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My mom said when I was born the nurses were astonished at how beautiful with curly hair and androgynous I looked . They said Guruvayurappan ( a South Indian God) had been reincarnated. And to make sure, they took a sacred knife and scratched my upper chest. Unfortunately the blood was red instead of gold as it was supposed to be, and my mom was relieved because if it was Gold the temple would have actually taken me away.

This is how I looked at my first birthday

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Just a reminder chads keep winning from day 1. Meanwhile when you were born your father was cursing he didn’t use condom
 
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My mom said when I was born the nurses were astonished at how beautiful with curly hair and androgynous I looked . They said Guruvayurappan ( a South Indian God) had been reincarnated. And to make sure, they took a sacred knife and scratched my upper chest. Unfortunately the blood was red instead of gold as it was supposed to be, and my mom was relieved because if it was Gold the temple would have actually taken me away.

This is how I looked at my first birthday

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Just a reminder chads keep winning from day 1. Meanwhile when you were born your father was cursing he didn’t use condom
Just sounds like you won a stabbing, and now you're on an incel forum.
 
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Just sounds like you won a stabbing, and now you're on an incel forum.
I’m happy with my Dravidian meanwhile you seethe for chads like me and crisick
 
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My mom said when I was born the nurses were astonished at how beautiful with curly hair and androgynous I looked . They said Guruvayurappan ( a South Indian God) had been reincarnated. And to make sure, they took a sacred knife and scratched my upper chest. Unfortunately the blood was red instead of gold as it was supposed to be, and my mom was relieved because if it was Gold the temple would have actually taken me away.

This is how I looked at my first birthday

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Just a reminder chads keep winning from day 1. Meanwhile when you were born your father was cursing he didn’t use condom
is that an acid attack survivor? +respect
 
How did you descend so bad you were bound to be a prettyboy
 
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you’ve been born with hair my nigga? wtf
 
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brah was prettyboymaxxed with jewerly
 
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Y angry @tasmanian devil
 
Then you became an incel and ended up on an incel forum :lul::lul::lul:
 
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I was born with heart issues and the doctor said it would have been better if I wasn’t born and joked with my mom about accidentally dropping me on my head and busting my skull open
 
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I was born with heart issues and the doctor said it would have been better if I wasn’t born and joked with my mom about accidentally dropping me on my head and busting my skull open
Cope , you were taken care of by loving nurse

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How did you descend so bad you were bound to be a prettyboy
because i got fat, i actually had zygos popping at age 9 right before I got giga fat from junk fat juice diet. I will try to find it, some pics got lost when shifting the house
 

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