Xangsane
Election day ruined by a ninja turtle
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Remember this guy from my "Tinder Slayers 2022" thread?
HE WAS GEMMA OWEN'S EX, THEY DATED FOR A YEAR AND NOW HE'S GOING ON LOVE ISLAND
IMAGINE HOW HIGH HIS SMV IS SINCE HE GOT TO LTR GEMMA OWEN, A STACY WHO IS MICHAEL OWEN'S DAUGHTER. WHILE HE WAS ON TINDER LOOKING FOR A HOOKUP, THERE PROBABLY WERE THOUSANDS OF GIRLS HOPING FOR AN LTR WITH HIM.
NO, HE DID NOT MATCH WITH MY GRANNYFISH.
NOW IMAGINE SAINT GONZALOCEL ON LOVE ISLAND, HOW DO YOU THINK HE'D FARE WITH JACQUES IN THE SAME VILLA?
Tindercels, this is your competition [LONDON, 2022]
(POST 1/5) UK Tindercels, this is your competition. It's over if you don't look like, or NTmatch any of these guys. These are the guys having sex with all the HTBs and above in London. Looking like Saint Gonzalocel doesn't cut it in 2022, you have to have 99th percentile looks and NTness to slay...
looksmax.org
He mogs most of the UK love island contestants. Found his insta
the rugby chad
In fact the profile actually was named jacques and was verified
HE WAS GEMMA OWEN'S EX, THEY DATED FOR A YEAR AND NOW HE'S GOING ON LOVE ISLAND
Jacques O'Neill: Castleford Tigers release player to go on Love Island
Castleford Tigers release Jacques O'Neill to allow him to "pursue another opportunity" of heading in to the Love Island villa.
www.bbc.co.uk
IMAGINE HOW HIGH HIS SMV IS SINCE HE GOT TO LTR GEMMA OWEN, A STACY WHO IS MICHAEL OWEN'S DAUGHTER. WHILE HE WAS ON TINDER LOOKING FOR A HOOKUP, THERE PROBABLY WERE THOUSANDS OF GIRLS HOPING FOR AN LTR WITH HIM.
NO, HE DID NOT MATCH WITH MY GRANNYFISH.
NOW IMAGINE SAINT GONZALOCEL ON LOVE ISLAND, HOW DO YOU THINK HE'D FARE WITH JACQUES IN THE SAME VILLA?
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