Help - any god level text’ers here?

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

So, the alt friend finally replied, and I’m in deep water in how approach stuff with friends/social circles as I usually just go low inhib with tinder foids as there isn’t anything to ruin.

Just asked her if she found me attractive and that was her answer. Is something like: “cool, I find you attractive as well, dtf at some point appropriate? JFL

This thread is the backstory:
Thread 'I want to sleep with an alt-girl'
https://looksmax.org/threads/i-want-to-sleep-with-an-alt-girl.573414/

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Ironically Alt girls love Incel/weirdo type

Instead of the conventional NT vanilla convos

For the first time this incel forum can actually be helpful in getting you laid(+ a future sex assault charge)

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Ironically Alt girls love Incel/weirdo type

Instead of the conventional NT vanilla convos

For the first time this incel forum can actually be helpful in getting you laid(+ a future sex assault charge)

That’s why I’m asking here I hope she doesn’t see this a though as she knows I mod on this forum

 

[Deleted member 21052]

that’s crazy because I attract alt girls like a light source to flies. we can trade niko

 

[Deleted member 21052]

fucked her

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

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Damn, I’d be scared alt girls could potentially actually consider eating you literally JfL

 

[the BULL]

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fake up maxxed mentally ill chubby ltb. not bad for a chink

 

[the BULL]

just keep going low inhib. yeah because i was thinking about you before the party and you know i really think you're my type. so i was thinking on going the 2 of us alone to eat an ice cream and chill at the park together. i wouldn't propose sex straight on as she's a girl you already know so just go to a date and escalate there

 

[Deleted member 21052]

fake up maxxed mentally ill chubby ltb. not bad for a chink

 

[the BULL]

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ik this is a stacy for you that's why i said not bad.

 

[ItsOVERBuddyBoyos]

So, the alt friend finally replied, and I’m in deep water in how approach stuff with friends/social circles as I usually just go low inhib with tinder foids as there isn’t anything to ruin.

Just asked her if she found me attractive and that was her answer. Is something like: “cool, I find you attractive as well, dtf at some point appropriate? JFL

This thread is the backstory:
Thread 'I want to sleep with an alt-girl'
https://looksmax.org/threads/i-want-to-sleep-with-an-alt-girl.573414/

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How long till the party now?

Her saying yea signals that she's down to meet up

She's an old school friend right? so you must have an idea of sort of stuff she likes to do?
I'd just invite her to meetup for w/e activity she'd be interested in.

She answered your direct question so she knows whats up, she would have deflected if she didnt want you to proceed.

But if the party is really soon, might not be an option. She prob won't want to come over to yours beforehand to get ready because girls have boatloads of stuff, but you could make some flimsy excuse about why you need her help with your costume or something so can you come over beforehand, and you'll go together to the party

 

[Deleted member 21052]

ik this is a stacy for you that's why i said not bad.

crazy how u hating for no reason

 

[Deleted member 21052]

crazy how u hating for no reason

or is there a reason?

 

[the BULL]

crazy how u hating for no reason

do you really think your convo with an horny 15 yo virgin is relevant to the OP?? you could have said to this ugly bitch that you were going to shit and she would have said let me help you

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

just keep going low inhib. yeah because i was thinking about you before the party and you know i really think you're my type. so i was thinking on going the 2 of us alone to eat an ice cream and chill at the park together. i wouldn't propose sex straight on as she's a girl you already know so just go to a date and escalate there

Bro, eating ice cream with her would be hella weird, sounds like a date, we never hang around together just the two of us. And she knows that she’s not my type as she’s seen who I’ve slept with and that I only sleep with white blonde blue eyes girls, that’s also why I made the previous thread:

Thread 'I'm feeling open-minded'
https://looksmax.org/threads/im-feeling-open-minded.566027/

 

[Deleted member 17531]

I'm a Rizz God in the messages Niko, hit my pm for help

 

[Deleted member 21052]

do you really think your convo with an horny 15 yo virgin is relevant to the OP?? you could have said to this ugly bitch that you were going to shit and she would have said let me help you

dnr your cortisol is at max levels because you’re 30 yrs old wish u were a teen again

 

[ItsOVERBuddyBoyos]

Bro, eating ice cream with her would be hella weird, sounds like a date, we never hang around together just the two of us. And she knows that she’s not my type as she’s seen who I’ve slept with and that I only sleep with white blonde blue eyes girls, that’s also why I made the previous thread:

Thread 'I'm feeling open-minded'
https://looksmax.org/threads/im-feeling-open-minded.566027/

Again the fact you knew her helps you out here,

if she ever doubts how much you're into her just list some of her personal qualities, extra useful if you can remember a whole bunch of shit about her, then you can play it off as if you've had this longstanding crush on her for ages and she just hasnt noticed until now

 

[the BULL]

dnr your cortisol is at max levels because you’re 30 yrs old wish u were a teen again

No i don't really care i had a good run and i still have It, i'm more looksmaxxed and i have a proper skull to stay gl meanwhile your prime ends in 2 Years when you start to compare to mascthetic college jocks Who mog you to shit

 

[sтᴀʀʙoʏ]

its this girl, idk if youve seen it before, but geniuly one of the prettiest girls without make up I've seen. brooke monk on tiktok where she shows herself without makeup

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

How long till the party now?

Her saying yea signals that she's down to meet up

She's an old school friend right? so you must have an idea of sort of stuff she likes to do?
I'd just invite her to meetup for w/e activity she'd be interested in.

She answered your direct question so she knows whats up, she would have deflected if she didnt want you to proceed.

But if the party is really soon, might not be an option. She prob won't want to come over to yours beforehand to get ready because girls have boatloads of stuff, but you could make some flimsy excuse about why you need her help with your costume or something so can you come over beforehand, and you'll go together to the party

She’s hosting the party it’s 29th October, but I don’t know much about her, went to boardingschool with her for 1 year where I didn’t talk to her, then about 10 months ago our common friend from school (my that time ex’s roommate) met up with me to catch up and invited me to the alt girls housewarming where we then began to meet up in the little friend group once a month or so

 

[Deleted member 21052]

No i don't really care i had a good run and i still have It, i'm more looksmaxxed and i have a proper skull to stay gl meanwhile your prime ends in 2 Years when you start to compare to mascthetic college jocks Who mog you to shit

still did not read OLDCEL

I’m 6’2 6 psl pretty boy confirmed i mog those jocks you worship so much.

 

[Deleted member 1851]

ask what are her thoughts on the chin to philtrum and the midface ratio. it will work bro, trust me

 

[the BULL]

Bro, eating ice cream with her would be hella weird, sounds like a date, we never hang around together just the two of us. And she knows that she’s not my type as she’s seen who I’ve slept with and that I only sleep with white blonde blue eyes girls, that’s also why I made the previous thread:

Thread 'I'm feeling open-minded'
https://looksmax.org/threads/im-feeling-open-minded.566027/

Then let her know that She's your type and go eat ice cream together. This should be really simple and no reason to overcomplicate it

 

[Moggie]

Bumpo I text like a boomer jfl

 

[the BULL]

still did not read OLDCEL

I’m 6’2 6 psl pretty boy confirmed i mog those jocks you worship so much.

Real world doesn't work like that LMAOOO everyone can slay hs i saw deformed freaks with stacies in hs then in college pheromones kick in and you become a side character

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Then let her know that She's your type and go eat ice cream together. This should be really simple and no reason to overcomplicate it

Isn’t it weird eating ice cream with a girl I’m not planning on dating? I feel like it has to be somewhat sexual but I don’t know what’s too far

 

[Deleted member 18301]

Bruh don’t text about this stuff, just tell her
That’s good to know, and ask her out/to come over on x y day
If she accepts she got the hint, don’t overthink

 

[Deleted member 21052]

Real world doesn't work like that LMAOOO everyone can slay hs i saw deformed freaks with stacies in hs then in college pheromones kick in and you become a side character

dont care. 6'2 6psl mogs 99% of the population so i know Im secure.

stop malding at prime teens like the 30 yr old u are

 

[the BULL]

dont care. 6'2 6psl mogs 99% of the population so i know Im secure.

stop malding at prime teens like the 30 yr old u are

She's not gl stupid you came here flexing while giving 0 help to OP like the retarded teen you are.

 

[Deleted member 18301]

Why on every post everyone is beefing with the slays and who mogs who? It got to the point caging isn’t enough

 

[Deleted member 21052]

She's not gl stupid you came here flexing while giving 0 help to OP like the retarded teen you are.

hows it feel in 10 years you're gonna be 40

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Bruh don’t text about this stuff, just tell her
That’s good to know, and ask her out/to come over on x y day
If she accepts she got the hint, don’t overthink

Fair point, that’s also more of what I was thinking, the only reason I’m overthinking is because she’s in my friend group and idk the norm in that context if there’s a specific girl rules there. Like I had one girl from tinder being dtf then I added her on snap and noticed I slept with her friend, was stupid enough to ask them how close they were and after she figured out I slept with her friend she was gone JFL

 

[the BULL]

Isn’t it weird eating ice cream with a girl I’m not planning on dating? I feel like it has to be somewhat sexual but I don’t know what’s too far

No i don't think so. You're still Friends so eating ice cream before sex can help create atmosphere and give you the requires Energy for the act

 

[the BULL]

hows it feel in 10 years you're gonna be 40

I'm good, good career, good looks, gonna fuck a lot of gl girls and some models here and there probably, plus i'm not 30 yet.

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

No i don't think so. You're still Friends so eating ice cream before sex can help create atmosphere and give you the requires Energy for the act

I guess, wouldn’t just inviting her for wine at my apartment be better though?

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Thread over, I just gave Niko the line of the century.
"Niko slays alt girl" thread coming soon to a looksmax forum near you

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Thread over, I just gave Niko the line of the century.
"Niko slays alt girl" thread coming soon to a looksmax forum near you

Ooorrrr, I could just be low inhib and text “cool” or “ofc you do”

 

[the BULL]

I guess, wouldn’t just inviting her for wine at my apartment be better though?

yeah whatever you prefer bro xD

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Ooorrrr, I could just be low inhib and text “cool” or “ofc you do”

the second one is also good, on par with the one I gave you. This will make her think and ask you the same question, and from there you can choose to withhold the validation from her, which will make her chase you.
We truly are geniuses Niko.

 

[Deleted member 18301]

Fair point, that’s also more of what I was thinking, the only reason I’m overthinking is because she’s in my friend group and idk the norm in that context if there’s a specific girl rules there. Like I had one girl from tinder being dtf then I added her on snap and noticed I slept with her friend, was stupid enough to ask them how close they were and after she figured out I slept with her friend she was gone JFL

That’s why you do it like that, either she accepts or not you got out clean, that’s why less words creates many scenarios and if it gets to the point where you’re cornered you low key dodged the bullet

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

yeah whatever you prefer bro xD

I just think it’s easier to slay in my apartment than a park haha

 

[Deleted member 7725]

soft ass white boy dont know how to talk to bitches bruh. in my hood we all got game.

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

the second one is also good, on par with the one I gave you. This will make her think and ask you the same question, and from there you can choose to withhold the validation from her, which will make her chase you.
We truly are geniuses Niko.

Tbh she hates texting, so I’ll just cut straight to the chase with one message

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Alt girls like ugly guys, whyd you even want them

 

[aBetterMii]

Brag thread

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

soft ass white boy dont know how to talk to bitches bruh. in my hood we all got game.

I do, but I’m not that experienced when it comes to asking friends if they’re dtf

 

[aBetterMii]

Alt girls like ugly guys, whyd you even want them

I fucking wish

 

[Deleted member 7580]

I fucking wish

You mog that’s why they don’t like you

 

[Deleted member 15468]

Ooorrrr, I could just be low inhib and text “cool” or “ofc you do”

idk you in real life, but how you come off in this forum and how you look this direct approach wouldnt be effective IMO

just ask her to hang out 1 on 1, invite her back home (if she comes with you she'll already know what you want to do)

then just put on a movie and escalate by touching, then cuddling, then kissing etc. you know the deal