun protection as I was rushing, and I felt a little tingle on my arm. Didn't peel and I turned brown very quickly.melanin protects you from sun damage,
The ET/EF climate regions are all rice phenos though, JFL. Even the Dfc (subarctic) Caucasoid phenos are rice shifted.there's also some phenotypes that have deeper set/smaller eyes and more prominent brow ridges in that part of the world, this is likely due to dust, nordics have similar features to deal with snow/rain.
@ArboristPART 2
TYPE D (CONTINENTAL)
Dwa/Dfa/Dwb/Dfb (Warm summers with freezing winters)
Dwc/Dfc (Subarctic)
TYPE E (POLAR)
Do you notice any pattern? Which climate would you prefer to evolve in?
Spices in general are pretty terrible and toxic
How could India develop such a shitty diet
I mean they eat little protein, 90% of their food is spice + weird powders and they cook their vegetables for too much time which drains their nutrients I've never eat Indian food and I dont doubt its good, but it looks very bad nutritionally so the question is: what are the historical...looksmax.orgDoes anyone here like Indian cuisine?
looksmax.orgwhat's the hype behind indian food
never had any in my life, cause I literally only ever ate pizza for years. I'm tired of pizza , after today I'm gonna go out and eat actual different shit that's not dominos and little Caesars so I want to learn if indian shit is really good, normies make it seem like it's a god send, but...looksmax.orgWhy is European Food so Bland? - Curry Moggs tbh tbh.
Jfl Imagine not eating meat, cream, and cheese Jfl Imagine not drinking full fat raw [choco :feelsohh:] milk Jfl Imagine eating a diet that consists mostly of rice, vegetables, and spicy diarrhea sauce and then complaining when you get mogged and enslaved by Chads with superior genes, lifestyle...looksmax.org
List of European cuisines - Wikipedia
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@gammaMediterranean cuisine - Wikipedia
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@med bvlls
@TsarTsar444Balkan cuisine - Wikipedia
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@BalkanPig
@Chintuck22
@Syobevoli
@Lihito
@Thompsonz I guess? Ikd @slavcels / @gopniksEastern European cuisine - Wikipedia
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JFL they literally invented ALL modern cooking @Marsiere214
French cuisine - Wikipedia
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[German too]Central European cuisine - Wikipedia
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German cuisine - Wikipedia
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Swedish cuisine - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org@lutte @Danish_RetardNorwegian cuisine - Wikipedia
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Ok maybe not this one tbh ngl...British cuisine - Wikipedia
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sorry @ukcels
W A R N I N G :
AUTISM MODE HAS BEEN RE-ACTIVATED.
This is the part where Ikindago offtopic & just use the rest of this thread as an excuse to verant about the dangers of the veganpill.
So giga-sperg warning if I often "rape your eyes" and/or make your head hurt with my aspie tier threads.
Or just dnrd and laugh at all the curry jokes instead if that's your thing I guess idk.
Jfl Imagine unironically thinking food that looks and tastes like spicy diarrhea is good
Jfl Imagine eating rice with spicy diarrhea cooked in vegetable oil
Jfl Imagine eating vegetables cooked in spicy diarrhea sauce
Jfl Imagine eating a diet like this for generation after generation and legit thinking no harm would ever come from it
JFL @literally eating curry / @USER0213 / @2000
JFL @You probably being legit a @Short Ugly and Brown cuck like @2000 Dev if you do [[ISPOILER]literally eat curry[/ISPOILER]]
Ugh just look at this shit bruh
JFL I've had shits from Taco Bell that look better than that bruh wtf
yeah sure it tastes *ok* I guess tbh
but...
That's only because they put soo many fucking spices and shit to cover up the poor quality of what's already just shit food, and the actual taste of the food itself just ends up being masked in a sea of muddy spicy peppers.
Jfl and said "food" even ends up looking just like literal shit too.
Plus you can't even enjoy the taste of the meat [[ISPOILER]assuming there even was any[/ISPOILER][ISPOILER][/ispoiler][ISPOILER], unless we're talking about Pakistani food tbf @CFW432[/ISPOILER]] without burning your tongue and then getting giga heartburn
not to mention...
FUCK NO am I ever eating that diarrhea on a plate
JFL my asshole's gonna be doing this all day
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe the reason why Indian "food" is giga notorious for being so hard to digest is simply because it's actually just not good for you?
Jfl Imagine not eating meat, cream, and cheese
Jfl Imagine not drinkingfull fatraw [choco ] milk
Jfl Imagine unironically eating a diet that consists mostly of rice, vegetables, and spicy diarrhea sauce for literally hundreds of years and then complaining when you get mogged and enslaved by Chads with superior genes, lifestyle, and diet...
[[ISPOILER]yes Ik muh colonialism muh racism muh etc.-isms but I already gave you niggas an easy fix to this problem^ so you can just keep complaining about it all day long instead of actually doing something to fix it if you really want but it's up to you I don't even care bruh[/ISPOILER]]
WHY SOUTH ASIAN ARE INCELS ITS DUE TO GENETICS GTFIH
TLDR: most skinny fat race so they can survive the famines. Narrow frames due to Bergmans law (northen people have wider frames due to the climate whilst southern people have narrower taller builds) High myostatin the hormone that prevents muscle growth :feelswah: low androgens so they...looksmax.org
*EMERGENCY* CURRYCEL INTERVENTION FOR DEVANSH AND HIS 3rd ALT @2000 - [BRUTAL] Klinefelter/Hormone PILL [Suifuel] [Ropefuel] [ERfuel] करी ies GTFIH!!!
Rip @2000 :lul: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome in indian/curry language so you understand Now Ik you might ask: "b- buh- but Chaddyboi Chaddybhai how u even know Dev has Klinefelter syndrome?":feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh: Well... -Dev is nearly hairless and...looksmax.org
no shit.
@volcelfatcel @WannabeJock @currylightskin
milftier milkerstbh
मदार bobs
[[ISPOILER]yes I google translated that[/ISPOILER]]
Ironic considering you people actually used to eat beef up until relatively recent history and the only reason they were ever considered sacred was because they were specifically meant to sacrificed and eaten by your Brahmin priests.
From Ramayana to the scriptures, it's clear India has a long history of eating meat
The Vedas refer to about 50 animals deemed fit for sacrifice and, by inference, for eating.scroll.inStudy shows ancient Hindus ate meat-heavy food
Only days ago, there was big news that the ancient Harappan people had lived on meat-heavy food. Most simple Indian Hindus found the news startling and disturbing. They kept saying the researchers may have gone somewhere wrong in methods of digging out facts. The findings indicate that ‘Induswww.dailypioneer.com
Imagine how weak and feeble minded a people must be to let the influence of just one man continue to manipulate their opinions to this very day, especially one that's literally detrimental to their very own health.
History of vegetarianism - Wikipedia
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and this is probably gonna be the best part for you cucked cocksucking faggot, abused subhuman sub-abo dalit jungle nigger, kutte kutte dogbitch vermin and swine, vegans...
@cloUder @lutte @FastBananaCEOTake the Sv3rigepill - Considering Eating Raw Meat [Maybe Blood Too]... @Lutte
@lutte https://looksmax.org/threads/fruits-poison-end.50146/ https://looksmax.org/threads/fruits-are-a-meme-food.18259/ https://looksmax.org/threads/guide-for-extreme-weight-loss.14847/ I'm legit considering going full primal raw carnivore. I could probably source fresh high quality organic...looksmax.org
Just remember broyos...
We're meant to eat food only so that we can live healthy and strong,
Not because it just "tastes good".
[ISPOILER] [/ISPOILER]
@BiggdinkPART 2
TYPE D (CONTINENTAL)
Dwa/Dfa/Dwb/Dfb (Warm summers with freezing winters)
Dwc/Dfc (Subarctic)
TYPE E (POLAR)
Do you notice any pattern? Which climate would you prefer to evolve in?
don't forget to take into account that the climate was different in the past, it's not very stable, a lot of current characteristics are the result of past events, i.e long-term droughts, famine, ice-ages.@Arborist
So for example you'd place Sinids in the subarctic category?don't forget to take into account that the climate was different in the past, it's not very stable, a lot of current characteristics are the result of past events, i.e long-term droughts, famine, ice-ages.
asian type eyes for example (they have an additional epicanthic fold) are the result of the harsh climate in most of ancient china.
tungids are the subarctic asian form.So for example you'd place Sinids in the subarctic category?
I might make two threads that split all Caucasoid and all Mongoloid types into their climate zones (Negroids are usually only found in tropical zones).tungids are the subarctic asian form.
and also the most based form.
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africans are the hardest because we don't really know what went on in their continent during most of their evolutionary history, hard to tell why they have some traits, they also moved about a lot due to tribal wars and general hunter gatherer lifestyle.I might make two threads that split all Caucasoid and all Mongoloid types into their climate zones (Negroids are usually only found in tropical zones).
@PrinceLuenLeoncur might know one or two things about this.africans are the hardest because we don't really know what went on in their continent during most of their evolutionary history, hard to tell why they have some traits, they also moved about a lot due to tribal wars and general hunter gatherer lifestyle.
probably the most fulfilling lifestyle to be honest, won't mind being reincarnated as bushman.
looks fine as it is, just a bit lacking for most of africa, but that's expected because the information just doesn't really exist.@PrinceLuenLeoncur might know one or two things about this.
Which parts of the thread I made would you change?
It would be nice if African phenotypes were studied just as in depth like Caucasoid and Mongoloid phenotypes on the Internet.looks fine as it is, just a bit lacking for most of africa, but that's expected because the information just doesn't really exist.
there's probably undescribed phenotypes in africa too, since it's poorly documented.
I trained myself to stop eating for taste after going raw primal for about a year, but even before that I've always had trouble with spicy food ngl.Curries catered for a Muslim palette with meat and Arabian Peninsula cuisine mog. I can't eat food without spices!
Other cuisines such as Caribbean cuisine and other Asian cuisines (as long as they have meat inside) taste so delicious as well
Levantine cuisine is good but it can be a little tame
I've tried tahdig once a few years back.I trained myself to stop eating for taste after going raw primal for about a year, but even before that I've always had trouble with spicy food ngl.
You should try Persian food tbh
@Erik-JónOhnono, officially over for my finnish mongolbros!
My father = hot desert (BWh)Mine is subtropical (already knew) but am glad I belong to the middle phenos because the other 2 (I assume the top is some sort of Armenian adjacent person) are shit
In the subtropical phenosMy father = hot desert (BWh)
My mother = cool temperate (Cfb)
Using the midpoints of where my parents were from (ancestry wise) it balances out to subtropical (Cfa).
Which other two?
What climate zone face do I have, do you think?In the subtropical phenos
Subtropical with hints of oceanicWhat climate zone face do I have, do you think?
What are my subtropical and oceanic traits?Subtropical with hints of oceanic
I change my mind. Mediterranean and oceanic. Mediterranean forehead height and soft tissue as well as skin. Oceanic eye colorWhat are my subtropical and oceanic traits?
Gotcha. What made you change your mind?I change my mind. Mediterranean and oceanic. Mediterranean forehead height and soft tissue as well as skin. Oceanic eye color
You should try our koobideh kabab too when you get the chanceI've tried tahdig once a few years back.
Facial proportionsGotcha. What made you change your mind?
Yesis there a “mountain” climate? Like the Caucasus, northern Iran, Afghanistan, and pakistan
Anything else?Facial proportions
Size of eyes mouth and lipsAnything else?
So overall I'm suited to warm and dry climates?Size of eyes mouth and lips
Yes your pheno is common of those peopleSo overall I'm suited to warm and dry climates?
No wonder I have a nasty cold right now...Yes your pheno is common of those people
I look like the middle guy in the subtropical phenos (Eurafricanid pheno). When I moved to the South my health improved. My skin would glow even without washing it, my hair grew healthier, and I turned into a high T beast, going on slaying sprees and seeing up to 3 girls in the same day.No wonder I have a nasty cold right now...
I wonder why is it during winter, the hospitals seem to have a lot of black and south Asian patients.I look like the middle guy in the subtropical phenos (Eurafricanid pheno). When I moved to the South my health improved. My skin would glow even without washing it, my hair grew healthier, and I turned into a high T beast, going on slaying sprees and seeing up to 3 girls in the same day.
Now I live in a humid continental climate with warm summers and cold winters. My skin is always either oily or cracking, hair cannot get styled perfectly anymore, and I couldn't give two shits about fucking (well by my standards anyway). May be placebo but for me climate pill is reall
more of a rhetorical question, you should include it in part 2
Wider faces.more of a rhetorical question, you should include it in part 2
whichever you evolved forWould be interesting to learn which climate will give you optimal looks
very intersting, gwograpbical midway point of lithuania and algeria is italy, venice, and bull said i look italianSome users on threads, such as @repiles , @LiteralCaucasian and @slavcelchinceljawcel have brought up how climate affects your facial aesthetics.
PART 1
WARNING: INCOMING AUTISM!
This thread may also interest @PrinceLuenLeoncur @justinzayn and @Moneymaxerr
As racist as it sounds, users have unanimously agreed that if the vast majority of your ancestors were from a cool, temperate climate, you would have the best facial aesthetics. I personally do not agree, since it is racist and there are Chads of every race.
If you're Latino, this will be covered in another part. If you're mixed race, the midpoint of where your paternal and maternal ancestors would be considered for your "facial climate zone". For example, my mother's ancestors were mostly from the British Isles (Cfb/cool temperate), and my father's were from Southwest Asia (BWh/hot desert), so the midpoint is in Turkey (Cwa/subtropical), so according to this logic I have a subtropical climate-adapted face.
This logic won't work for Mestizos (midpoint is the Atlantic Ocean) but it would for mulattos (midpoint is North Africa) and hapas (midpoint is in Central Russia/Central Asia).
HERE'S A HANDY CALCULATOR IF YOU'RE MIXED RACE. USE THE START AND END POINTS AS THE PLACES YOUR PARENTS' ANCESTORS CAME FROM. IF YOU'RE TRIRACIAL OR QUADRACIAL, DO IT TWICE TO INCLUDE YOUR GRANDPARENTS (START WITH THEM FIRST).
Halfway between two cities
Calculate the geographic midpoint between cities based on actual driving directions and find a meeting point.www.travelmath.com
Taking me as an example, I used both my parents' ancestral places to come up with the midpoint:
The halfway point between English Town and HOT DESERT PLACE is:
Zonguldak, Turkey
Zonguldak has a humid subtropical climate.
In an ideal world, where would you prefer to evolve?
Here's the world climate map:
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And here's what these three-letter legends/codes mean:
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To put it simply:
Now, let's see the average faces (OLD WORLD ONLY, NEW WORLD/LATINOS WILL BE COVERED IN ANOTHER POST IN THIS THREAD) of each of the climate zones:
- A = tropical
- B = desert/steppe (can be hot or cold)
- C = temperate
- D = continental (warm summers with deep freezing winters)
- E = polar
TYPE A (TROPICAL)
AF (Tropical rainforest climate)
Aw (Tropical savanna)
TYPE B (DESERT)
BWh (hot desert)
BWk (cool desert)
TYPE C (TEMPERATE)
Csa/Csb (Mediterranean, hot summer)
Notice how India isn't included:
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Cfa (Subtropical)
Cfb/Cfc (Oceanic, cool temperate)
PART 2 COMING UP IN A MOMENT.
I did it with my parents' countries of ethnic origin:very intersting, gwograpbical midway point of lithuania and algeria is italy, venice, and bull said i look italian