pneumocystosis
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@pneumocystosis, Looksmax.org member of the year 2022?
I write today to persuade fellow looksmaxxers to vote for me as forum member of the year.
I believe that writing a whole fucking 12-part essay that no one will read is the best way to convince you to give me your vote .
I joined the forum 11 days before the year started, and only seriously started posting in July.
You may know me for my few autistic guides:
- My teeth whitening guide: https://looksmax.org/threads/how-i-whitened-my-teeth-better-than-a-dentist-pics.534724/
This was my first guide. I took the risk of burning my gums and rotting my teeth to make this. I did a lot of research to make my method 100% safe. I did not test any products on my dog (i probably should have). I assumed the risks myself.
This thread will not only play a big role in your physical ascension, it'll also give you a confidence boost when interacting with people. I smile A LOT MORE now, which makes me more attractive and MORE NEUROTYPICAL-SEEMING.
- My transformation guide: https://looksmax.org/threads/my-insane-transformation-at-18-pics.592607/
This is my most important guide. I cover the 7 most important softmaxxes. The thread will guide you through my 1-year ascension from looksmaxxing. I believe a great majority of users here are post-puberty and complain how it is over for them. My transformation from mtn to chadlite was also post-puberty, which I believe became lifefuel for many. The guide has gathered 7k views in 3 weeks, without the exposure it would have gotten if it were in BOTB.
- My statusfrauding and moneyfrauding guide: https://looksmax.org/threads/how-to-instantly-fraud-status-money.593558/Autistic guide that teaches you how to pretend to have a black credit card (indicator of wealth, all foids know what a black card means, especially Amex). It also teaches you how to fake your instagram followers. You can pretend to have hundreds of thousands of followers, and even a verification badge.
This is great for fellow looksmaxxers who want to pull when they go out clubbing. I have pulled two very pretty girls thanks to the Instagram method. They saw the verification badge and thought I was a high status male (am not tho rip).
Yes, the amount of threads I have written compared to @enchanted_elixir is laughable. The quality of his ones also mogs mine back to the crops of rural france.However, a lot of my usefulness to this forum lies within my answers to fellow looksmaxxer's threads.
Never will you ever catch me giving a low-quality answer to anyone's thread.
I have my 2:1 rep/post ratio for a reason. People who have dmed me or asked me questions know that I take every single person's ascension journey very seriously.
I have helped countless people with ascending, tips, ratings, debloating, etc. Those I have helped may testify.
I also believe the fact that I show myself deserves some recognition.
inb4 "muh you only show ur face cus ur gl", I showed my face back when I was mtn. I am proud of what I have achieved, and helping you guys with reaching your goals makes me so genuinely happy. I open this forum every day with hopes of being able to help someone.
Showing my face is a risk, especially since this forum is known to be racist, sexist and anything that ends in -"phobic". By showing my face, I am putting myself in the same basket as the low-iq hateful rotters on here, which has been something I've always been concscious of.
I show my face and write my threads for the avid and driven looksmaxxers.
As I have said before, I believe that taking action is the first and most important step anyone should make.
If someone spends a lot of time documenting and researching but never takes action, then what was the point?
A great majority of people here (maybe your case too) never take fucking action. My thread on teeth whitening got 13K views, and I'LL BET YOU THAT LESS THAN 5 PEOPLE WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BUY THE PRODUCTS I LINKED.
People are fucking lazy, and my goal is to not only give relevant advice, but also to MOTIVATE them. I am very harsh in the DMs, I call fat people fat, and I tell normies that they are invisible to foids. Sounds harsh but it's true. Fuck your cope, work on yourself. That's how I think.
I take you guys on my journey with me.
As you may have seen in my recent threads I have made since being at uni, I have changed a lot. I went from a khhv to a club slayer with a kiss count of around 20, 3 bodies and now a stacylite girlfriend (yes, turns out she was a virgin so I forgave her and now we're officially dating).
In the last month and a half, I have been through so fucking much. My recent threads teach you the lessons I learned about becoming NT, pulling in clubs, etc.
I never lie in my threads, I am genuine and honest. I want to show you how much this forum has changed my life. If it weren't for this forum I'd still be a khhv mtn, not even joking. I go through ups and downs, but I always make sure to share the life lessons I get from them.
Here are some threads that I think will teach you a bit (warning: humblebragging):
-https://looksmax.org/threads/how-being-low-inhib-ascends-me-debloat-talk.598966/
-https://looksmax.org/threads/i-made-out-with-a-9-10-girl-as-a-mtn.590912/
-https://looksmax.org/threads/my-life-has-changed-forever-thank-you.576208/
I'd recommend you skip the storytime intros if you're short on time.
I am a high-IQ respectful user.
I make no racist comments. I do not participate in race wars. I do not shitpost. I give honest advice. I help people in the DMs a lot. I have my face all over this forum so I need to be very careful with my behaviour.
I am straight-to-the-point, driven, efficient, and I take action!
I also am the debloat king.
Users @enchanted_elixir and @JFLateating have taught me a lot and inspired me to work and research my way up to the debloat king.
My main focus is finding new and improving current facial debloating methods. I post a lot of my findings here, and will make an insanely complete guide on facial debloating very soon.
I give everyone rep!
I always give rep to anyone who comments on my threads, regardless of if they're thanking me or telling me to kill myself .
In the end it's your call, but a vote for @pneumocystosis would be greatly appreciated.
Besides me, I think that a vote for @enchanted_elixir is the least one can do to thank him for the knowledge he has brought and will continue to bring to this forum.
Here is the tournament thread: https://looksmax.org/threads/2022-forum-member-of-the-year-tournament-qualification-round.607601/
Thank you all.
An immense thank you to those who have helped and supported me on my journey.
Pneumo
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