Xangsane
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Do you remember my Grannyfish experiment I carried out on Tinder last month, featuring this 64-year-old widowed barrister looking for young, muscular men?
Well then, let's meet the average guy who would happily have sex with a granny in 2022.
Let's call him Alex.
To come up with Alex's face, I averaged out the faces of her 230 matches on MultiFaceBlender (this took an entire week, about 10 minutes a day), and this was the result:
He's quite good-looking, right?
Let's figure out what his stats would be, based on the most typical characteristics I observed with Joyce's matches:
It's absolutely eye-opening that young, fit, good-looking men are open to having sex with much older women, but I believe it's because Joyce is a high-status woman (she's a barrister working for a top London court.) If Joyce were a stay-at-home mother with 3 single children, I think Alex would be a subhuman fatcel.
Now let's compare Alex to the average University rower from my Uni (many of whom have white Becky or Asian/hapa girlfriends.) We'll call him Colin:
Colin wouldn't be anywhere near as muscular as Alex. He'd be an ectomorph with broad shoulders and a bit of muscle, but that's about it. Bear in mind I saw NPCs with his face walk around the Uni campus back when I studied.
As you can see, as well as bodymogging, Alex mogs Colin to oblivion facially. Colin has a cuck jaw, horseface and shit canthal tilt:
There is no university degree for Colin's face. Alex slays while Colin rots.
And this is the average face of a Chad-chaser on Tinder, who wants relationships and sex with prettyboy students:
If guys like Alex have to go dumpster diving for grandmas in 2022, it's truly over for Ychromosomecels. Female hypergamy and SMV is rising exponentially, and male SMV, including Chad SMV, is tanking like crazy.
Well then, let's meet the average guy who would happily have sex with a granny in 2022.
Let's call him Alex.
To come up with Alex's face, I averaged out the faces of her 230 matches on MultiFaceBlender (this took an entire week, about 10 minutes a day), and this was the result:
He's quite good-looking, right?
Let's figure out what his stats would be, based on the most typical characteristics I observed with Joyce's matches:
- Age: 24
- Education: Sixth form college
- Job: Average 9-5 job
- Height: above 6' tall
- Body type: Whatever this is:
It's absolutely eye-opening that young, fit, good-looking men are open to having sex with much older women, but I believe it's because Joyce is a high-status woman (she's a barrister working for a top London court.) If Joyce were a stay-at-home mother with 3 single children, I think Alex would be a subhuman fatcel.
Now let's compare Alex to the average University rower from my Uni (many of whom have white Becky or Asian/hapa girlfriends.) We'll call him Colin:
Colin wouldn't be anywhere near as muscular as Alex. He'd be an ectomorph with broad shoulders and a bit of muscle, but that's about it. Bear in mind I saw NPCs with his face walk around the Uni campus back when I studied.
As you can see, as well as bodymogging, Alex mogs Colin to oblivion facially. Colin has a cuck jaw, horseface and shit canthal tilt:
There is no university degree for Colin's face. Alex slays while Colin rots.
And this is the average face of a Chad-chaser on Tinder, who wants relationships and sex with prettyboy students:
If guys like Alex have to go dumpster diving for grandmas in 2022, it's truly over for Ychromosomecels. Female hypergamy and SMV is rising exponentially, and male SMV, including Chad SMV, is tanking like crazy.
[RESULTS OF GRANNYFISH EXPERIMENT] It's over for malecels in 2022. Even Chads are going for grannies now.
Here's 64-year-old Joyce, our lovely widowed barrister who wants to date hot young 18-30 year old men. She has 123 matches as I'm typing this thread. Obviously this number would be higher if I paid for Tinder. But let's look at the profiles that liked her account. (post 1/3)
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