Oldcelpill is brutal: Old people look fucking disgusting

[Deleted member 5927]

I have been in a military base for about 4-5 months of my life.

Daily I am surrounded by the genetically fit, no fat people, no midgets, no asthmatic kids, no kids with allergies, no deformed people, no oldcels, no health condition kids.

I haven't even seen long hair on a man longer than 1 cm in like months.

I hit up a Walmart for the first time getting out.

I am greeted at the door by a midget obese thing. I grimace and say hello.

I run to the electronics section but on the way there a fucking goblin runs around the corner and I freeze. It has sunspots, gray hair, weird necklace holiday shit hanging all over it's neck, wrinkly skin, short gray hair and a turkey neck with like 35% body fat

It moves. I instinctively get into fight or flight response and sprint out of the store.

Oldcels are fucking gross bruh.

 

[Deleted member 7776]

agreed

 

[Deleted member 1476]

bruv you got flexed out da shop by my grandpa

 

[Deleted member 10536]

And so are incels.

 

[Lux]

Brutal agepill

 

[Scarface77]

 

[Deleted member 643]

I wear sunscreen EVERY DAY, I'm fit and take care of myself, and will soon add tretinoin to prevent further skin aging

 

[Deleted member 4696]

low iq thread,no one can escape the agepill.reminder that soon you will be grossing people like yourself out when your teeth will fall off

 

[Deleted member 5927]

I wear sunscreen EVERY DAY, I'm fit and take care of myself, and will soon add tretinoin to prevent further skin aging

What sunscreen do u recommend that doesn't show on my face

I want to do the same tbh

 

[Deleted member 5927]

low iq thread,no one can escape the agepill.reminder that soon you will be grossing people like yourself out when your teeth will fall off

cope i will never age

 

[Deleted member 4696]

cope i will never age

would be so nice if it was possible but agepill is too brutal

 

[KrissKross]

Just wait till you get to that age, children will run and scream when they see a massive 6’4 ogre

 

[Deleted member 5927]

would be so nice if it was possible but agepill is too brutal

as long as i get ltr at a young age i won't care especially if she gives me kids then i can cope as an old dadcel

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Just wait till you get to that age, children will run and scream when they see a massive 6’4 ogre

yes bro my dad is 350 LB too and bald i will shrek Maxx

 

[Deleted member 643]

What sunscreen do u recommend that doesn't show on my face

I want to do the same tbh

Any of them will work, but I recommend avoiding products that have oxybenzone, as that is a small, estrogen-like molecule that behaves as a hormone disruptor. Any sunscreen with avobenzone more than 3.0% will work, as well as most European and Asian sunscreens. If you want to avoid a white smear on your face, avoid mineral sunscreens.

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Any of them will work, but I recommend avoiding products that have oxybenzone, as that is a small, estrogen-like molecule that behaves as a hormone disruptor. Any sunscreen with avobenzone more than 3.0% will work, as well as most European and Asian sunscreens. If you want to avoid a white smear on your face, avoid mineral sunscreens.

can I have a link to ur favorite one

 

[Deleted member 5969]

What MOS bhai

 

[Deleted member 643]

can I have a link to ur favorite one

I'm American, so my choices of sunscreen are very limited unless I want to spend $50 USD importing expensive European sunscreens. I just go to the local drug store and meticulously look through the suncreen options until I find one that has avobenzone 3% and no oxybenzone

 

[Deleted member 5927]

What MOS bhai

AFSC 1A0X1

 

[chance]

The way you describe reminds me of Harassment Architecture.

 

[Deleted member 5927]

I'm American, so my choices of sunscreen are very limited unless I want to spend $50 USD importing expensive European sunscreens. I just go to the local drug store and meticulously look through the suncreen options until I find one that has avobenzone 3% and no oxybenzone

thank you for info

may your oneitis give you free anal

 

[Pillarman]

Just wait till you get to that age, children will run and scream when they see a massive 6’4 ogre

probably 6ft by that time, brutal shrinkage pill

 

[Deleted member 6380]

Just take cold showers theory

 

[Deleted member 6128]

True tbh Hopefully my black skin DOENST make me look to old

 

[Deleted member 5927]

True tbh Hopefully my black skin DOENST make me look to old

no worries brother

you will become white as you get older

 

[Deleted member 11221]

The agepill WILL come to pass

 

[Deleted member 643]

The agepill WILL come to pass
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He still looks fucking great

 

[Schizoidcel]

That's why you youthmaxx until the grave. JFL at letting yourself go (unless you have a severe illness), I'd rather rope.

I wear sunscreen EVERY DAY, I'm fit and take care of myself, and will soon add tretinoin to prevent further skin aging

 

[Schizoidcel]

The agepill WILL come to pass
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How did he do it

 

[Deleted member 10524]

There are many ways to mitigate aging if you do all of them you’ll mog 99% of people your age pretty quickly people don’t take care of themselves at all tbh

 

[Collagen or rope]

I wear sunscreen EVERY DAY, I'm fit and take care of myself, and will soon add tretinoin to prevent further skin aging

My nigga

 

[ConspiracyTheory]

Laser skin resurfacing is also highly effective.
This bitch is like 60

 

[eduardkoopman]

What sunscreen do u recommend that doesn't show on my face

I want to do the same tbh

I like. after many search. finly found one that doesn'make my head shine like a bowlingball.

eucerin spf 50 oil control dry touch.
It's quit matt

cope i will never age

#metoo

Forever Young, boyos
Die young. Or life and look young forever.

 

[Deleted member 643]

Laser skin resurfacing is also highly effective.
This bitch is like 60

You should wait until you have significant skin aging to get this done though, don't do it just because you developed a fine line on your forehead at age 25