Take the SMV calculator test here, and see what you get.

What's your SMV score according to this calculator?


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Xangsane

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Here's a link to the SMV calculator. Take it and record your results.
To get a full breakdown, you need to link your email to your results page and they should come forward.

Link:

I asked Niko to do the test, and here are our results.

If you forgot who Niko is, he's a Danish Tinder slayer with over 22K matches within a month (credit to @MentalcelTyronelite and @fogdart for two of these threads):

My results:
1651882903115
1651882906482


Niko's results:
1651882924137
1651882948273


Post your results here, and vote what you got in the poll.
 
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What a piece of shit. I put looks to ten and everything else to five and it's just normie results. This is blue pilled crap.

Oh what's your occupation :soy:
 
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Shit test
 
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Or just make a tinder and go to a party/club
 
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Rated myself as a 3.5 by 10
No social media
No Net worth
This is what I got
But paki halo so add 5 pionts to smv
 
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If you did the test as yourself what do you get?

In what way?

Clubs are hard in 2022.
I got a bit over a five. Jfl All the options are weighed equally. The looks slider should be 80% of your final result.:feelskek:
 
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How are you 4 for money if your a doctor?
I'm only a foundation doctor. We don't get paid that much right now.
The route goes like this where I'm from:
Foundation doctor/trainee (age 23) --> Junior doctor (age 25) --> GP (age 28) --> Surgeon (early 30s)
 
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I got a bit over a five. Jfl All the options are weighed equally. The looks slider should be 80% of your final result.:feelskek:
You could be a Chad yet have autism and locked-in syndrome
 
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You could be a Chad yet have autism and locked-in syndrome
When I recover from covid. I'm gonna apply to a modelling agency.
 
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I put 5 for my face.

SMV score 6.6
 
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Here's a link to the SMV calculator. Take it and record your results.
To get a full breakdown, you need to link your email to your results page and they should come forward.

Link:

I asked Niko to do the test, and here are our results.

If you forgot who Niko is, he's a Danish Tinder slayer with over 22K matches within a month (credit to @MentalcelTyronelite and @fogdart for two of these threads):

My results:
View attachment 1668790View attachment 1668792

Niko's results:
View attachment 1668793View attachment 1668794

Post your results here, and vote what you got in the poll.
Lol that thing is a crock of shit putting too much emphasis on social media
 
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Looks - 7.5
Money - 0.0
Status - 0
SMV Total - 2.5

Good thing I just lie every time I go on a date. You never know what my career is gonna be I make a new one up every weekend :p
 
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Nice!

Lol that thing is a crock of shit putting too much emphasis on social media
What did you get?

Have you seen my face or just face swap morphs?
Just face swap morphs

Looks - 7.5
Money - 0.0
Status - 0
SMV Total - 2.5

Good thing I just lie every time I go on a date. You never know what my career is gonna be I make a new one up every weekend :p
You're Chad?

I'm guessing you're a student-athlete with a lot of Instagram followers.
My status level is shit according to this test :feelskek:
 
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Nice!


What did you get?


Just face swap morphs


You're Chad?


I'm guessing you're a student-athlete with a lot of Instagram followers.
My status level is shit according to this test :feelskek:
I could dm a pic
 
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Not at all it just thinks I am cause it weighs height and physique way too heavily
How do you rate yourself? I'm assuming you're over 6' tall and are gymcelled?
 
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What did you get?


Just face swap morphs


You're Chad?


I'm guessing you're a student-athlete with a lot of Instagram followers.
My status level is shit according to this test :feelskek:
I got a 4 because i put 0 for social media.
 
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I'm guessing you're a student-athlete with a lot of Instagram followers.
My status level is shit according to this test :feelskek:
Pretty much

Caging at the website calling all of your 20s and 30s “developmental age” and 40s peak male SMV time :lul::lul:

The whole thing reeks of redpill autism
 
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How the hell did that Danish guy get an 8 for money and status at 21? :lul::lul:
He calculated his family's money that's what I did lol
 
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How do you rate yourself? I'm assuming you're over 6' tall and are gymcelled?
Yeah, I'd say I'm maybe HTN all things considered. Above avg face but not good enough to be htn alone, but top tier height and frame
 
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I'm 16 and it gave me 2.7, is it over?
keep in mind i had to put 0 for all money and job related aspects, obviously
shit test btw
 
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Here's a link to the SMV calculator. Take it and record your results.
To get a full breakdown, you need to link your email to your results page and they should come forward.

Link:

I asked Niko to do the test, and here are our results.

If you forgot who Niko is, he's a Danish Tinder slayer with over 22K matches within a month (credit to @MentalcelTyronelite and @fogdart for two of these threads):

My results:
View attachment 1668790View attachment 1668792

Niko's results:
View attachment 1668793View attachment 1668794

Post your results here, and vote what you got in the poll.
Damn wtf I’m 2.2:feelswah:6’2 normie white teen
It’s fucking done for me. I think it’s cause I have no job income net worth or social media prescence😹jbs dgaf about that. Got a few becky bitches nothing crazy
 
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Pretty much

Caging at the website calling all of your 20s and 30s “developmental age” and 40s peak male SMV time :lul::lul:

The whole thing reeks of redpill autism
How many followers if you don't mind me asking?

Exactly, no foid prefers some mouldy 40-year-old over a fit young 25-year-old

He calculated his family's money that's what I did lol
I didn't do that :lul::lul:

Yeah, I'd say I'm maybe HTN all things considered. Above avg face but not good enough to be htn alone, but top tier height and frame
That's pretty good from an SMV viewpoint.

danish are chads
Danish incels exist too
@Danish_Retard

Is 5'10 a death-tier height in 2022?

Damn wtf I’m 2.2:feelswah:6’2 normie white teen
It’s fucking done for me. I think it’s cause I have no job income net worth or social media prescence😹jbs dgaf about that. Got a few becky bitches nothing crazy
Do you have the breakdown of your scores?

I'm 16 and it gave me 2.7, is it over?
keep in mind i had to put 0 for all money and job related aspects, obviously
shit test btw
What did you put for looks?
 
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I put 7.5 for face, 5'10 height
I went according to user ratings on here
i get rated 7-8 by normies and girls irl so i jus went off that
obviously a 7 in normie scale is very different than the one we use
 
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Face, height, race and your body is all that should matter for this SMV calculator test. Everything else in this test ruins it.

Imagine having a 9.5/10 face, great body, 6'6"+ height and being white... just to be rated a 6 or 7 at the end because you have no social media or because you're NEET or because your style is bad. :feelsuhh:

What an absolutely garbage test. Whoever created it needs a lobotomy asap.
 
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