You have $1000 to spend on these things, what do you choose?

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Chad eye area: $400(Something like Sean O' Prey)

Chad lower third: $400 (Good gonial angle, square chin and defined jawline)

Get rid of every negative trait and be completely neutral $600 (things like eye exposure, acne, protruding ears, gyno)

Become NT $100 (If not autistic and/or high inhib, will be able to talk to men and women and have perfect pick up game and conservation skills)

6 feet $400

Hair package- $400 Chad eyebrows, No norwooding ever, upgraded hairline, thick hair to any consistency you want (Curly, Wavy, Straight). Also any natural color you want

Social circle of friends who care about you $100

Good ambition and future job $100

One free kill token to be used on a real cuckhold $300

Become white $200

Big dick $200 (7 inch with wide girth)

Perfect nose $200

Perfect health and the ability to pass perfect genes to your son $300

a 2 point PSL increase on features that can't be fixed $800

Unlimited Soylent bottles $900
 
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Chad eye area and get rid of every negative trait = slayer
 
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Great personality and a ticket to wonder woman - $1000

Id pick that
 
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Great personality and a ticket to wonder woman - $1000

Id pick that
35930
 
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6 feet for $400

Chad eye area for $400

Perfect nose $200

I would basically become Sean O'Pry tbh
 
6 feet for $400

Chad eye area for $400

Perfect nose $200

I would basically become Sean O'Pry tbh
yes but u still have the same everything else, unless u have no deformities there u would pretty much be giga chad
 
chad eye area and everything else neutral
 
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yes but u still have the same everything else, unless u have no deformities there u would pretty much be giga chad
I have good cheekbones, complexion and hair, with a bit of work on my lower third and those other things yeah I'd be a giga chad.
 
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2x One free kill token to be used on a real cuckhold $300

Social circle of friends who care about you $100

Become NT $100 (If not autistic and/or high inhib, will be able to talk to men and women and have perfect pick up game and conservation skills)

Good ambition and future job $100
 
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Where is NW btwbtw?
 
2x One free kill token to be used on a real cuckhold $300

Social circle of friends who care about you $100

Become NT $100 (If not autistic and/or high inhib, will be able to talk to men and women and have perfect pick up game and conservation skills)

Good ambition and future job $100
im loving ur choices srs
Where is NW btwbtw?
added, $400 (kek)
 
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4x killing cucks with (taking a loan 200$ srs)
 
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4x killing cucks with (taking a loan 200$ srs)
new rule every 100 dollars u take out of a loan is how many times your future ltr cheats on you (ded srs boyo)
 
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new rule every 100 dollars u take out of a loan is how many times your future ltr cheats on you (ded srs boyo)
Not going to ltr anyways cage.

Prepare to be bankrupt, twitch thots becoming homeless, and soylent factory going bankrupt. And a decent population size decrease (ngl tfwtfw srs buddy boyo bucko kiddo ladderino strangerino)
 
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Added: Unlimited Soylent bottles $900 and Big dick $200 (7 inch with wide girth)
 
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Is that what would make people call me "chad"?
yes bro. if you show off the new soylent flavour in the local nightclub you won't have enough dick to give all the females
 
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I want soylent and a big cock tbh srs make both for $1000 as special deal
 
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Srsly the NT and social circle would improve my situation greatly. Then id go with height and eye area
 
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35978
 
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I'll take 2 dead normies and O'prys eye area.
 
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Chad lower third,Hair package, and perfect nose
 
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If i cut my dick can i have 500$ more?
Need the hair eyes lower third and be nt tbh
 
6 Feet, Perfect Hair pack, friends and a Job. Girls will eventually stop caring about you once you age (younger ones I mean), and just having a head full of hair and being tall will put you at 80th percentile for guys older than 30 at least. Friends and good job for having a decent and happy life if everything else fails.
 
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Get an additional loan for 2000$ and become gigachad
 
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Hair, eye area and big dick.
 
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Chad lower third
Become NT

Give me those two and I’ll be a slayer ngl
 
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It is over.
 
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Chad lower third: $400

Become NT $100

Hair package- $400

Good ambition and future job $100
 
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jfl didnt read skipped stright to comment to like my comment
 
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Chad lower third + Chad eye area will pretty much lead to everything else
 
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Chad lower third, chad hair, become NT and I’m gonna add no chronic pain for 100$. My life would be set in stone right then and there.
 
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Chad eye area: $400(Something like Sean O' Prey)

Chad lower third: $400 (Good gonial angle, square chin and defined jawline)

Get rid of every negative trait and be completely neutral $600 (things like eye exposure, acne, protruding ears, gyno)

Become NT $100 (If not autistic and/or high inhib, will be able to talk to men and women and have perfect pick up game and conservation skills)

6 feet $400

Hair package- $400 Chad eyebrows, No norwooding ever, upgraded hairline, thick hair to any consistency you want (Curly, Wavy, Straight). Also any natural color you want

Social circle of friends who care about you $100

Good ambition and future job $100

One free kill token to be used on a real cuckhold $300

Become white $200

Big dick $200 (7 inch with wide girth)

Perfect nose $200

Perfect health and the ability to pass perfect genes to your son $300

a 2 point PSL increase on features that can't be fixed $800

Unlimited Soylent bottles $900
Id save up the money to get myself some gun and shoot a bunch of cuckholds at some nintendosoy convention.
 
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with Yang I can get whatever I want.
 
i have way more than 1000$ to spend, I'm rich
 

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