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What’re the 3 most important things I need to focus on to make this (future) relationship last?


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Ok chad
 
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What happened last time
 
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Okay Chad lite
 
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No one with your post frequency has ever touched a women
 
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You're gay. Your onitis is a man.
 
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You're not truecel then, maybe LTN at least
 
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I went from KHV to V:


Aren't you the retard who had this same girl in his bed last time and did nothing with her? She's literally implying she wants to have sex you absolute autist, take a hint.
 
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k-pop halo too strong
 
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You're not truecel then, maybe LTN at least

55 mm IPD

“not truecel”

I’d say any IPD under 60 mm is utter truecel tier.
 
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55 mm IPD

“not truecel”

I’d say any IPD under 60 mm is utter truecel tier.

A girl is asking to fuck you over text, who gives a fuck about your IPD? there's more to life than autistic looksmax measurements, you can run oofy doofy nice guy game and get an LTR with her.
 
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dont fuck her, u will fall in love and then she will brutally outplay u and dump u like a bag of sands.
 
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Everything but be NT. You need Lefort 3 or you will be unlovable. Relationships are cope when you are sub-Aryan chad,
 
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I voted for leanmax, softmax, and penis extension. Why?

Well, because if she's attracted to you, then to make the relationship last you wouldn't need all of these surgeries.

However, in a more broad sense, I would say moneymax is the most important for your case since with that you could get surgeries which would actually raise your SMV together with the softmaxxing. But if you plan on transmaxxing then who cares about all this shit tbh.
 
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I laughed when I saw the title :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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Is the best method of penis enlargement just an extender?
 
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Brutal dickpill that penis extension is the maxx that has the most votes.

Despite being 5'5.75" and having a 55 mm IPD, an underbite, and a 0.82 midface ratio—they voted penis extension, even though 5.5" BPEL is just slightly under the scientific average.
 
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Is it really a she? Or is it a tranny?
 
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SCREW YOU OP
 
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absolutely nothing





looks and sounds cis to me
If they are biologically female then congratulations I am glad for you. If they are not biologically female then eh whatever dude. I don’t support those things, but I don’t hate you for it either.
 
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what matters is to be NT

How to NTmax?

I’m about as neuro-un-typical as a subhuman can be.

I’m working on a research project on Looksmax.org data. Most autistic thing ever.

 
How to NTmax?

I’m about as neuro-un-typical as a subhuman can be.

I’m working on a research project on Looksmax.org data. Most autistic thing ever.

Einstein's.org
 
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the thread died
 
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fakecel gtfo
 
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Christ just fuck her pls pls
 
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Nigga she wants to have sex with you
 
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she just banged chad now is looking for a provider.

chad.
 
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55 mm IPD

“not truecel”

I’d say any IPD under 60 mm is utter truecel tier.
I’m not a hammerhead shark 😡
 
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Nigga needs to change his name to thefakecel
 
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Brutal dickpill that penis extension is the maxx that has the most votes.

Despite being 5'5.75" and having a 55 mm IPD, an underbite, and a 0.82 midface ratio—they voted penis extension, even though 5.5" BPEL is just slightly under the scientific average.

Scientific average in America is 5.2 BPEL

If the girl isn't tall with a loose big pussy that's more than enough, especially if your girth is decent.
 
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setting my bitterness and jealousy aside for a second, you will definitely be having sex with this girl soon my friend. she might want you to ascend with her. i would try to set something up asap, she wants your penis i believe. but i don't know how to tell signs of interest from a woman because i haven't talked to one my age since i was fourteen years old

i would definitely softmax as well, if you wanted to test her a bit, you could ask her what you should do to softmax. then again, i am extremely socially unaware so might not be best to listen to anything i say
 
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