[INSANE CAGEFUEL] 14 YEAR OLD LEDDIT SLAYER GETS WITH 19 YEAR OLD AT 13 YEARS OLD

[yang]

I'm scrolling through Cuckit on my daily eugene patrol--i spot this nigga.
Absolute slayer. Looks like he's wearing two watches, obviously dripped out, right?



THIS NIGGA IS WEARING A FUCKING COMPASS ON HIS WRIST.
IM FUCKING DONE LMAO

THAT'S NOT ALL FOLKS.




THIS NIGGA CREATES AN INSANE LARP TO LIVE OUT HIS WILDEST FANTASIES.

I was in 7 to grade and it was a high school party, and if you're invited to something like that you sorta need to go.

CAGING @ THIS ABSOLUTE SUBHUMAN WHO THINKS HE'D BE INVITED TO A HIGH SCHOOL PARTY AS A SUBHUMAN AUTIST SEVENTH GRADER. IT'S OBVIOUSLY LARP, BUT THE FACT THAT THIS SOY GUZZLING BETA EVEN FOUND THAT POSSIBLE IN HIS DREAMS IS RIDICULOUS.

NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE CLAIMS THIS:

And... So I kiss her. The moment felt right.

And we make out. For a long time. And the whole time she's getting all handsy, and so am I, and considering where her hands were I could tell she knew I had a pretty major stiffy by then, and so she eventually asks me if I have a condom. And I'm like, what!? Is there even someplace private to smash at a party!?

AT THIS POINT, I WAS ALREADY ON THE GROUND DYING OF LAUGHTER. SADLY, THAT'S NOT ALL THIS GRIMY MANCHILD HAD TO POST.

NIGGAS OUT HERE GETTING MOGGED BY WASHING MACHINES




E LEVELS OFF THE CHARTS

SOMEONE GET THIS KID ON FIN ASAP!

 

[Titbot]

Bump. Maybe he has a good personality man and got a haircut that day

 

[Vermilioncore]

bumo this motherfucking thread

 

[.👽.]

I'm scrolling through Cuckit on my daily eugene patrol--i spot this nigga.
Absolute slayer. Looks like he's wearing two watches, obviously dripped out, right?



THIS NIGGA IS WEARING A FUCKING COMPASS ON HIS WRIST.
IM FUCKING DONE LMAO
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THAT'S NOT ALL FOLKS.




THIS NIGGA CREATES AN INSANE LARP TO LIVE OUT HIS WILDEST FANTASIES.

I was in 7 to grade and it was a high school party, and if you're invited to something like that you sorta need to go.

CAGING @ THIS ABSOLUTE SUBHUMAN WHO THINKS HE'D BE INVITED TO A HIGH SCHOOL PARTY AS A SUBHUMAN AUTIST SEVENTH GRADER. IT'S OBVIOUSLY LARP, BUT THE FACT THAT THIS SOY GUZZLING BETA EVEN FOUND THAT POSSIBLE IN HIS DREAMS IS RIDICULOUS.
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NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE CLAIMS THIS:

And... So I kiss her. The moment felt right.

And we make out. For a long time. And the whole time she's getting all handsy, and so am I, and considering where her hands were I could tell she knew I had a pretty major stiffy by then, and so she eventually asks me if I have a condom. And I'm like, what!? Is there even someplace private to smash at a party!?

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AT THIS POINT, I WAS ALREADY ON THE GROUND DYING OF LAUGHTER. SADLY, THAT'S NOT ALL THIS GRIMY MANCHILD HAD TO POST.

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NIGGAS OUT HERE GETTING MOGGED BY WASHING MACHINES




E LEVELS OFF THE CHARTS

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SOMEONE GET THIS KID ON FIN ASAP!

Nigga he doesnt even know you but lives RENT FREE in your tiny head. Its over rope now

 

[yang]

Nigga he doesnt even know you but lives RENT FREE in your tiny head. Its over rope now

JoinedJan 17, 2020Posts6,620

 

[auboutduprecipice]

currycels come pick up your boy nigga out here wildin'

 

[Deleted member 2846]

fuck the choir pill is killing me

 

[yang]

fuck the choir pill is killing me

Just accept that your sentience is too high to understand; you will forever be an unevolved subhuman.

 

[5'8manlet]

Bump

 

[Cope]

caging so hard rn at this actual LARPing subhuman

 

[yang]

caging so hard rn at this actual LARPing subhuman

I can't believe this dude even imagined himself getting with a college girl.

 

[Deleted member 470]

/r/feminineboys LMAO is that reddit's version of grindr

 

[Papal_Guard]

 

[Deleted member 5180]

14 and already looking like a 35 year old currycel working in IT. It’s beyond over for him

 

[Golang]

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[chessplayercoper23]

Coping faggots dont think there is a predatory females



Here is an example i made

 

[yang]

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[Chadeep]

I think he's trying to take a Shit in that pose.